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My grade one teacher looked like Wendel Clark. She wasn't at all flattered when I told her though.
Hahahaha we had a sub whose name was Grotzky. So we used to call her Gretzky.
She was NOT a nice woman. At all.
The best one was when she came to break up a fight and all you saw was this HUGE woman trucking down the pavement and one kid goes "THE GREAT ONE IS COMING!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
****, that fight broke up fast.
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"I channeled my inner Morneau, took the stick and hit the mother****** to the moooon!"
That principal should be fired. The fact that she has to bribe students with pizza to get them to do work says alot about how incapable she is at doing her job properly.
My grade 7 teacher did that. He was a senile old man, so we took that to our advantage.
If a watched pot never boils
and preserved food never spoils
than whats the deal
with cooking a meal.
For if roses are red
and violets are blue
sugar is sweet
what else is new?
i have my old 7th grade poems some where. I wrote one about 9/11 since it happend when I was in 7th grade. The teacher really liked it, but I am never too pleased with any work I do. I am my own toughest critic.
At my elementary school we also had this very weird teacher named Ms. Willabee. She taught the special children in room 1. And for some reason she was against the game tag. She thought tapping somebody on the shoulder then saying "You're it" was violent, so instead she wanted us to yell across the whole field and say "YOU'RE IT!" to the others...
My French teacher in Grade 2 was apparently allergic to the sun, and the colour yellow hurt her eyes. So whenever we'd draw pictures, she made us colour the sun orange. And when she went outside, she'd wear a large hat and carry around an umbrella.
It doesn't snow where i went to school. So instead of throwing snowballs, we had forts in the trees and battled it out with pinecones (not the ones that had started dropping seeds either, the ones that were basically large rocks) and smack each other with sticks. Come to think of it, it was insanely dangerous, everyday someone would get hurt. But i miss those days.
I went back to the school recently and they've cut all the trees down.
My high school had a subsitute teacher that looked like a bird.
My sister's entire grade 9 French course was subsitute teachers. She had a crazy French woman who was forced into retirement at the end of the year... she would talk to plants, send a kid into the hallway during a lockdown then get mad at them for being late, then used up every kind of sick day she could (professional day, family day, sick days, mental health days..)
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My sister's entire grade 9 French course was subsitute teachers. She had a crazy French woman who was forced into retirement at the end of the year... she would talk to plants, send a kid into the hallway during a lockdown then get mad at them for being late, then used up every kind of sick day she could (professional day, family day, sick days, mental health days..)
We gave our grade 9 science teacher a mental breakdown.
I just remembered probably the funniest story from elementary school. I think this was grade 7. We had a supply teacher for art and we were doing some cheesy valentines day thing. It was like a heart with a cut-out of our hand on it. The teacher is at the front of the class explaining it on the chalk-board and when it comes to the part where you trace your hand she puts her hand up on the board...and she's missing half her ring finger. I couldn't help it, and when she traced the half finger and took her hand away from the board to show the class I burst out laughing and then pretty much everyone else did, too. I feel bad about it now but as a kid this was pretty funny.
I just remembered probably the funniest story from elementary school. I think this was grade 7. We had a supply teacher for art and we were doing some cheesy valentines day thing. It was like a heart with a cut-out of our hand on it. The teacher is at the front of the class explaining it on the chalk-board and when it comes to the part where you trace your hand she puts her hand up on the board...and she's missing half her ring finger. I couldn't help it, and when she traced the half finger and took her hand away from the board to show the class I burst out laughing and then pretty much everyone else did, too. I feel bad about it now but as a kid this was pretty funny.
Our white boards were getting cleaned and they took them down. So we're sitting in class (this was the 11th grade mind you) and our teacher goes up and starts writing notes where the board used to be.
I put up my hand and go "Uh...Mrs. so and so..."
And she turned around and goes "For the last time. I don't CARE if the text book is wrong. I don't CARE what your opinion is. Just SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND LISTEN!" (I had a bit of a reputation as an obnoxious student. I was a good student, but I was the devil's advocate in everything.)
So I did. I let her get through all of her notes and she goes to pick up the eraser and I go "It's not going to erase."
"And WHY not?"
I picked up my books and just as I was leaving went "Well, had you listened to me at the begining, I was going to tell you that you were writing on the wall." And I left.
Needless to say I got transferred out of that class.
Hahaha, I found my grade 1 writing book a while back. I forget what was in it exactly other than me writing about my golden retriever Molly. Though I mention that we don't call her Molly, we call her Molson Golden. Evidently my dad was making a beer joke I wasn't aware of at the time haha
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I always had the younger grades listening to me. In grade six, this one boy randomly punched me in the nose at recess, and then all these rabid little kids just jumped him it was hilarious. The teachers couldn't stop laughing, there was seriously like 15-20 kindergardeners, grade one and grade two kids chasing this guy who was screaming and running away. This kid was like HUGE
I had almost the exact same thing happen to me! I got in a fight in I think grade 2. I got hit in the face, the kid runs away, so I gathered a group of about 10-15 grade 1 kids and chased the kid down. Had a showdown fight surrounded by yelling and screaming grade 1 kids before the teachers showed up. Good times...
It's hilarious how everyone had kind of similar stories of their youth. So many shenanigans...
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I just remembered probably the funniest story from elementary school. I think this was grade 7. We had a supply teacher for art and we were doing some cheesy valentines day thing. It was like a heart with a cut-out of our hand on it. The teacher is at the front of the class explaining it on the chalk-board and when it comes to the part where you trace your hand she puts her hand up on the board...and she's missing half her ring finger. I couldn't help it, and when she traced the half finger and took her hand away from the board to show the class I burst out laughing and then pretty much everyone else did, too. I feel bad about it now but as a kid this was pretty funny.
Should've stayed quiet about it and then have everyone do theirs with half their ring finger missing and see her reaction at the end of class haha...
Should've stayed quiet about it and then have everyone do theirs with half their ring finger missing and see her reaction at the end of class haha...
I actually made mine with the half finger anyways. Ya....I was a bad kid. My mom wondered where the other half of my finger was when I gave it to her, though.
I just remembered probably the funniest story from elementary school. I think this was grade 7. We had a supply teacher for art and we were doing some cheesy valentines day thing. It was like a heart with a cut-out of our hand on it. The teacher is at the front of the class explaining it on the chalk-board and when it comes to the part where you trace your hand she puts her hand up on the board...and she's missing half her ring finger. I couldn't help it, and when she traced the half finger and took her hand away from the board to show the class I burst out laughing and then pretty much everyone else did, too. I feel bad about it now but as a kid this was pretty funny.
We had a teacher that only had three fingers on his one hand. I had been his student for...4 years and I was taking a seperate class that he taught. First day of class he stands up and goes "You need to remember these FIVE things." and puts up his hand with three fingers. He's waving them around and is going "FIVE THINGS!"
I started laughing and he stopped and goes "Hey, THEY were supposed to get it!"
My 7th grade science teacher looked like the long lost twin of one of the Swiss National Team Soccer Players the year the World Cup was going to be held in the states. We were constantly cutting jokes in class like "what are you doing here? shouldn't you be playing in the qualifiers right now?" He took it all in good fun though. Well this one day in class he's out with a broken leg and someone asked the assistant teacher what happened. Before they got a chance to reply I said "Isn't it obvious? he was injured in the game against Portugal". The entire class was laughing for a solid 5 minutes, only person who wasn't was the one that asked the question. Turned out the person that asked was the principle and I just barely managed to avoid getting a suspension for it.
