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05-20-2008, 08:02 PM
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Burn it, never let it see the light of day.
Lets let it see the light of Internet then... He is a lwayer and lawyers tend to talk a lot so i came up with this quickie:





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Lets let it see the light of Internet then... He is a lwayer and lawyers tend to talk a lot so i came up with this quickie:



There's no banana!

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Page 11 of 11.

11:11

At least I have a sandwhich.

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There's no banana!
You don't wanna see -that- do you?


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05-20-2008, 08:14 PM
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Maybe I want

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Bananas are the opposite of stoplights.

Green means slowww down.
Yellow means go.
And red means where the hell did you get that banana?

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05-20-2008, 08:26 PM
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Lets let it see the light of Internet then... He is a lwayer and lawyers tend to talk a lot so i came up with this quickie:



lol..nice work IP.

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Maybe I want
Essay....I'm shocked.

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05-20-2008, 08:28 PM
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lol..nice work IP.



Essay....I'm shocked.
Don't you be makin' eyes.

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Essay....I'm shocked.
Don't be, my "tiredness" was talking!

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Don't be, my "tiredness" was talking!
I know what you mean, I get tired after an orga.....

Nevermind.

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Don't be, my "tiredness" was talking!
lol...yeah that's the excuse that I use sometimes.

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Alright bed time for me.. Work again at 8 AM.

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Bah, a summer job. Something not too stressful, where I can work full-time (Internet accessibility a must ).
Two words: Public works(minus the internet, but at 22$/h who cares).

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Heeeeeeeeeey!
WHAAAATTT ?

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WHAAAATTT ?
Remove your fingers from my holes, it hurts!
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Don't you be makin' eyes.
Unrelated, but you reminded me of the TPB. "Don't look me in the eye! I ain't got nooooo candy for ya!"

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05-20-2008, 09:33 PM
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I can't type too loud. He might hear me.

I am being held agaisnt my will.

Please call for help.

I am in H10H's basement. Nice big place. A bit of a 70s pimp theme going though.

I have been tortur.....

Gotta g

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05-20-2008, 09:37 PM
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what a night!

Hello guys, and girls!
I just got home from another evening with my female friend.
She called me at 7:00 and asked if i wanted to go watch her play hockey. I of course agreed and went to watch. I get there. Its an all girls league. Lesbians EVERYWHERE!!!
She plays the game, scores 2 goals, adds an assist in a 3-1 win and we leave like right away. so in the car I ask her, why did we leave right away, we could have stayed to talk with her friends abit. She looks at me and says "They're lesbians, I cant be touched by them, I feel dirty" i started laughing. She hates playing hockey with lesbians because when she scores they come hug her yet she has played female hockey all her life.

was funny, At Least I know she wont be cheating on me when she goes to hockey.

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05-20-2008, 09:38 PM
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I can't type too loud. He might hear me.

I am being held agaisnt my will.

Please call for help.

I am in H10H's basement. Nice big place. A bit of a 70s pimp theme going though.

I have been tortur.....

Gotta g
Well, guess you had it coming. Premonition time:


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05-20-2008, 10:11 PM
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Anamanabilaleb, Kittens, should anything happen to me, I want you to know that I have left you well provided for.

There are enough bones burried in the backyard to last a lifetime. I had never told you of this before for I feared that had you known, you would not have loved me for who I really am..

Also, i know that should anything happen to me you will probably not want to remarry and will wish to spend the rest of your days worshiping my memory. I just want you to know that I approve of this.

H10H, no!

I wasn't talking to anyone. I swear.

Hey, is that you there with the leather suit in that picture?

H10H, put that down.

Don't turn it on, please.

I'm scared, nooooooooooooo!

*vaccum cleaner noise goes on*

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05-20-2008, 10:30 PM
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I am being held agaisnt my will.

Please call for help.

I am in H10H's basement. Nice big place. A bit of a 70s pimp theme going though.

I have been tortur.....

Gotta g
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Anamanabilaleb, Kittens, should anything happen to me, I want you to know that I have left you well provided for.

There are enough bones burried in the backyard to last a lifetime. I had never told you of this before for I feared that had you known, you would not have loved me for who I really am..

Also, i know that should anything happen to me you will probably not want to remarry and will wish to spend the rest of your days worshiping my memory. I just want you to know that I approve of this.

H10H, no!

I wasn't talking to anyone. I swear.

Hey, is that you there with the leather suit in that picture?

H10H, put that down.

Don't turn it on, please.

I'm scared, nooooooooooooo!

*vaccum cleaner noise goes on*
*Turns off vaccum and puts down the rolled up newspaper he was carrying*

There you are Fido, I just got a call from the clinic. I was quite worried that you had run away for good. Who were you taking to by the way, I don't see anyone else here?

*Gently takes the picture from your paws*

Oh that, you know how crazy things were in the 80's. Now you know you have to go back, it's for your own good.

*Turns to the imaginary camera and shows an evil grin*

Now come on Fido, it's time to go. We can't keep those good people waiting.

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what a night!

Hello guys, and girls!
I just got home from another evening with my female friend.
She called me at 7:00 and asked if i wanted to go watch her play hockey. I of course agreed and went to watch. I get there. Its an all girls league. Lesbians EVERYWHERE!!!
She plays the game, scores 2 goals, adds an assist in a 3-1 win and we leave like right away. so in the car I ask her, why did we leave right away, we could have stayed to talk with her friends abit. She looks at me and says "They're lesbians, I cant be touched by them, I feel dirty" i started laughing. She hates playing hockey with lesbians because when she scores they come hug her yet she has played female hockey all her life.

was funny, At Least I know she wont be cheating on me when she goes to hockey.
True, but there goes any chance of a 3some with another girl being involved as well.

Just kidding, sounds like things are still going quite well. I'm happy for you.


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True, but there goes any chance of a 3some with another girl being involved as well.

Just kidding, sounds like things are still going quite well. I'm happy for you.
3somes

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05-20-2008, 11:13 PM
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3somes
You know what is good about 3somes? While the 2 girls are busy. I can sneak out and grab a sandwich and they wouldn't even know. - Ross Gellar (Friends)

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You know what is good about 3somes? While the 2 girls are busy. I can sneak out and grab a sandwich and they wouldn't even know. - Ross Gellar (Friends)
Only a Russ could say that!

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Only a Russ could say that!
I actually watched that episode tonight. I was laughing when he said that to Joey.

Edit: I need to learn how to read...my bad yes Russ, only you could say something like that. lol

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