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03-13-2008, 04:15 PM
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Ot - Leafs Joke.

Have you guys seen the new leafs movie about them winning the cup?


10,000 B.C.


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Funny

I like it

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Funny, but isn't it 10,000 A.D. ? (ante diem ... avant-dieu ... before christ)

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03-13-2008, 04:23 PM
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Funny, but isn't it 10,000 A.D. ? (ante diem ... avant-dieu ... before christ)
Nope.
A.D. - Anno Domini (year of our lord)

Funny joke.

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I remeer when the Leafs weren't terrible, and making jokes about them was still funny. That was a long time ago.

They're so bad now, there's no point.

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03-13-2008, 04:26 PM
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Nope.
A.D. - Anno Domini (year of our lord)

Funny joke.
Thank you! Whether it's Anno Domini or Ante Diem, it's A.D.!
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10000 BC

shame on me ...again today!

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What does the Titanic and the Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?

They both suck when involved with ice. (Forgot exact wording but its pretty close)

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What does the Titanic and the Toronto Maple Leafs have in common?

They both suck when involved with ice. (Forgot exact wording but its pretty close)
Seriously.

It's like punching a baby. Yeah, you win, but there was never any contest in the first place.

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ITS PEANUT BYTTER JELLY TIME!!!

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=14083

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You should say 10 000 B.P. (Before Price)

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This one is in french but it's still funny.



Quel est la difference entre une boite de Crayola et les Maple Leafs?
La boite de Crayola comporte des marqueurs.

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This one is in french but it's still funny.



Quel est la difference entre une boite de Crayola et les Maple Leafs?
La boite de Crayola comporte des marqueurs.
Doesnt work: 'marqueurs' in french translates as 'markers' in english (crayons feutre).

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Anyways, the Leafs are a punch line on their own: its like youre at a party, you get introduced to her and you want to make her laugh so you just say "The Leafs!" and she'll laugh and laugh and laugh...

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Doesnt work: 'marqueurs' in french translates as 'markers' in english (crayons feutre).
We also use the word marqueur in french for markers.

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We also use the word marqueur in french for markers.
I see, thats new on me since i always use 'crayons feutres'. But i'm old, that explains a lot in my case.

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marqueur is like an Highliner or however you write that

for our english folks marqueur in french is used to say a goal scorer

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Funny, but isn't it 10,000 A.D. ? (ante diem ... avant-dieu ... before christ)
Diem actually means day in latin, deus is god. And yes, I am a nitpicking *******.

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What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a bunch of Tampax? None. Both are only good for one period.

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What do the Maple Leafs, Blue Jays and Argos all have in common?

-They all can't play hockey

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What do the Maple Leafs, Blue Jays and Argos all have in common?

-They all can't play hockey
You forgot the Raptors.

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What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?

















The cigarette machine has Player's...

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This isn't so much as a Leafs joke but more of an oops by a Leafs fan:


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