I believe in Koivu, the Father almighty, creator of heaven and earth. And in Jesus Price, his only Son, our Lord, who was conceived by the Holy Kovalev, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Sergei Samsonov, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into hell, and the third day he rose from the dead. He ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of the Father, from whence he shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Habs, the holy, hockey church, the communion of HoFers, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the Cup, and life everlasting. Amen.