I once broke up with a girl because she ALWAYS called in the hockey games... Like all the time and I told her dont call on Tuesdays Thursdays and Saturdays and other days I tell you, those days Ill call. Well she called in the Mechant Mardi and I hung up on her, she called back and Ottawa scored right before so I was like ITS OVER BYE. lol
GO HABS GO
Oh my god!
I HATEEEEEEEEEEE that.
When a stupid girl calls during the hockey game and you tell her not too.
Are you joking?
Do they not realize that hockey is more important then them?
Okay but when I say hockey is more important than men or getting laid I get ed
Okay now I will give the secrets to a well balanced life as a Habs fan! Your order of priority is the most important thing it should be:
1-Habs (this is the key my friends THE KEY)
2-Food/Surviving (because if you cant survive you dont get the rest below)
3-Having fun and girls (the ones you get for 1 night lol)
4-Education or Girls (the ones you get for a long time)
5-The rest (you can decide of the order!
Here are the different type of persons you should be looking to date (for most of us were talking girls but I have some doubts on some of you guys ie. Lord Chezz (especially since his night in prison)
And please note, this is hockey related, the girls still needs to have some qualities because if shes only hockey it will be boring between the free agents period and the training camp.
1-The Habs Fan (no need to explain)
2-The general hockey fan that is NOT a fan of the Leafs, Bruins, Sens or Hurricanes or even the Starts cause she might have extra curves lol.
3-The Hockey fan (any team as long as shes not too annoying and youre confident to convert her)
After this there is a major gap and you should try to avoid the following categories (but if youre desperate... go for it!)
4-The girl who doesnt know about hockey but will not annoy you about youre love for it!
5-The girl who hates hockey
6-The girl who will annoy you during hockey games (read my first post in the thread)
7-Paris Hilton (no explanation needed)
If you live with those general rules and have an healthy alimentation, you should live a long happy life!