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10-23-2008, 09:32 AM
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Things you will never hear Sam and Joe say

Stole this from the main board, thought it would be fun to make this Ranger specific...

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'Glen Sather, during his interview today on WFAN, said...'

'Aaron Voros continues his hot scoring streak'

'Gorgeous line change by the Rangers'

'Markus Naslund is underpaid'

'Wade Redden evoking memories of Brian Leetch'

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10-23-2008, 09:36 AM
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'Sam, _______ sucks tonight.'

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10-23-2008, 09:38 AM
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Sam : "Joe, you really don't have a f'in clue, do ya?"

"Kalinin with a HUGE hit!"

"Drury SCOOOORES!"

"Shanahan is really skating well tonight."

"Boy, Tom Renney is really fired up tonight."

"THE NEW YORK RANGERS ARE THE STANLEY CUP CHAMPS FOR 2009!"

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"What a monster hit by Rozsival"

"Gorgeous pass from Colton Orr"

"Renney is really irate with the referees, he's really giving them hell from the bench"

"It's a hat trick for Captain Chris Drury"

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10-23-2008, 09:41 AM
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Joe: "Your hair's looking great tonight, Sam."

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10-23-2008, 09:42 AM
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"Gorgeous pass from Colton Orr"
Actually did hear that in the Dallas game.

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10-23-2008, 09:45 AM
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'We could not hear John Amirante, as the crowd once again drowned him out'

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A few more...

"Man, Roszival is really playing with some snarl tonight"

"Prucha scores on a beautiful play in which he managed to maintain an upright position after contact with an opposing player."

"The Rangers had 7 shots on that power play"

"What the? Ulf Samuelsson just leapt from behind the Phoenix bench, ripped his suit off to reveal his familiar #5 white liberty jersey...he's taking a run at Kyle Turris...HIPCHECK!"

"Wow, Sam, I'm not sure I've ever seen Naslund play with such fire"

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"And Orr has done the impossible -- 50 goals in 37 games"

"Hat trick for Blair Betts"

"Sather admits he made a mistake"

"John so how was dinner with Sean Avery last nite?"

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10-23-2008, 09:58 AM
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'We could not hear John Amirante, as the crowd once again drowned him out'
Thank God we don't hear that one. Would be a travesty.

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10-23-2008, 10:09 AM
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Chris Drury makes a nice offensive play

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10-23-2008, 10:15 AM
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'Mark Messier refrained from crying during the entire Adam Graves banner raising ceremony'

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10-23-2008, 10:21 AM
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10-23-2008, 10:24 AM
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'Henrik Lundqvist couldn't make tonight's game because he's out on a date with Jersey Girl'

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"Sam, I know it's a bit premature...but I think the Rangers might be raising #23 up to the rafters, one day"!

"Boy...Drury is worth every penny"

"Renney said that Drury doesn't have to do anything at all on the ice, because he's respected in the locker room. Have you been in a locker room, Sam? Have you ever played organized hockey, Sam"?

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[QUOTE=wolfzr2;15981983]Sam : "Joe, you really don't have a f'in clue, do ya?"QUOTE]

roflmao

I actually kinda like Joe, but I would pay money to hear Sam say that some night!


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10-23-2008, 10:43 AM
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10-23-2008, 10:51 AM
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Sam: "Joe the more I work w/ you the more I realize how much I miss JD. You suck."

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10-23-2008, 11:03 AM
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ITS A POWERPLAY GOAL !!

um....... geez, sam........ you obviously had the sauerkraut with yer dog.

this makin the playoffs thing is really killin my golf game.

yer right sam, sidney crosby does have a nice a ss

uh....joe.... do you like gladiator movies?

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Ok, I'm only going to say this once.

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i know this is a little ot because it has to do with the devils annoucers but, i heard steve congalosi say something i never want to hear him say again.

the other night, in atlants, doc couldnt make it so steve did play by play. he was doing the promos and he came to this one "....and brought to you by Zack and Miri make a porno" awkward silence. so funny though

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10-23-2008, 11:38 AM
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Joe "he skates as graceful as a 300 lb prostitute in 6 inch heels, on a cobblestone street, while snowing. Kinda like that one I picked up in Boston. You know sam, the one who gave me the clap.... hold it is this thing still on..."

Sam "yeah"

Joe "can we cut to commercial."

Sam "just leave"

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Joe "he skates as graceful as a 300 lb prostitute in 6 inch heels, on a cobblestone street, while snowing. Kinda like that one I picked up in Boston. You know sam, the one who gave me the clap.... hold it is this thing still on..."

Sam "yeah"

Joe "can we cut to commercial."

Sam "just leave"


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