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01-27-2004, 04:02 PM
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Good joke involving the leafs

I had to share that one, obviously working at the government, I get loads of jokes everyday. First time I got a leafs joke thought so I would like to share it. Maybe some of you saw it already but whatever :


Canadian Temperature Guide
------------------------------------------
50* Fahrenheit (10* C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.

35* Fahrenheit (1.6* C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32* Fahrenheit (0* C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.

0* Fahrenheit (-17.9* C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60* Fahrenheit (-51* C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100* Fahrenheit (-73* C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
ottawa canal opens for skating.

-173* Fahrenheit (-114* C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

- 460* Fahrenheit (-273* C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying, "Cold eh?"

- 500* Fahrenheit (-295* C)
Hell freezes over,
Leafs finally win Stanley Cup!

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thanks for the laugh


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I am working in Leafs country right now and this one will come in handy.

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01-27-2004, 04:36 PM
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-60* Fahrenheit (-51* C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.
sweet.. i guess i'll be seein some lil girl guides today as its currently -52*C w/ the windchill here in balmy Saskatoon

but seriously though great joke
i like it

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Originally Posted by ejaculine
I had to share that one, obviously working at the government, I get loads of jokes everyday. First time I got a leafs joke thought so I would like to share it. Maybe some of you saw it already but whatever :


Canadian Temperature Guide
------------------------------------------
50* Fahrenheit (10* C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.

35* Fahrenheit (1.6* C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32* Fahrenheit (0* C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.

0* Fahrenheit (-17.9* C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60* Fahrenheit (-51* C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100* Fahrenheit (-73* C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
ottawa canal opens for skating.

-173* Fahrenheit (-114* C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

- 460* Fahrenheit (-273* C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying, "Cold eh?"

- 500* Fahrenheit (-295* C)
Hell freezes over,
Leafs finally win Stanley Cup!
I work for the fed gov too and I never receive good jokes like this

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01-27-2004, 05:06 PM
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I haven't seen that one before...had a good laugh...thanks!

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01-27-2004, 05:48 PM
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Quote:
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- 500* Fahrenheit (-295* C)
Hell freezes over,
Leafs finally win Stanley Cup!
Don't laugh, we're almost there. :p

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Don't laugh, we're almost there. :p
Are you having a brain freeze?

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excellent joke, it will be going to good use

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01-27-2004, 06:33 PM
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Someone had sent that to my email a week or so ago, but it's still worth a good laugh.

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Never get sick of that one!!!

Let's check the ol weather report in hell:

Today:
HOT!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow:
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long Range:
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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01-27-2004, 07:33 PM
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Get lives, how low are you guys, making fun of a team just cause they havent won in a while.

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Get lives, how low are you guys, making fun of a team just cause they havent won in a while.
I like your avatar

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Never get sick of that one!!!

Let's check the ol weather report in hell:

Today:
HOT!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow:
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long Range:
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL, that was gold man!

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It could be modified to include -20 Celcius: Habs cancels outdoor practice... but then Canadians wouldn't sound as tough against the cold.

Have we gotten soft?

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01-27-2004, 10:36 PM
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Whats funny about it?
This is real, except for the Leafs part which is just speculation.

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Did yoiu hear about the Toronto Maple Leaf goalie who tried to kill himself by jumping in front of the Go-Train?

He's still alive.... the train went between his legs!

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