1) Ryder arrested for scoring a goal, apparently this season that is illegal.
2) Huet arrested on illegal immigration charges
3) Koivu arrested and deported for robbing Josh Gorges' place!
4) O'Byrne arrested for stealing a chicks purse... oh wait,
5) Spezza and Alfredson arrested for indecent exposure - 1000$ bail
<insert name of Hab> gets arrested for stealing the puck from Zdeno Chara; his defense in court is that Chara gave it to him. Upon viewing NESN coverage of the game, the jury acquits the player, agreeing that Chara in fact gave him the puck, and Jack Edwards is arrested for disturbing the peace.