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04-01-2008, 05:38 AM
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OT: What are you doing for April Fool's?

*** Mods, I just thought this would be a fun thread to see what kind of jokes people are pulling. This is not meant to turn into "ZOMG CAREY PRICE GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT".. but into a fun (maybe humerous) discussion of what everyone here plans to do to their family and friends. If you need to close it, feel free.


Anyway, I've got two jokes set up.. both involving nearly the same thing.


For my sister (just finished High School), I wrote out a fake letter from the school library, saying that she has had a book out since grade 10 and they'd like it back. The letter goes on to say there is a $175 dollar fine. It looks authentic and hopefully, it'll work.

As for my dad, he works days. I'm *HOPING* that a bill comes in the mail today. If it does, I'm going to scan them onto the computer and change the totals around to make it a ridiculous amount. Say a $125 cable bill (our normal) to something like.. $472 or something with some added PPVs or something. Or raised prices. Or something, I'm not sure yet.



I think they should both work well. Anyone have any good ones?

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For the record this type of a discussion isn't what the admin want to stop.... its the ******** threads that are april fools jokes...

The closed thread is two merged threads... one about a markov and kovalev car crash, and the other about signing ryan mcdonagh and calling him up..... those false info threads are what we don't want cluttering the board and getting people riled up.

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Everyday is April Fool's for me.

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I played an april fools joke on myself. I rode the motorcycle in to work today. It may be 11 degrees outside in T.O, but it's raining and very wet.n stupid me. I fell for the weather network saying that the rain had stopped and it was just very cloudy.

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I played an april fools joke on myself. I rode the motorcycle in to work today. It may be 11 degrees outside in T.O, but it's raining and very wet.n stupid me. I fell for the weather network saying that the rain had stopped and it was just very cloudy.
Turning away from the TV and looking out the window didn't work for you, I gather.

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Well a woman i know, a good friend, has her birthday on April 1st. On one of those occasions, me and her b/f put some confetti and baby powder in some balloons that we then blew up and put into her car until it was totally filled with them from top to bottom. Then we filmed her trying to get rid of the balloons, popping them and spraying confetti and baby powder all over her car... she couldt just shove them outside since she was in a parking lot and there were too many people around.

That was 2 years ago and she tells me that everytime she starts the heater or AC in here car that she can see confetti popping out of her air vents in the car.

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I found a very naughty picture, printed it out and snuck it into a coworker's inbox.



Check it out


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I am at work right now and will do some treats to workmates!!!

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Everyday is April Fool's for me.
Actually having you for a kid, wouldn't everyday be April Fools day for your parents?

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April fool's is a pointless waste of time to me. Not to mention the horde of people trying to pull a prank when they don't know how to (too obvious , lame ect). I still enjoy a good April fool joke but the problem is that there is not much creativity these days and most of them are lame and predictable.

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Here's a good one that my g/f and I played on her brother last year.

He was going on vacation *his flight left at 8am* on April fools day so he set his alarm for 5:30am.

My g/f has a key to his condo, so we snuck in the night before his flight and while he was sleeping set all of the clocks in his home back 2 hours. He is a very organized person who likes to lay out his clothes all nice and pressed the night before. So we grabbed the clothes, rolled them all up in a ball so they were all nice and wrinkled and put them back in their spot.

The next thing we did was put some woman's underwear, handcuffs as well as a hmmm....a woman's massager in his jacket pocket.

I had booked a limo to take him to the airport and so I called them to change the pickup time. I also requested that the limo driver call my g/f's brother when he arrived at the condo.

So the limo driver who was supposed to show up at 6:30am, now arrived at 4:30am. He called upstairs to my g/f's brother who immediately went into a panic because he thought he had slept in.

So he got dressed, quickly grabbed his stuff and jumped into the limo without once looking in a mirror or checking his pockets.

The next part I wish I could have been able to see live. When he got to customs, looking all tired and unshaven and wrinkly. The custom agents while doing their normal search made him take all of the items out of his pockets.

The look on his face must of been priceless as he emptied out all of the items.

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Here's a good one that my g/f and I played on her brother last year.

He was going on vacation *his flight left at 8am* on April fools day so he set his alarm for 5:30am.

My g/f has a key to his condo, so we snuck in the night before his flight and while he was sleeping set all of the clocks in his home back 2 hours. He is a very organized person who likes to lay out his clothes all nice and pressed the night before. So we grabbed the clothes, rolled them all up in a ball so they were all nice and wrinkled and put them back in their spot.

The next thing we did was put some woman's underwear, handcuffs as well as a hmmm....a woman's massager in his jacket pocket.

I had booked a limo to take him to the airport and so I called them to change the pickup time. I also requested that the limo driver call my g/f's brother when he arrived at the condo.

So the limo driver who was supposed to show up at 6:30am, now arrived at 4:30am. He called upstairs to my g/f's brother who immediately went into a panic because he thought he had slept in.

So he got dressed, quickly grabbed his stuff and jumped into the limo without once looking in a mirror or checking his pockets.

The next part I wish I could have been able to see live. When he got to customs, looking all tired and unshaven and wrinkly. The custom agents while doing their normal search made him take all of the items out of his pockets.

The look on his face must of been priceless as he emptied out all of the items.


Man, do you hate your brother-in-law?

Because now, he must probably hate you?

Reminds me when I made a prank to a friend. Me and some friends were able, with the help of his girlfriend, to sneek in at night, and put Shrinkwrap over his toilet seat. Unfortunetly, only his GF saw the expression on his face.

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I did good old kids joke... A fish in paper with scotch tape.. put it on the boss chair and then he sat on this and walk around with a fish on his butt. Very simple and still funny !!!

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Man, do you hate your brother-in-law?

Because now, he must probably hate you?

Reminds me when I made a prank to a friend. Me and some friends were able, with the help of his girlfriend, to sneek in at night, and put Shrinkwrap over his toilet seat. Unfortunetly, only his GF saw the expression on his face.
He's a 6'4 scary russian guy, who thank god has a great sense of humour. lol

LOL..Shrink wrapping the toilet seat is a great idea. I've never pulled that one off before, but I'm definitely adding that to my list.

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good one!

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Lol...I can't believe you got me twice with the same one.

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LOL, I pulled a major prank on my co-worker this morning.

Every morning, "Paul" starts his morning with a bowl of instant quaker oatmeal. He makes his oatmeal, places it on his desk and then gets a coffee.
So when "Paul" goes to get a coffee this morning, I put a couple of razor blades in his oatmeal.
lol, man , the look on his face was priceless as he was spitting blood everywhere and being rushed to emergency.
CLASSIC!!

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LOL, I pulled a major prank on my co-worker this morning.

Every morning, "Paul" starts his morning with a bowl of instant quaker oatmeal. He makes his oatmeal, places it on his desk and then gets a coffee.
So when "Paul" goes to get a coffee this morning, I put a couple of razor blades in his oatmeal.
lol, man , the look on his face was priceless as he was spitting blood everywhere and being rushed to emergency.
CLASSIC!!
I can't believe we pulled the same prank.

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I'm going to tonights gamie in Ottawa.....GO HABS GO

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