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10-18-2007, 09:26 PM
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Here's what we need!

We need to put a bunch of our players into a nuclear reactor and fuse together some of their talents. The perfect Habs forward right now would be someone with:

Koivu's Vision
Kovalev's Dekes
Higgins' strength along the boards
Ryder's shot
Begin's intensity
Guillaume's size
Plekanec's turtleneck

am I wrong here?

oh wait... I think I just described Lecavalier

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10-18-2007, 09:34 PM
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You forgot the "" next to "Lecavalier".

No but really, we need to steal the blueprints to an Ovechkin/Crosby/Thornton/Heatley/Gonchar beta.

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I like where you're going with this.

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What we need is to set a limit on the maximum number of topic that can be made after a loss, that's about the only thing we need here I'd say

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We need to put a bunch of our players into a nuclear reactor and fuse together some of their talents. The perfect Habs forward right now would be someone with:

Koivu's Vision
Kovalev's Dekes
Higgins' strength along the boards
Ryder's shot
Begin's intensity
Guillaume's size
Plekanec's turtleneck
I think you mean Komisarek's size. And what about Grabovski's speed?

I like the post though, keeps my mind off the fact that I want to kill Tom Kostopoulos (just kidding)

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How about we go one step further and fuse Price's big body with Youppi's thick fur? This way we got a goalie with perfect positioning and movement across the net, plus with enough fur to soak that puck in and don't allow for chances on rebounds?

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How about we go one step further and fuse Price's big body with Youppi's thick fur? This way we got a goalie with perfect positioning and movement across the net, plus with enough fur to soak that puck in and don't allow for chances on rebounds?

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How about we go one step further and fuse Price's big body with Youppi's thick fur? This way we got a goalie with perfect positioning and movement across the net, plus with enough fur to soak that puck in and don't allow for chances on rebounds?
wasn't the whole point of getting newly designed jerseys NOT to have them retain fluids?

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Seriously, who cares about deking? Give me any of the above over the ability to deke. It's useless in most cases. Once in awhile a highlight comes out of it, I guess...

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WE NEED NO MORE POOP ON A STICK!!!!



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wasn't the whole point of getting newly designed jerseys NOT to have them retain fluids?
That's the thing about it. He could play naked! No private parts will shine through the nice furry coat and enough protection is provided at the same time. I'm sure the league will allow it.

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I second that.

Btw we get rid of a few players, and we offer the world to Lecavalier once he's UFA. That's be my plan.

Kostitsyn Lecavalier Kovalev
Higgins Koivu Ryder
Latendresse Plekanec Smolinski
Begin Chipchura Lapierre

Kostopoulos sent to Siberia for punishment.

Now how do I get in touch with Gainey to let him know my plan?

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That is the dumbest video I have ever seen.

I think I had a seizure.

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That is the dumbest video I have ever seen.

I think I had a seizure.
Trust me, when you're damn tired, this video is just funny. Oh and when you're drunk, high, etc.

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We need to put a bunch of our players into a nuclear reactor and fuse together some of their talents. The perfect Habs forward right now would be someone with:

Koivu's Vision
Kovalev's Dekes
Higgins' strength along the boards
Ryder's shot
Begin's intensity
Guillaume's size
Plekanec's turtleneck

am I wrong here?
Are you wrong? Well, if you put Plek's turtleneck on somebody so much bigger, wouldn't it just cut off the oxygen supply to their brain and they'd collapse on the ice? Can't see how that helps us much...

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We need some last place finishes to get #1 overall picks . . .


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