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05-03-2008, 08:25 PM
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Article on Jagr and the Rangers + Avery update

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/04/sp...tml?ref=sports

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"The Pornographic" - Jaromir Jagr, New York Rangers

J.J. has had a phenomenal playoff run. His play is in direct contrast to the massacre that is his Playoff Beard. Is this some sort of tribute to Scott Speizio? Or Adnan Ghalib? Or Jenna Jameson's crotch? Does he think we miss Raffi Torres's facial hair so much that we need a replacement? When I first saw the beard-turd occupying Jaromir Jagr's chin, I actually rubbed my eyes to makes sure I was seeing correctly. He is actually walking around with a landing strip. On his chin! Is he brave for taking it out of the waxing room and onto the ice? Is this a subliminal clarion call to Britney Spears, asking for a date? Was this a calculated move to make his cheeks look even more round and rosy than usual? We may never know. We just want it gone.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/nhl...?urn=nhl,80595

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Good article, Jagr wants this one bad!

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"The Fruit Fuzz" - Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins

Poor Sidney Crosby. Somehow, as the Penguins have ventured deeper into the playoffs, Sid the Kid has turned into my 13-year-old cousin, Pablo. It happens in every middle school across the country. The boys you once knew now greet you with a furry coating resembling the withering skin of a kiwi across their upper lip. And perhaps most cruelly, this fruit mold mustache will not grow. It never does. The fruit mold growth somehow stays, suspended between resembling dirty pores and chest hair. It will remain a shadowy abomination until it is finally, mercifully, shaved. Sorry, Sid.


I'm sorry but this had me in tears. I couldn't get past the "13 year old cousin", Pablo part. It's so true.

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"The Fruit Fuzz" - Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins

Poor Sidney Crosby. Somehow, as the Penguins have ventured deeper into the playoffs, Sid the Kid has turned into my 13-year-old cousin, Pablo. It happens in every middle school across the country. The boys you once knew now greet you with a furry coating resembling the withering skin of a kiwi across their upper lip. And perhaps most cruelly, this fruit mold mustache will not grow. It never does. The fruit mold growth somehow stays, suspended between resembling dirty pores and chest hair. It will remain a shadowy abomination until it is finally, mercifully, shaved. Sorry, Sid.


I'm sorry but this had me in tears. I couldn't get past the "13 year old cousin", Pablo part. It's so true.
That is damn funny.

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You guys saw this, from ESPN?

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A split second after he delivered the shot, Jagr was felled with a clean hit from defenseman Brooks Orpik that left him motionless for a few moments. But he did not miss a shift.

"I couldn't celebrate it. When I got hit, I was thinking about Jerry Maguire, you guys remember the movie? And I wanted to start dancing. I just couldn't do it," Jagr said with a smile.

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You guys saw this, from ESPN?
haha the thing i might miss the most fom jagr is his post game interviews. He could be the funniest hockey player to ever play the game.

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I think thats why i like Jagr so much, his sense of humor. That hit after he scored reminds me of how i felt when he was quoted losing his teeth, but this is like 10x better! Man, that could have been one mean celebration!

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