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02-19-2004, 11:56 AM
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As no one would like Ron Fournier or Bertrand Raymond to run out of controversial topics to discuss about until exhaustion, I, inspired by the events that took place for the past few weeks and a recent movie, thought it would be kind of nice to create the Habs' Fight Club (tm). A few weeks ago, we had some Dagenais/Rivet shoving. This week, it was Koivu and Ribeiro's turn to exchange a few shots. Since people love to discuss these fights, why not institutionnalize it, and make it a weekly event? Just think, every week, two new teammates get to confront each other, to determine who between the two is the most qualified to be called a man.

Considering that the Habs' Fight Club (tm) 's purpose is to entertain the fans, I ask you, who do you want to see next week? Who, according to you, would make the 2,348 replays shown on Sports30 and SportsCentral afterwards the more enjoyable?

Myself, I believe that a Theodore v. Garon duel should be in the works...

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02-19-2004, 11:58 AM
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Seriously Buddy...

what's the first rule of Habs fight club?!?!?

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I'd pay to see a Begin / Perreault / Kilger "Triple-Threat Hardcore Cage Match" with the permanent 4th line center position up for grabs. I think Begin would win this one...

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I'd pay to see a Begin / Perreault / Kilger in a "Triple-Threat Hardcore Cage Match" with the permanent 4th line center position up for grabs. I think Begin would win this one...
shhhhh... 1st rule of Habs fight club, is not talking about Habs fight club.

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02-19-2004, 12:11 PM
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Langdon vs. Ribeiro.

Ribeiro challenges with a lopsided grin and a "what's your problem, buddy"

Langdon "wassrong wit you bye"

Langdon tears Ribs helmet off and gives him the all time great scalp noogie. Ribs hair stands on end for weeks without need for any of his arsenal of hair products.

Ribs does no press due to aforementioned hair catastrophe.
Langdon says "it was nuttin bye, just rubbed 'im da 'rong way"

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02-19-2004, 12:12 PM
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shhhhh... 1st rule of Habs fight club, is not talking about Habs fight club.
I thought the rule only applies when we're not viewing this thread. How in the hell are we going to figure out matchups then?

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02-19-2004, 12:13 PM
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Seriously Buddy...

what's the first rule of Habs fight club?!?!?
Bring as much booze and chicks as you can, IIRC... ?


Edit: After verification, it's confirmed; the first rule is indeed: "Bring as much booze and chicks as you can."

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02-19-2004, 12:16 PM
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Well... since every new member of habs fight culb must fight on their first night...

guess everybody but Koivu, Ribeiro, Dagenais, Rivet and Zednik are gonna be scrappin'

first matchup:

SOURAY VS. LANGDON!!!!!!!!!!

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02-19-2004, 12:19 PM
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Langdon vs. Ribeiro.

Ribeiro challenges with a lopsided grin and a "what's your problem, buddy"

Langdon "wassrong wit you bye"

Langdon tears Ribs helmet off and gives him the all time great scalp noogie.
Langdon needs to be singing some drinking tunes and dancing a jig while he's got Ribs in a head lock though. For entertainment value during the 2000 replays on tv.

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02-19-2004, 12:28 PM
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Langdon needs to be singing some drinking tunes and dancing a jig while he's got Ribs in a head lock though. For entertainment value during the 2000 replays on tv.
Howz about

I'se the bye what builds the boat
I'se the the bye what sails 'er
I'se the bye what grabbed he's troat
and got me hands full o' 'air goop

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Howz about

I'se the bye what builds the boat
I'se the the bye what sails 'er
I'se the bye what grabbed he's troat
and got me hands full o' 'air goop
Perfect!

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I see easily a lingerie match between Melanie Gagné and .... Danielle Sauvageau


What about a casket match between Perreault and Dagenais, so one of them will be gone ?

No no no!

I GOT IT!

A royal rumble between all the players and the winner got the chance to take Koivu for the "Canadien Championship" @ Wrestlemania euh Habsmania

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02-19-2004, 07:28 PM
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I see easily a lingerie match between Melanie Gagné and .... Danielle Sauvageau


What about a casket match between Perreault and Dagenais, so one of them will be gone ?

No no no!

I GOT IT!

A royal rumble between all the players and the winner got the chance to take Koivu for the "Canadien Championship" @ Wrestlemania euh Habsmania
No way! I don,t ever want to see Danielle Sauvageau in lingerie. I mean.. come on... I'm still young and like women... don't screw that up yet.

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02-19-2004, 08:04 PM
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No way! I don,t ever want to see Danielle Sauvageau in lingerie. I mean.. come on... I'm still young and like women... don't screw that up yet.
Agreed, that would be gruesome.

What about the all-time great Midget Match-up: Steve Bégin vs Francis Bouillon... ?


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02-19-2004, 08:07 PM
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No way! I don,t ever want to see Danielle Sauvageau in lingerie. I mean.. come on... I'm still young and like women... don't screw that up yet.
They say you can find anything on the internet. I say, yeah right
http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en...a=&sa=N&tab=wi

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this thread has so much wrong stuff in it..
namely lingerie and Danielle Sauvageau in the same sentence

other than that.. does it matter what kinda booze? oh and langdon would undoubtedly have a big mug of screech while givin ribs the noogie and singing

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02-19-2004, 08:42 PM
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a big mug of screech
Nasty Stuff!!!

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I had a better idea : Oleg Petrov come back and he's wrestling in a dwarf match with Francis Bouillon

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Crap... You know what? Here's my fantasy.

You take everyone who booed tonight's game. You tell them they'll get another free Bud Light if they stay for an extra 5 min. You just KNOW all the intelligent people will leave kicking and screaming. So then you ask all of them to gather around center ice.

Ok, now here's the tricky part. You dress Bobby G as Rambo. Give him a knife or somthing. And let Gainey jump off the jumbo screen and get medieval on SOOO many *****.

Wait, that's cruel...

Give the idiots a 5 min head start.

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They say you can find anything on the internet. I say, yeah right
http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en...a=&sa=N&tab=wi

Here ya go.... and I apologize.

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Mods, close this thread. It's becoming out of hand! Pics of Danielle Sauvegeau in lingerie? Ewwwww...

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Here ya go.... and I apologize.

Nooooooooooooooooo......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


must.......gouge.........eyes.................

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How the **** did my thread end up like this!?

Seriously, some people (mainly Bruins fans) say I am a wicked person with a wicked brain, but, *******, even the wickiest of the wicked couldn't have imagined such a wicked deviation to an already wicked thread.

Whatever that means.

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