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11-01-2008, 09:45 PM
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Riddle...

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair
I can make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities
I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble


What am I?

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Motherless and fatherless...born without a skin
Spoke when I came into the world and never heard from again...

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My favourite from Family Guy, "What gets wet as it drys?".


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My favourite from Family Guy, "What gets wet as it drys?".

a towel!

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I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair
I can make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities
I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble


What am I?
Pressure

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Pressure
Actually this is probably it

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I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair
I can make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities
I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble


What am I?
Tuna?

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I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair
I can make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities
I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble


What am I?
you

is

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The answer is Time. The following Poem explains it all:

Time
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast

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Time doesn't make normal people look like celebrities, that poem sucks.

Pressure works for all of those though.

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I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair
I can make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities
I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble


What am I?
Santa?

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Congrats to the people who said Pressure and Time for doing the same thing most of us did...just copy and paste the riddle into google and try to find the answer the easy way.

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I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair
I can make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities
I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble


What am I?
God?

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I am the end of time and the beginning of the end, what am i?

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I am the end of time and the beginning of the end, what am i?
ooo

the letter "e"

yea, i kick ass at that kinda thing

*struts around room*

i am right, aren't i?

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ooo

the letter "e"

yea, i kick ass at that kinda thing

*struts around room*

i am right, aren't i?
yup

try this:

I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?

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I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair
I can make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities
I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble


What am I?
google.

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yup

try this:

I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?
Starvin Marvin

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yup

try this:

I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?
The King of Google (from a deck of cards).

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yup

try this:

I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?
uhh....DrTurkelton?

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All in the Family?

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yup

try this:

I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?
King of Spades

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