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02-11-2008, 01:07 PM
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huet the poster was arrested for trespassing. He was caught peeping through huet's bathroom window while cristo was taking a dump

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02-11-2008, 01:10 PM
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Brisebois arrested for being born.

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02-11-2008, 01:13 PM
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5. Wayne Gretzky arrested for keeping a hockey club in the Desert.
4. Mario Tremblay arrested for pretending to be useful on a good hockey franchise.
3. Alex Ovechkin arrested for scoring 50 goals and being ugly (NHL decides to retroactively arrest Dany Heatley for the same)
2. Mario Lemieux arrested for owning a Franchise by making them owe him so much money for his often injured greatness (Lemieux pays his bail through the contract he made for Crosby)

and the number one...

1. Sean Avery arrested for dating Elisa Cuthbert and not satisfying her enough for her to run off with a Polak

(Honourable mention: Steve Downie arrested for the worst ***-goatee in hockey)

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02-11-2008, 01:15 PM
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3. Alex Ovechkin arrested for scoring 50 goals and being ugly (NHL decides to retroactively arrest Dany Heatley for the same)
Rod Brind'Amour is sentenced to life in prison.

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02-11-2008, 01:15 PM
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Rod Brind'Amour is sentenced to life in prison.
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02-11-2008, 01:17 PM
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Patrice Brisebois was arrested for cheating on his 2007 taxes. The Canadian Government found it odd that he was paying so little into his income tax for a professional NHL player. They charged him with Tax fraud and sent for his arrest. Brisebois' lawyer denied this claim, stating that his client was never a professional NHL player. After further review of some video footage, the judge dropped all charges... and slipped Patrice a $5 bill as he exited, stating "You need this more then I do".

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02-11-2008, 01:18 PM
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Patrice Brisebois sentenced to play for the Toronto Maple Leafs

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02-11-2008, 01:25 PM
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Ryder sentenced for trying not to reach his bonus for his 10th goal to save on impot.

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02-11-2008, 01:25 PM
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Tucker was arrested after violently attacking Kovalev's elbow with his face.

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02-11-2008, 01:30 PM
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Sergei Kostitsyn was arrested last night for illegally drinking as a minor. He was also deported for lying on his work visa. He is only 12 years old.

On a related note, Sergei's older "brother", Andrei was also deported for lying about his age on his Visa. He's actually 37 years of age and Sergei's biological father.

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02-11-2008, 01:31 PM
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Sergei Kostitsyn was arrested last night for illegally drinking as a minor. He was also deported for lying on his work visa. He is only 12 years old.

On a related note, Sergei's older brother, Andrei was also deported for lying about his age on his Visa. He's actually 37.

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02-11-2008, 01:33 PM
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Andreas Lilja was arrested cause he's black.

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02-11-2008, 01:43 PM
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5 - Emery
4 - Emery
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Andreas Lilja was arrested cause he's black.

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02-11-2008, 02:05 PM
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Mike Komisarek was arrested for assault on a minor after a bodycheck put Daniel Briere through the glass and into the sixth row of the reds at the Bell Centre. The charges were reduced to simple assault when it was determined, after examining several pieces of ID, that Briere is in fact over the age of 18. Privately, one of the arresting officers confided that he felt the charges were bull**** and that Briere is "the biggest damn diver in the NHL".

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02-11-2008, 02:15 PM
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Mike Komisarek was arrested for assault on a minor after a bodycheck put Daniel Briere through the glass and into the sixth row of the reds at the Bell Centre. The charges were reduced to simple assault when it was determined, after examining several pieces of ID, that Briere is in fact over the age of 18 and male. Privately, one of the arresting officers confided that he felt the charges were bull**** and that Briere is "the biggest damn diver in the NHL".
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02-11-2008, 02:35 PM
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The kost. Brothers were arrested and trialed in a puritan church for some "awkward telepathic powers" and were sentenced to death by fire. Unfortunately, the kost brothers cannot die

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Alex Kovalev got arrested for stealing Chara's pants.
But they don't fit!

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02-11-2008, 04:11 PM
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Komisarek arrested for spreading naked pictures and videos of Elisha Cuthbert to HF Boards
ghys goes to prison to thank mike


THANKS MIKE

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Komisarek arrested for spreading naked pictures and videos of Elisha Cuthbert to HF Boards
Would I get in trouble for watching those? Repeatedly?

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Koivu arrested for hooking a cop.

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La Presse arrested for attempted bribery on its readers.

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02-11-2008, 04:33 PM
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huet the poster was arrested for trespassing. He was caught peeping through huet's bathroom window while cristo was taking a dump
What the ****, lol, I wouldn't go that far...

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<Komisarek> gets arrested for stealing the puck from Brian McCabe; his defense in court is that McCabe gave it to him. Upon viewing NESN coverage of the game, the jury acquits the player.
fixed

Montreal Canadiens on trial for encouraging prospects Andrei Markov, and Sergei Kostitsyn to underperform in order to draft them in later rounds. Canadiens call for acquital under the guise that Detroit has set the precedent and got away with it doing the same same with Pavel Datsyuk and Henrik Zetterberg. Canadiens' plan backfires and receive same sentence as Detroit...choking.

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Ray Emery arrested and sued for being black, but the charges finally dropped since Emery is amnesiac; he can't remember where his team practices.

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