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02-11-2008, 03:56 PM
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Steve Begin is sentenced to life after robbing 24 mexicans and forced them to make the new «Grinder» clothes

The Anaheim Ducks are sentenced to a one year ban from the league for not having crushed Josh Gorges into the glass in a 7 game Stanley Cup series

Roman Hamrlik is suspended for one year after missing 3 games, 3 games, with a flu...

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02-11-2008, 05:18 PM
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5) Plekanec arrested for skating over the speed limit.
4) Brisebois arrested for friendly fire.
3) Markov arrested for illegal entrance in Venezuela (he lost the map to the TB arena)
2) Latendresse arrested for eating dead puppies soup.
1) Kovalev arrested for witchcraft.

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02-11-2008, 05:25 PM
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Alex Kovalev got arrested for stealing Chara's pants.

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02-11-2008, 05:34 PM
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Alex Kovalev arrested for being a serial rapist. In a statement released by police it was revealed that he liked to leave the victims jock strap hanging from the crossbar. He was identified in a lineup by his latest victim Vesa Toskala


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02-11-2008, 05:37 PM
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Lapierre and Latendresse arrested for throwing Sergei Kostitsyn under a bus.
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Carbonneau arrested after lying under oath after saying Smolinski-Begin-Kostopolous is a checking line.

Excellent thread idea OP...I lol'd big time at these 2.

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02-11-2008, 05:59 PM
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Ryan Shannon arrested for giving Khabibulin vertigo.
Mike Komisarek arrested for using opposing players as glass wiper.
Chara arrested for cannibalism.
Bruins fans arrested for being morons.

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02-11-2008, 06:00 PM
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Ryan Shannon arrested for giving Khabibulin vertigo.
Mike Komisarek arrested for using opposing players as glass wiper.
Chara arrested for cannibalism.
Bruins fans arrested for being morons.
If only that were a crime...

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02-11-2008, 07:20 PM
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- Trevor Timmins arrested for taking GHG and being speculated to be a distributor of the drug to the habs locker room

- Markov arrested for an attempt to smuggle/bribe Ovechkin into Montreal

- Koivu arrested by Quebec language police for not speaking French

- Huet arrested for 'robbing' players with his glove

- Kovalev finally taken in by cops for being an undercover Russian sniper whose main target is goaltenders.

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02-11-2008, 07:24 PM
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- Trevor Timmins arrested for taking GHG and being speculated to be a distributor of the drug to the habs locker room

- Markov arrested for an attempt to smuggle/bribe Ovechkin into Montreal

- Koivu arrested by Quebec language police for not speaking French

- Huet arrested for 'robbing' players with his glove

- Kovalev finally taken in by cops for being an undercover Russian sniper whose main target is posts/crossbars.
Fixed.

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02-11-2008, 07:31 PM
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On a related note, Carey Price actually tried to stop O'Byrne and Kosto from stealing that purse, but it went through his five-hole.

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02-11-2008, 08:02 PM
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Andrew Raycroft was arrested on suspicion of prostitution, as the cops caught wind that people could, " easily score" on him. After evidence was gathered, Raycroft was released and the police officer gave this report," hahahahahahahaaha"

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02-11-2008, 08:23 PM
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On a related note, Carey Price actually tried to stop O'Byrne and Kosto from stealing that purse, but it went through his five-hole.
This joke would work better with Huet. Huet gets five-holed a lot.

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02-11-2008, 08:24 PM
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Koivu being under arrest because he doesn't speak French.

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02-11-2008, 08:26 PM
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The entire Habs organization being fined and sentenced just because they're bullying the Bruins in almost every game.

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02-11-2008, 08:29 PM
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Gainey arrested for tryin to make a trade with a fellow gm while using some st-hubert chicken as a bribe

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02-11-2008, 08:32 PM
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I know it's been a while ago,but Doug Wilson being lately under arrest because of stealing Thornton from the Bruins in 2005.

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02-11-2008, 08:32 PM
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This joke would work better with Huet. Huet gets five-holed a lot.
LOL that sounds really nasty.

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02-11-2008, 08:32 PM
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Andrew Raycroft was arrested on suspicion of prostitution, as the cops caught wind that people could, " easily score" on him. After evidence was gathered, Raycroft was released and the police officer gave this report," hahahahahahahaaha"

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02-11-2008, 08:33 PM
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Price arrested in vegas, they thought he was a rainman counting cards specialy after he started cryin when the alarm went off.

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02-11-2008, 08:54 PM
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Craig Rivet arrested under speculation for attempted murder. The victim suffered an extreme amount of bruising on the shins. Luckily after the bruises were suffered the victim brokeaway from Rivet and found the authorities.

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02-11-2008, 08:57 PM
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LOL that sounds really nasty.
Depends on if it involves jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.

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02-11-2008, 10:10 PM
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Brisebois arrested for impersonating a hockey player .
lol. good one

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02-11-2008, 10:12 PM
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Craig MacTavish arrested for...

Oh wait...

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02-11-2008, 10:14 PM
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Lats arrested for being too fat.
Cristobal arrested for too good French interviews.
Koivu also arrested for too good French interviews.

er, wait..

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Brisebois arrested for evading from the pressbox

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