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12-10-2003, 11:48 AM
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Urgent: Please Help Comrie

We, the “Trust to Assist Comrie from Oil” (TACO - trademark pending) are pleased to announce our $2.5 million (US) fund raising program at this time. Everything you donate to TACO (minus administration, shipping & handling, marketing, legal, telephone, office and other expenses) will go to help pay poor* little** Comrie to get his trade away from the Oilers. Please watch this spot for our 1-800 number so you can dial and donate repeatedly! Every 10th caller will get a poster signed by somebody who may have been authorized by Comrie to fake his signature.

Help make Comrie a Duck away from Oil today!


* relatively speaking when compared to Gretzky.
** due to his size Comrie is a NHL orphan at this time, though the Ducks have offered to take him in and feed him.

Please note TACO is in no way associated with the NHL, NHLPA, NHLUPAY, NHL Center Ice, NHL Bad Ice, Hockeys Future, Mike Comrie (or relatives, even really distant ones), Anaheim Mighty Disney Daffy Ducks, Edmonton Slick Oilers, Home Repo, The Brick, or Taco Bell Canada.

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Sorry, I'm already part of Enchilada.

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So...if we start a bunch of these trusts around North America, we could have TACOs for just about everyone?

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Originally Posted by officeglen
We, the “Trust to Assist Comrie from Oil” (TACO - trademark pending) are pleased to announce our $2.5 million (US) fund raising program at this time. Everything you donate to TACO (minus administration, shipping & handling, marketing, legal, telephone, office and other expenses) will go to help pay poor* little** Comrie to get his trade away from the Oilers. Please watch this spot for our 1-800 number so you can dial and donate repeatedly! Every 10th caller will get a poster signed by somebody who may have been authorized by Comrie to fake his signature.

Help make Comrie a Duck away from Oil today!


* relatively speaking when compared to Gretzky.
** due to his size Comrie is a NHL orphan at this time, though the Ducks have offered to take him in and feed him.

Please note TACO is in no way associated with the NHL, NHLPA, NHLUPAY, NHL Center Ice, NHL Bad Ice, Hockeys Future, Mike Comrie (or relatives, even really distant ones), Anaheim Mighty Disney Daffy Ducks, Edmonton Slick Oilers, Home Repo, The Brick, or Taco Bell Canada.
I'll call Daddy Comrie and see if he'll match our donation so that Mike can get out of Edmonton faster.

Daddy could sell a few Brick locations to get things moving I hear.

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Like Brodeur, I'm already committed. To Quesadilla:

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