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09-18-2008, 11:49 PM
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Donkey thrown in Jail

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/08091...ustice_offbeat

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CAIRO (AFP) - An Egyptian donkey has been jailed for stealing corn on the cob from a field belonging to an agricultural research institute in the Nile Delta, local media reported on Thursday.


what is our world coming to? throwing our ***** in jail cuz it's eating the corn on the cob? makes an odd but strangely familiar visual

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09-19-2008, 12:03 AM
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That's ****ing awesome.

Remember this is the same justice system that throws any man with HIV in jail because they assume he's gay.

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Did he try to kidnap Pauline?

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Well, just goes to show you, you should always cut your corn off the cob before eating it.

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I thought this thread was about Broncos Wide Receiver Brandon Marshall. San Diego Chargers fans call the Broncos 'Donkeys' (don't ask it's the first time I've ever heard Broncos fans called that).


http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3595638

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09-19-2008, 06:43 AM
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Atleast he's not being somebody's ***** in jail.

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Atleast he's not being somebody's ***** in jail.
You don't know that. Maybe theres a high rate of bestiality down there.

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09-19-2008, 07:52 AM
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Atleast he's not being somebody's ***** in jail.
Ever seen Clerks 2?

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This has to be a joke...right? Wow is all I can say.

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Atleast he's not being somebody's ***** in jail.
no, he's gonna be someone's ass

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what a badass

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So stupid. So stupid it's impossible to comprehend the stupidity of the situation

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Poor prison guard who's going to have to scoop the donkeys crap off the floor

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So stupid. So stupid it's impossible to comprehend the stupidity of the situation
makes you question other countries... why wouldn't they just fine the owner of the donkey and not jail the donkey? this situation is so abolutely ridiculous it's not even funny

donkeys live in barns anyways, what's going to be the difference between the donkey in a barn or in a jail cell? it's not learning anything new

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Poor prison guard who's going to have to scoop the donkeys crap off the floor

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''My ass was ***** in prison. Literaly.''

BTW, I refuse to accept this even happend.

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That donkey is gonna fetch a high price in prison.

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I just can't comprehend.

"Were going to rehabilitate this donkey so it can be reintegrated into society"

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who wants to bet if the donkey gets punched... or maybe the donkey will do the punching...

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wow, what is he going to learn by going to jail

a donkey is ****in stupid, he won't know why he's being put in jail

wow, so ridiculous

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Here's a better story posted by a Sens fan on our board

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

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Brings a whole new meaning to "Donkey Punch", eh?

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