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10-09-2008, 12:53 PM
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He likened it to never changing the oil in your car... like sludge...

It's a chronic problem, and I have to meet up to discuss medicine and surgery options. No biggy.
Gosh E, take care of yourself.

I wish you all the best with that.

Keep us posted.

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Someone's getting jealous of doggy's new found friendship.
Why would I be jealous? I get Ozy.....


P.S. I don't get it.

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Ahhh!


psst: I wasn't really sick, I just know that I get special cuddles when I get sick.

*cough* *cough*
Did you teach my dog that? Last winter- the day O'Byrne and Kostopolous were arrested, in fact- we literally thought he was dying. For 24 hours, he wouldn't eat, wouldn't drink, not even out of my hand. Wouldn't get out of his bed. My mom took him to the vet, who couldn't find anything wrong except a minor cut on his paw. It wasn't even infected. Such a baby

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10-09-2008, 12:57 PM
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Oh ok, I see where you're coming from. As long as there isn't a long period of time between meals for you on a regular basis.

I wish I could be like that and be grossed out by foods that aren't good for me. But unfortunately for me it's the opposite, which is why I have to run and work out 5 times a week to keep from ballooning up to 250lbs like I was just over a year ago.





Ouch...I didn't know this.

Same here, clown s h i t once in a while is so good (especially at 3 am after the bar...

need to play hockey 3 times a week to keep the weight alright...

I would love to hate this clown.

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10-09-2008, 12:58 PM
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Why would I be jealous? I get Ozy.....


P.S. I don't get it.
Just because Doggy >>>>>> Ozy. But no biggy. Ozy is cool too.



(I kid, I kid....nobody shoot the doggy. Get CH4THECUP instead. )

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10-09-2008, 01:00 PM
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(I kid, I kid....nobody shoot the doggy. Get CH4THECUP instead. )
I agree... not till after the divorce is finalized... Ana is gonna take him to the cleaners.

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I agree... not till after the divorce is finalized... Ana is gonna take him to the cleaners.
*dog guards new bag of pup peronis*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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ETA: I am eating right now. Two pieces of toast with two eggs.... And peanut butter..... And I licked the knife....
Oh I love peanut butter, but I can't eat eggs...I'm allergic to them.

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I don't know what this means at all....

is it a fancy way of saying... "I'm pregnant and I'm going to go get an abortion"?
Oh you're bad.

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Just because Doggy >>>>>> Ozy. But no biggy. Ozy is cool too.



(I kid, I kid....nobody shoot the doggy. Get CH4THECUP instead. )

I beg to differ. No offense, but Ozy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Dog.....

Beaker, if he is shot now, Ana gets everything...... Come on lawyer man.

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I agree... not till after the divorce is finalized... Ana is gonna take him to the cleaners.
yeah he is going to loose his 1111 vcash and then couldn't afford to buy an e-gum to catherine

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Did you teach my dog that? Last winter- the day O'Byrne and Kostopolous were arrested, in fact- we literally thought he was dying. For 24 hours, he wouldn't eat, wouldn't drink, not even out of my hand. Wouldn't get out of his bed. My mom took him to the vet, who couldn't find anything wrong except a minor cut on his paw. It wasn't even infected. Such a baby
my dog does that when my mom is away... she only sleeps and doesn't eat, except if i give her my food. maybe our dogs should meet

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I agree... not till after the divorce is finalized... Ana is gonna take him to the cleaners.
Does that mean that AD will also be taken to the cleaners?

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Ahhh!


psst: I wasn't really sick, I just know that I get special cuddles when I get sick.

*cough* *cough*
haha, ok now i get it

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Why would I be jealous? I get Ozy.....
Women often get jealous when a man who had a crush on them finds someone new on whom he has a crush. It's the way the world works. I don't make up the rules, I just report them.

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P.S. I don't get it.
Reread the bolded part of your post. What in that could possibly be a desperate attempt to woo doggy away from his new found affections?

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10-09-2008, 01:06 PM
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I beg to differ. No offense, but Ozy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Dog.....

Beaker, if he is shot now, Ana gets everything...... Come on lawyer man.
Outch! That hurt.

I thought you loved me E?


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Does that mean that AD will also be taken to the cleaners?
Isn't AD a lawyer?

they always get out rich, she'll have to pay him...

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haha, ok now i get it
me too?


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Outch! That hurt.

I thought you loved me E?

Uh huh. Like I love my dogs.... They get kisses and cuddles, and treats and love, but in the end, they sleep in a crate at night. I'm pretty sure Ozy wouldn't be in a crate....

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my dog does that when my mom is away... she only sleeps and doesn't eat, except if i give her my food. maybe our dogs should meet
Does she like being humped incessantly by a horny male dog? Bceause that's what my dog tends to do with girls... unless they're puppies, in which case he's afraid of them and hides behind me.

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me too?

you want a pup peroni?

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I beg to differ. No offense, but Ozy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the Dog.....

Beaker, if he is shot now, Ana gets everything...... Come on lawyer man.
Have you seen his will..... I've heard rumors that Ana was written out of it in favour of Catherine....

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Does she like being humped incessantly by a horny male dog? Bceause that's what my dog tends to do with girls... unless they're puppies, in which case he's afraid of them and hides behind me.
well, she had a teddy bear that we had to take off from her because, you know, she was having too much fun with it...

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you want a pup peroni?

...............or..............

*dog wags tail and waits*

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Women often get jealous when a man who had a crush on them finds someone new on whom he has a crush. It's the way the world works. I don't make up the rules, I just report them.



Reread the bolded part of your post. What in that could possibly be a desperate attempt to woo doggy away from his new found affections?

Yeah, not me.... Especially with Fido... it's not a "crush", it's a woman... Any woman works for him. Hell, probably some men would too.

If you are talking about "lick".... Seriously.

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Isn't AD a lawyer?

they always get out rich, she'll have to pay him...
They are actually both lawyers...and both the same person. It's really really hard to explain, you'll just have to trust me.

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