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02-11-2008, 11:26 AM
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OT: Top 5 2008 Wishful Arrests :)

Okay, made this thread cause we had fun on IRC doing this. Basically, you make your top 5 arrests of any player in the NHL. This is purely fictional.

One example I'll give is "bouillon got arrested for sneaking on to the roller coaster without being tall enough" - 500$ bail. (special thanks to Hackett for this one)

So you make a top 5 list of fictional arrests of players in the NHL. List bail, etc

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Andrei Kostitsyn got arrested for having a fight with Yvon in a club

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Meanwhile his brother Sergei got arrested for spreading The Clap.

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02-11-2008, 11:30 AM
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1) Ryder arrested for scoring a goal, apparently this season that is illegal.
2) Huet arrested on illegal immigration charges
3) Koivu arrested and deported for robbing Josh Gorges' place!
4) O'Byrne arrested for stealing a chicks purse... oh wait,
5) Spezza and Alfredson arrested for indecent exposure - 1000$ bail

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02-11-2008, 11:31 AM
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luc gelinas got arrested for giving false info to the cops due to his poor english

he will be represented in court by renaud lavoie

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The new 3 amigos (Brisebois, Dandenault and Smolinski) arrested for cocaine. Salaries no longer count against the cap!

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Alex Kovalev got arrested for stealing Chara's pants.

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Lapierre and Latendresse arrested for throwing Sergei Kostitsyn under a bus.

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Lapierre and Latendresse arrested for throwing Sergei Kostitsyn under a bus.
Lapierre would watch Latendresse do it.

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<insert name of Hab> gets arrested for stealing the puck from Zdeno Chara; his defense in court is that Chara gave it to him. Upon viewing NESN coverage of the game, the jury acquits the player, agreeing that Chara in fact gave him the puck, and Jack Edwards is arrested for disturbing the peace.

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Lapierre arrested for spit and run a child in a schoolbus.

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Latendresse was arrested after making a hold-up in a McDo

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Carbonneau arrested after lying under oath after saying Smolinski-Begin-Kostopolous is a checking line.

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Lapierre arrested for spit and run a child in a schoolbus.
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Latendresse was arrested after making a hold-up in a McDo
The insuing investigation revealed only food was taken.

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Carbonneau arrested after lying under oaf after saying Smolinski-Begin-Kostopolous is a checking line.
(I assume you meant lying under oath, but the way you wrote it is funnier).

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(I assume you meant lying under oath, but the way you wrote it is funnier).
hahaha oops my bad, i didn't even notice

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(I assume you meant lying under oath, but the way you wrote it is funnier).

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Renaud Lavoie arrested for breaking Gomez' window with a football.

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(I assume you meant lying under oath, but the way you wrote it is funnier).
Nope...Brisebois was sitting on him when he said it.

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Renaud Lavoie arrested for breaking Gomez' window with a football.
I'm still waiting for a feed of that interview..

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Carbonneau arrested after lying under oath after saying Smolinski-Begin-Kostopolous is a checking line.
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Brisebois arrested for impersonating a hockey player .

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