So, any new ideas for playoff avatars? The Blackhawk jinx theme is a good one and the board needs more Pecker for sure. We could freak everybody out with just Kopecky or Sopel avatars.
To add my own lame suggestion though, how about taxicab confessions? Unoriginal, but a potential juvenile humour gold mine. I'm clueless with photoshop but we'd have a picture of a player in a cab then flash to his "confession". Peckerwood, Huet's 5-hole, Kane's chest, Adam Burish. I mean, the jokes write themselves. We could even have an appearance from former Blackhawks like Probert, Mark Bell (that shrimp cocktail story would be good here) and Enrico Ciccone.
Burish - I like to give (picture of him sticking out his tongue) and receive (him getting punched in the face)
Huet - I can't keep my legs closed (or spend too much time on my knees if you prefer). Picture of him on the ice and looking dejected, of which there should be plenty.
Kopecky - I spend a lot of time on my back (or stomach if you wanna go that route)
Sharp - I was voted sexiest Chicago athlete. Sharp's head on that half nude George Coztanza painting. Or a Zoolander theme with Derrick Rose.
Buff - I fall asleep during sex. Don't really buy into the "Buff is disinterested and lazy theme" but it shouldn't be too difficult to find a picture of a bored Buff. Probably from a Hawk function.
Eager Beaver - I am sometimes unwilling to take one for the team. Him looking apprehensive around a large lady. Not always a willing fighter. Related to the Buff one we could have it where he says "I sometimes black out (concuss) during sex".
Niemi - I'm flexible in and out of goal.
Fraser - Not sure but something highlighting his willingness and energy but complete lack of know-how and skill. Or a simple "I like to be dominated". Again with a picture of him getting demolished.
Pat Kane - Should be easy but all I have is 20 cent BJ's. Too bad Columbus isn't in the PO's.
Sopel - I like to muff dive. I think we all know the best picture for this one.
Hammar - Not sure, but American girls love that Swedish accent.
Toews - Could incorporate the mural and the impact it's had on his game (off and on the ice).
Versteeg - Steeger and his love of complicated sex positions (stickhandling) rather than the simple missionary (dump-in)? I like to bring out the toys on the first date. Picture of Versteeg in shades surrounded by weird sex toys and machines.
Beach - I like it when they talk dirty.
Keith and Seabrook - They're both pretty vanilla, although Keith could be the source of a decent premature ejaculation joke I suppose.
Bolland - Again vanilla, but he has a bad back. There's gotta be something there.
Kimmy - The cab is empty.
Brouwer - I have magical hands. He leads the team in shooting percentage! Among regulars anyway. I find that incredible.
Ladd - I honestly probably wouldn't get away with the one I want to put here. It relates to Ladd's willingness to do the "dirty work".
Hendry and Campbell - Nothing at the moment. If anyone has a picture of them in a Halloween costume maybe a "I like to role play" would work. I will be disappointed if we don't work in a golden shower or two though.
So yeah only a couple of those are actually any good. I have too much time on my hands so this kept me occupied for a while if nothing else.