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08-24-2008, 08:06 PM
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Man-Boobs

I've come to the sad realization that I have man-boobs. I'm not obese by any means, but I've let myself go to the point that I've developed a decent A-cup rack.

Any other posters suffering with this condition? Any relatives with man-boobs? Friends? Foes? Do you wish you had man-boobs?

Go ahead and regale us with your man-boobs stories.

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08-24-2008, 08:10 PM
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Just buy a trampoline and enjoy them.

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I saw on Discovery Health where this guy had big moobs and bought bras with his wife.

Then there was a guy who could lactate. :/

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Do some push ups.

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I heard that the medicine I take causes man-boobage.

But then again, when I was a young lad the Doc said I could develop some boobage. No real major signs yet.

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08-24-2008, 08:33 PM
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get a man-bra?

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08-24-2008, 08:37 PM
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You mean, "The Bro"?

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08-24-2008, 08:39 PM
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Might I suggest talking to this fellow, creator of the bro.




EDIT: Mother****er beat my ass. Touche Naych...

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Funny!

now I'm gonna go in the kitchen and find something to gouge my eyes out

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all hail the man-boob

I too am a victim of the boob-a-licous boobies!

Hang in there.

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08-24-2008, 08:41 PM
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"It's the Man-ssiere!"

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You mean, "The Bro"?
MAN-SIERRE!!!

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08-24-2008, 08:47 PM
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I dont know if I get the J. Edgar Hoover reference. Was he supposedly fond of wearing womens undergarments?

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Buy a couple of dumbells (30lbs each or so) and do chest flies as often as you can. Those are when you're lying on your back, with your arms extended out, bringing the dumbells up in a half-circle until they meet. Do them slowly and until you're so exhausted that you can't will yourself to lift them one last time. Your bed is a good place to start if you don't have a bench. It's amazing what chest flies will do for your pecs. Six months of that multiple times each week and I guarantee (well, no, I can't) that you'll have muscle there where you currently have fat.

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Soy protein increases the production of estrogen and I heard estrogen can cause man boobs.

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Soy protein increases the production of estrogen and I heard estrogen can cause man boobs.
I heard that men with higher estrogen levels are more likely to have girls

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I heard that men with higher estrogen levels are more likely to have girls
I heard that men with higher estrogen levels are more likely to have sex with random strangers.

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I got boobs too but they're hard and they're called pecs

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I dont know if I get the J. Edgar Hoover reference. Was he supposedly fond of wearing womens undergarments?
He was a known cross-dresser.

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I got boobs too but they're hard and they're called pecs
Not the same thing

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I'm currently in that in-between spot where they aren't quite man-boobs anymore, but they're not "pecks" yet either.

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I second the recommendation for pushups.

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haha okay i laughed pretty hard. nice grillzz

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Do they bounce around when you run?

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