Lucic has the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
"Did I ever tell you about the time Lucic went hunting? He decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."
"Lucic once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
"Lucic once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."
"We once had a bachelor party for Lucic. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"The Pope told Lucic it was ok to have a mistress."
Lucic is so tough tha the chicken asks permission before crossing the street, thusly there is no reason to make "why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes, because the answer is simply, "Lucic lets it.".