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06-18-2008, 09:03 PM
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VN there is only one way to deal with this....

Strip Club trip.....

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We've been dating for a couple of months. Like I said earlier, that wasn't the "love of my life" but I was still attached to her. Anyway, feels good to talk about it with strangers.
We've probably all been through it before V, so we can relate to what you're saying. Break ups always suck, but before you know it. You'll meet someone new and start again.

As for talking to strangers, didn't your momma ever teach you not to do that.

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Ahah, not sure seeing ******* will fix anything !

Anyway, I blame Kovalev

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We've probably all been through it before V, so we can relate to what you're saying. Break ups always suck, but before you know it. You'll meet someone new and start again.

As for talking to strangers, didn't your momma ever teach you not to do that.
Are you an educative "bonhomme sept heures" ?

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06-18-2008, 09:06 PM
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Thanks anarmandaleb for helpin me not look like a total jerk who don't have any responses for his post. I already got beer, it's allright.

I'm ok since I wasn't really "in love" with her. I knew it wouldn't have lasted very long anyway. I'm still a bit sad because she was an intersting girl with who I could talk and have a good time.



We've been dating for a couple of months. Like I said earlier, that wasn't the "love of my life" but I was still attached to her. Anyway, feels good to talk about it with strangers.
You know, one of the earliest editions of this thread had us giving each other advice on this kind of thing.
Is that why you wanted a coma cookie this morning?

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06-18-2008, 09:07 PM
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Ahah, not sure seeing ******* will fix anything !

Anyway, I blame Kovalev
Gainey should've traded him last offseason...


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Not at all, I just wanted coma cookies for the fun of it.

Cause you know, I lol'ed at the idea of taking coma cookies.

It's funny, coma cookies...

Isn't it ?

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06-18-2008, 09:08 PM
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VN there is only one way to deal with this....

Strip Club trip.....
I'm not going to tell you you can't go... but you better behave yourself...

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06-18-2008, 09:10 PM
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Are you an educative "bonhomme sept heures" ?
No...educative and H10H do not belong in the same sentence.

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VN there is only one way to deal with this....

Strip Club trip.....
LW, honey, your dude seems to have got free of his leash. Please address.

VanNistelrooy, I'm sure it can't be Kovalev's fault, it might have been his fault a year ago but this year I'm sure it was Breezer's fault.

EDIT: Coma Cookies. That's the new name for them. Double chocolate chip mocha is too long. Thanks Van N!

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06-18-2008, 09:11 PM
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I'm not going to tell you you can't go... but you better behave yourself...
VN gets all the lap dances... he's the broken hearted one....

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LW, honey, your dude seems to have got free of his leash. Please address.
This from the one who's married (I think?) to a dog

Don't worry, I set him straight...

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06-18-2008, 09:16 PM
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This from the one who's married (I think?) to a dog

Don't worry, I set him straight...
[Fido's ITC Ink] Don't worry guys Once we get in the strip club I'm all good.... Those strippers have good don't tell policies..... Just play along and tell LW afterwards that the whole night it was all VN having fun. WTK, Fido, AD, H10H, Chezz, Me, none of our women will ever find out... [/ITC INK]

Sure you did honey.... I will sit in the corner and have 1 beer and not even look at the girls there.....

I'm only going to cheer up Van Nistelrooy

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06-18-2008, 09:19 PM
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[Fido's ITC Ink] Don't worry guys Once we get in the strip club I'm all good.... Those strippers have good don't tell policies..... Just play along and tell LW afterwards that the whole night it was all VN having fun. WTK, Fido, AD, H10H, Chezz, Me, none of our women will ever find out... [/ITC INK]

Sure you did honey.... I will sit in the corner and have 1 beer and not even look at the girls there.....

I'm only going to cheer up Van Nistelrooy
The ink isn't working, dear. Either that or I've become a guy... *looks down* nope, still a girl.

There's a blanket on the couch for you.

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06-18-2008, 09:20 PM
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The ink isn't working, dear. Either that or I've become a guy... *looks down* nope, still a girl.

There's a blanket on the couch for you.
We are doing it on the couch tonight..... Sweet!!!! Was there a show on TV you wanted to watch too honey...

Oh wait I'm alone on the couch.....

Fido... why I oughta...


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06-18-2008, 09:22 PM
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Okay. The strip club thing.
I went to one for the first time a short while ago and I'm not getting why the women get so pissed at guys for going. It doesn't seem all that threatening to me. And I'm a... um... curvier girl. I still don't think it's that big a deal. As long as he bathes in Purell as soon as he gets home I don't care if he goes.

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06-18-2008, 09:23 PM
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Women are sexier than Men. Even Women recongnize it. Female Strippers FTW!

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We've been dating for a couple of months. Like I said earlier, that wasn't the "love of my life" but I was still attached to her. Anyway, feels good to talk about it with strangers.
Don't worry, bro, you'll find another, if not here, I'm sure at school, or work, or where ever

It's always fun to talk about personal things with strangers.

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06-18-2008, 09:25 PM
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Okay. The strip club thing.
I went to one for the first time a short while ago and I'm not getting why the women get so pissed at guys for going. It doesn't seem all that threatening to me. And I'm a... um... curvier girl. I still don't think it's that big a deal. As long as he bathes in Purell as soon as he gets home I don't care if he goes.
I don't have a problem with it, as long as it doesn't become an every-weekend kind of thing. And I'm... um... not that curvy.

The fact that Beaker tried to use the invisible ink to make plans behind my back, well, I hope he enjoys the sofa cushions as much as Fido does. Not in the same manner, of course...

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06-18-2008, 09:27 PM
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Don't worry, bro, you'll find another, if not here, I'm sure at school, or work, or where ever

It's always fun to talk about personal things with strangers.
Yeah, I know that. Thanks for the moral support guys.

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06-18-2008, 09:29 PM
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Plus you live in Montreal, tons of hot girls.

Was her name Mel ? haha

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We are doing it on the couch tonight..... Sweet!!!! Was there a show on TV you wanted to watch too honey...

Oh wait I'm alone on the couch.....
Bingo. And you can watch what you're thinking of on TV... but I won't be watching it with you. You're on your own (in more ways than one).

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And merged in 3... 2...

So, Van N, what do you do for a living?

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You just shush and get back in your closet.

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No...unfortunately I don't have a job. I don't have a house, or a car. I live in a shed and steal internet from the people who own it. I'm sitting here eating a half eaten pizza slice, that some people were kind enough to throw at me when I asked them for change.

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