In the spirit of things... Oz and I just got HF married! H, we would like you to be our witness. Russ, he asks that you be his best man... LW, Ana, want to be co-Maids of Honor??
*cue the wedding march*
Eh, ahem... Here's my groom's speech to you E :
Well, it seems just like yesterday when I met E on this very thread... she talked about her boobs and other meaningful stuff, altho I can only remember about the former. And even tho she was a Wings fan and I, a hardcore Habs fan, everything else just seemed to click. She relished in my cockiness and I in her seeming attraction to sex music. It was a match made in heav.. oh wait... a match made in HF board. I remember how she got all excited when I tried to lay it on her with all those sexual puns related to cars, and how I introduced her to the lively characters of this beautiful thread, the dancing banana, the pink elephant, the old geezer and his goat, the drunken dwarf uncle, the two midgets hotty, that drunken acadian on his rooftop and all the rest. I wanna take this occasion to thank Fido, whom without, E and I would never have met. It was a competition at first, but one that I'm sure Fido didn't have any hard feelings to lose.
Now, I'm off to consume our virtual wedding with some virtual pooning!! Yippie-kay-hay MOFO!!