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09-01-2008, 04:12 PM
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No wait, it's like a high school dance. You try to ask one girl to dance and some dude cuts in front of you. Then you settle for what's left. Then the tomboy approaches you to dance, and of course you have to be polite and do it...

That's if you're not just standing against the wall like an idiot, watching everyone.

and Welcome Back Beaker.

Beakeredit: I see what you did there...

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09-01-2008, 04:16 PM
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No wait, it's like a high school dance. You try to ask one girl to dance and some dude cuts in front of you. Then you settle for what's left. Then the tomboy approaches you to dance, and of course you have to be polite and do it...

That's if you're not just standing against the wall like an idiot, watching everyone.
Well in this instance, you don't have to "settle" for anything, as it's one big massive orgy among Habs fans, and a Red Wing fan for some spice.

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09-01-2008, 04:16 PM
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OOOPS

Hun, you know I don't think you are whiny or negative at all....
Thatnks sweetie

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You are always a very positive person, I mean you hardly ever say no to me .
That's not what I meant

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And I was sure you said you were in for the orgy.... It'll be fun, and I'll make sure me and you are together starting things off...
I said "I'm in" in post #54. The orgy was first mentioned in post #58. Do the math

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09-01-2008, 04:20 PM
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I'm in for the orgy.

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09-01-2008, 04:21 PM
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Well in this instance, you don't have to "settle" for anything, as it's one big massive orgy among Habs fans, and a Red Wing fan for some spice.
And I have big boobs.

You know, I'm starting to feel a little warmer towards the Habs.... They can be my favorite east coast team...

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09-01-2008, 04:24 PM
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And I have big boobs.

You know, I'm starting to feel a little warmer towards the Habs.... They can be my favorite east coast team...
Double hotness! I call starting/ending/(both?) this orgy off with ESunlin.

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09-01-2008, 04:26 PM
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Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as ****?
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as ****?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as ****?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's ****ed up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
like battleship when you were a kid
and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
and you say "Guess what world?" you've got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
That they weren't crispy anymore?
Have you ever been high... as ****?

 
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09-01-2008, 04:37 PM
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Aww, thread has died down some. Lack of orgy interest?

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09-01-2008, 04:41 PM
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Ok, I'm going to feed the kennel and then get some dinner. Whoot for turkey salads!

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09-01-2008, 04:43 PM
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Ok, I'm going to feed the kennel and then get some dinner. Whoot for turkey salads!
Hurry back.

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09-01-2008, 04:44 PM
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Thatnks sweetie
Of course Hun....

I don't love negative, whiny people... and I do love you...

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I said "I'm in" in post #54. The orgy was first mentioned in post #58. Do the math
Actually i thought the orgy was mentioned in post 47.

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Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as ****?
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as ****?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as ****?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's ****ed up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
like battleship when you were a kid
and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
and you say "Guess what world?" you've got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
That they weren't crispy anymore?
Have you ever been high... as ****?
Jon Lajoie FTW

I love his skits... so funny.

I think Chezz is trying to tell us something here though between this and his munchie post.


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09-01-2008, 05:01 PM
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Jon Lajoie FTW

I love his skits... so funny.

I think Chezz is trying to tell us something here though between this and his munchie post.
Gee honey, you think?

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09-01-2008, 05:30 PM
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Even vegetarians enjoy some Alberta beef from time to time.
She thinks my tractor's sexy...

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09-01-2008, 05:33 PM
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She thinks my tractor's sexy...
You mean it isn't?

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You mean it isn't?
You're not a cowboy?



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09-01-2008, 05:35 PM
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You're not a cowboy?


Well I do look good in chaps, I'm told.

I put Kenny Chesney to shame, baby.


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Well I do look good in chaps, I'm told.

I put Kenny Chesney to shame, baby.
There. Now I'm all happy again.

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There. Now I'm all happy again.
Oooh, how happy?

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NO NEGATIVITY!

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Woah woah, nothing wrong with blad... oooh, I see what you did there.

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Woah woah, nothing wrong with blad... oooh, I see what you did there.
There's no putting one over on you, is there?

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Hmm. This kind of blows. My classes are basically from 2-9 tomorrow and my laptop still isn't done. Out of touch with reality for 7 hours. That'll be weird... and sucky

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Hmm. This kind of blows. My classes are basically from 2-9 tomorrow and my laptop still isn't done. Out of touch with reality for 7 hours. That'll be weird... and sucky
skip class

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What a sexy fella!



Edit: wrong thread!

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Hmm. This kind of blows. My classes are basically from 2-9 tomorrow and my laptop still isn't done. Out of touch with reality for 7 hours. That'll be weird... and sucky
So no orgy starting for us?


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Prison Break season 4 looks great!

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