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04-20-2008, 10:56 AM
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Lucic Is So Tough....

Superman owns a pair of Lucic's pyjamas.

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I wondered when you'd start this! LOL

Lucic is so tough he needs to use a meat tenderizer before he shaves

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04-20-2008, 10:59 AM
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Lucic has the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

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04-20-2008, 11:00 AM
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Lucic is so tough he can wear his mom's wedding dress and still make Komisarek shake in his skates.

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Lucic is so tough he can wear his mom's wedding dress and still make Komisarek shake in his skates.
I'm really, really glad I had swallowed my Coke before I read that.

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Lucic is so tough he can wear his mom's wedding dress and still make Komisarek shake in his skates.
No way. Lucic is so tough he never had a mom

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04-20-2008, 11:07 AM
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Lucic can kill two stones with one bird.

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"Did I ever tell you about the time Lucic went hunting? He decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."

"Lucic once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

"Lucic once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."

"We once had a bachelor party for Lucic. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

"The Pope told Lucic it was ok to have a mistress."

"I once saw Lucic scissor-kick Angela Landsbury."

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Lucic is so tough that the grass in front if his house in Boston refuses to grow until he leaves for the summer.

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04-20-2008, 11:11 AM
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Lucic is so tough that Sean Avery is his girl friend. He likes kinder gentler types

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Lucic lets Chuck Norris act tough on TV. But Chuck Norris knows hes on a short leash.

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Lucic is so tough tha the chicken asks permission before crossing the street, thusly there is no reason to make "why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes, because the answer is simply, "Lucic lets it.".

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Lucic is so tough that we will win game 7

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04-20-2008, 11:13 AM
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Lucic is so tough that we will win game 7
Thats just taking things too far. Hes not that tough.

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Lucic is so tough when he sneezes, he doesn't even blink.

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Thats just taking things too far. Hes not that tough.
But how 'bout: Lucic is so tough that after Boston loses game 7 he forces a game 8!

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Lucic is so tough he can watch 15 minutes of Don Cherry.

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"Lucic named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."

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Lucic is so tough he can watch 15 minutes of Don Cherry.
Lucic is so tough he can make Don Cherry wear a visor and sing O Canada in French!

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lucic is so tough that when he farts, a teamate takes the blame

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04-20-2008, 11:38 AM
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Lucic is so tough he can convince the refs to call against the leafs in a Habs-Leafs game

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Lucic is so tough that he and Chara can, by themselves, destroy the best team in the East.

Oh... that wasn't funny.

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who wins in fight that sees Lucic vs God

Trick questions .. Lucic is God

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Lucic is so tough that he can strangle you with a cordless phone

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Lucic is so tough that he can strangle you with a cordless phone
this is strong

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