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10-28-2008, 11:20 AM
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You want more goals???

I think I just might have the answer.



What do you think ???

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10-28-2008, 11:21 AM
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Is that a swear word in brown?

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10-28-2008, 11:22 AM
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No

It says "shot"

Many different ways to score now.

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10-28-2008, 11:27 AM
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I thought it said slot.

Good idea anyways.

I think if we want more goals theres a few simple steps we can take.

1. Make goals worth 6 points instead of one.
2. After every goal, have a penalty shot worth one point. This can be called 'converting' on an extra point.
3. Give teams 5 points for a 'super-win' for when they win by more than 15 pts.
4. Make goaltenders, defensman and shot-blocking illegal.

Scoring will be up in no time!

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Is that a condom at the top right faceoff circle?

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10-28-2008, 11:28 AM
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No

It says "shot"

Many different ways to score now.
I meant the other brown word.

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....it says PUCK.

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10-28-2008, 11:29 AM
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Is that a condom at the top right faceoff circle?

It's "D" as in defenseman. He is just there to show how easy it is to shoot the puck passed him.

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....it says PUCK.
I don't know.....

Between "shot" and "puck", I think we've got a diabolical plan to sneak past the swear filters.

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10-28-2008, 11:31 AM
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I don't know.....

Between "shot" and "puck", I think we've got a diabolical plan to sneak past the swear filters.

You know what....you may be on to something here!

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Haha

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The game needs more obstacles and traps.

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why is the Goal Net connected to the end boards, shouldnt there be a space in between for the stick figure players to do behind the net passes to the front. fix that and you got yourself a solid idea.

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haha yes! I actually loled so loud from that

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I am worried that he might be serious about this.

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why is the Goal Net connected to the end boards, shouldnt there be a space in between for the stick figure players to do behind the net passes to the front. fix that and you got yourself a solid idea.
No, that is part of the plan.

No more going behind the net. Not the players...and more importantly, not the pucks. Instead, the pucks go into the goal.

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10-28-2008, 12:02 PM
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No, that is part of the plan.

No more going behind the net. Not the players...and more importantly, not the pucks. Instead, the pucks go into the goal.
i guess i shoulda put

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10-28-2008, 12:11 PM
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In all seriousness this could work for some sort of crazy espn 8 thing. Kinda like Slamball for hockey. We just need some like jet things that propel people at super speed and we are golden. Would make for some huge hits.

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I thought it said slot.

Good idea anyways.

I think if we want more goals theres a few simple steps we can take.

1. Make goals worth 6 points instead of one.
2. After every goal, have a penalty shot worth one point. This can be called 'converting' on an extra point.
3. Give teams 5 points for a 'super-win' for when they win by more than 15 pts.
4. Make goaltenders, defensman and shot-blocking illegal.

Scoring will be up in no time!
you don't even have to do any of that. just pay the players per goal. the scores would put the NBA to shame. alexei yashin would come back and score 973 goals by christmas.

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at the angle of the shot on the lower boards in the picture, the puck would be sent straight out not toward the goal

what if they made the boards bumpers like on the pinball machine on those angled sides, it could speed up the puck so much

or also like a pinball machine they could make trap doors in the boards that when the puck entered, it could shoot out any of the other holes


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10-28-2008, 12:28 PM
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I like something like this even more...



Think of all the potential for deflections and screens.

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10-28-2008, 12:30 PM
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How about we make the field descent about 0.25 from the blue line towards the goal and it is harder to clear the puck and the puck slides toward the goal even when nobody touches it.

/sarcasm



Here's a good idea: Don't **** with the game.

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