I tried to do you proud over the last 2 months... but I failed.
Will you forgive me?
It's not easy, but you know I will forgive you almost anything.
The times are looking grim, my dearest friend. We're in the middle of a proper mess let me tell you as much.
On the flip side, my friend and partner at work (not in that sense you pervs) came up with a great new saying last week: 'It's like trying to put fog in a basket' he said, while commenting on how impossible it was to explain something relatively simple to a relatively stupid person. It made me smile from the inside, and I've used it to devastating effect during the weekend, shamelessly claiming it as my own.
It's okay though, he breaches my copyrights all the time.
Last edited by Stewart JH Esq MBE: 11-10-2008 at 03:30 PM.
You guys are nazis, man. Freakin nazis.
Should I bring out my "I have a doggy dream" speech again?
Should I follow it up with great war speeches again?
Yeah, I thought so. I don't want to do it either man.
Look dog. If you immigrate to human society, you have to accept human society rules.
If you want to live by your rules you should go back to wherever jungle/savannah you came from.