"I have been so very busy burning up the phone lines on my Fisher Price Walkie Talkie. Today I am hearing so many things from so many fake sources. Like Don Waddell in Atlanta secretly wears a rug on his head and it is licensed by the NHL. Ken Holland recently got cosmetic surgery on both ears so he can hear what other GM's are saying. Cliff Fletcher is really into Hip Hop and Gangsta Rap videos. P3
Anyway onto some real fake rumours as we get very close to the Trade Deadline which is on Tuesday February 26 at 3 PM EST. P5"
"My "P" System
P1...I made it up
P2...I made it up with an imaginary source in my head
P3...I saw it on a message board and thought it made sense
P4...I saw it on Spector's
P5...I saw it on TSN and confirmed it as my own
GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!"