I always think of my buddy's dad, Al. His family roots are Polish, and his nickname is "Bink" (which I'm led to believe means "little" or "little guy" in Polish...? He's about 6'5" and 100 kgs so it could be one of those "Tiny"-type nicknames). Bink Bonk for the win.
I thought he was kinda scrawny 6'5" 100lbs, but then I noticed the kgs.
Pick a system (imperial or metric) the use of both at the same time confuses me