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03-19-2007, 03:29 PM
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Bumping the mancrush for the playoff push!

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03-19-2007, 04:01 PM
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The chief export of Sean Avery is pain.

If you want a list of Sean Avery's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Sean Avery.

--- Thank you Chuck Norris

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03-19-2007, 04:21 PM
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The main reason for the turmoil in the middle east... Sean Avery...

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03-19-2007, 04:22 PM
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The main reason for the turmoil in the middle east... Sean Avery...
Ironically enough, he's also the only solution.

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03-19-2007, 04:25 PM
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I just went to see that movie Zodiac, and at the end I saw Avery walking out of the theatre, mumbling "that isn't how I did it at all... MU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"

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03-19-2007, 04:27 PM
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Sean Avery can slam a revolving door.

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Nice job nailing Thibault. Another notch on the Avery goalpost.

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03-19-2007, 09:33 PM
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yet another Avery bashing thread in the NHL section. I love having the most hated player in the league on our team. Keep up the good work Sean

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03-19-2007, 09:33 PM
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Will he be back next year?

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03-19-2007, 09:34 PM
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I'd like to see Brodeur and DP ran over like that by Avery.

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03-19-2007, 09:35 PM
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Will he be back next year?

God I hope so. As soon as he gets resigned I am getting his jersey. I need to put my Darren Turcotte jersey into retirement anyway.

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03-19-2007, 09:39 PM
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I'd like to see Brodeur and DP ran over like that by Avery.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qZ_DESTXS3s

Video would be better if it was just Marty falling down on loop with Yakety Sax playing.

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03-19-2007, 09:41 PM
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Glad to see this thread back to the top!

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03-19-2007, 09:42 PM
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=qZ_DESTXS3s

Video would be better if it was just Marty falling down on loop with Yakety Sax playing.
Marty's dive still gets me everytime. What a clown.

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03-19-2007, 09:45 PM
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Anyone else notice that Avery has chemistry with pretty much anyone he plays with? You can't teach that.

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03-19-2007, 09:49 PM
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Anyone else notice that Avery has chemistry with pretty much anyone he plays with? You can't teach that.
It's because he plays a simple North-South, get the puck to the net and go to the net kinda game. That can mesh with anyone.

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03-19-2007, 09:52 PM
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I'd rather the team go without water than go without Avery

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03-19-2007, 09:58 PM
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Glad to see this thread back to the top!

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I had to bump it this morning!

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03-19-2007, 10:15 PM
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I love having the most hated player in the league on our team.
I'll second that. Man this guy makes a huge difference in the attitude of this team.

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03-20-2007, 12:23 AM
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I was skeptical about bringing him in at first, but being that we gave up so little, I didn't mind it all that much. He's been absolutely great. He hasn't turtled, or taken stupid penalties. He's done his job here, and he's scoring.

He's been one of the best things to happen to this team in a while.

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03-20-2007, 12:40 AM
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Anyone else notice that Avery has chemistry with pretty much anyone he plays with? You can't teach that.
Part of it has to be the fact that he has some offensive skill and hockey sense to go along with the grit aspect of his game. You can put him on a line with Jagr and Nylander and he doesn't look out of place because he can skate, pass and shoot in a way that guys like Ortmeyer and Hollweg can't. Then you can also drop him down to a checking line with more north-south, rough-and-tumble players and he fits in there too because he crashes the net and goes into the corners.

The change in the Rangers attitude during games--the chippiness and snarl that they have now--has been the greatest benefit from his acquisition. And he's a distraction to the opposition.

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03-20-2007, 12:19 PM
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about his lady, Elisha. Apparently she's caused a stir with the posters for her new movie, 'Captivity'. you can check the news out for yourself here:

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/2...-outrage-pull/

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/8309

pretty creepy if you ask me..

I bet Sean Avery shows up in the movie to save the day.. 100% sure..

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03-21-2007, 05:20 PM
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Q:What would you bring If stranded on a desert Island.


Avery: My girlfriend, my cell phone and maybe Kevin Weekes


lol, I don't get it but it's funny anyway....

-from inside the Rangers this week

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03-21-2007, 05:51 PM
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yet another Avery bashing thread in the NHL section. I love having the most hated player in the league on our team. Keep up the good work Sean
Yeah.

Dubinsky where voted most annoying player or something to play against in the WHL, his last season there.

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03-22-2007, 12:53 AM
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So can we just retire his number now seeing as how he is already the greatest player to ever lace up the skates. We retire #16, then have him switch to #66 like Jagr suggested, then in 10 years retire 66 also.

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