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11-20-2008, 12:30 AM
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Our powerplay is so awful that...(joke thread)

Well, our powerplay is so horrendous all we can do is really joke about it. I'll start with some jokes and you can post your own ones

Our powerplay is so awful that...The other team puts their scoring line out.
Our powerplay is so awfaul that...The other team gets a goal on the scoreboard automatically.
Our powerplay is so awful that...Roszival gets an assist on the SHG that will follow.

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11-20-2008, 12:34 AM
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Our powerplay is so awful that...it resulted in this thread.

I dont like nor dislike the rangers, i just wanted to play

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11-20-2008, 12:44 AM
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our powerplay is so bad that Obama wants to fix it before the BCS

our powerplay is so bad that opponents will start the game with 6 skaters on the ice to be called for too many men

our powerplay is so bad that we've seen Orr and Betts get power play time

ON A POSITIVE NOTE...our powerplay is so bad that it cannot get any worse...so lets get it ********** going boys!!!

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11-20-2008, 01:12 AM
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Our PP is so awful, that the round of applause the players hear when they are drawing a penalty, is the sound of 18.200 mass facepalms.

Our PP is so awful, you actually ponder in your head if it would be better to just decline.

Our PP is so awful, fans cheer when there is no goal either way during the PP. Like rewarding the retarded kid for finally not falling off while riding the tricycle.

Our PP is so awful, Sam & Joe accidentally says "and now New York Rangers are back at full strength", when the other team is.

Our PP is so awful, we should change our goal song to "Hallelujah" if we would actually score.

Some nights, infants in New York have awaken from their sleep and started crying for no apparent reason. Dogs all over the city have started howling for no apparent reason. Soothsayers have come to the conclusion, the reason for both phenomenas have been the bad vibes from the New York Rangers Power Play.

A movie director has called the New York Rangers office and asked if their players could star in his next movie, "Dawn of the Dead 2, skating with the undead."

The opposing team has pondered if they should draw a penalty instead of pulling for the extra attacker with little time left.

To steal TomLaidLaw's: post with the video from the GDT...

"Two Rangers fans discussing the chances of witnessing their team score a PP goal in the garden."


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11-20-2008, 01:31 AM
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Our PP is so bad that Hank stayed in the net and was a team player

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11-20-2008, 01:37 AM
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Our PP is so awful, that the round of applause the players hear when they are drawing a penalty, is the sound of 18.200 mass facepalms.
Outsider, I know...but after reading this, I had to spend at least 10-15 minutes trying to find this clip on YouTube from "The Naked Gun 33 1/3" to share with everyone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjLgekyOZA0


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Our PP is so awful, we should change our goal song to "Hallelujah" if we would actually score.
This is my favorite response so far. Nicely done!

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11-20-2008, 01:41 AM
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I thought this was a joke thread? Most of this stuff seems pretty accurate.

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11-20-2008, 05:04 AM
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our power play is so bad that it make Tom Renney do nothing about it.

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11-20-2008, 05:49 AM
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Our PP is so bad that Hank stayed in the net and was a team player
Right, because selfish players stand on their heads on a nightly basis for their team

The D left him out to dry. You know it, I know it.

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11-20-2008, 08:02 AM
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Their PP is so awful that during practice the cones they use to play again consistently kill off 5 on 3's

Their PP is failing so bad that congress is putting together a bailout package

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Their PP is so awful that during practice the cones they use to play again consistently kill off 5 on 3's

Their PP is failing so bad that congress is putting together a bailout package
I thought this was pretty funny.

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Our PP is so awful that after some research Vigneault probably ordered O'Brien to take as many penalties as possible last night.

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Their PP is so awful that during practice the cones they use to play again consistently kill off 5 on 3's

Their PP is failing so bad that congress is putting together a bailout package
Definitely the funniest... haha

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Our powerplay is so depressing that it makes The Road look like a journey through Wonderland.

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Our pp is so bad, that other teams have as good of a chance to score as us...o wait, thats true

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The PP is in such bad shape that Michael Moore was seen in The Garden last night shooting his new documentary about the hopeless and less-fortunate.

The PP is so ugly that it's being featured on a new ABC show titled; "Extreme Makeover: NHL Franchise Edition."

The PP is so bad that even out-of-work Shanahan said to Sather, "Sorry, I think I'd rather play in Russia."

The PP is so bad that after watching the game last night, Mulally, Nardelli and Wagoner said: "Wow. Forget it, give them the $25B."

The PP is so bad that Bush hung a "Mission Accomplished" sign in the rafters next to Richter's jersey.

I'd keep going.. but I'm supposed to be working.

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11-20-2008, 10:17 AM
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Their PP is failing so bad that congress is putting together a bailout package
That is some funny stuff right there!

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The PP is so bad.

The end.


Our PP has such a hard time scoring goals, not even a caveman could do it.

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Right, because selfish players stand on their heads on a nightly basis for their team

The D left him out to dry. You know it, I know it.
Listen I don't like Hank as much as the rest and everyone knows it.
1 he is the best goalie in the league hands down this year
2 he has stolen 10 games alone this year
3 what he did last night was wrong end of story

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Our power play is so bad, i hope we never get one again.

Our power play is so inefficient, for every 15 power plays we get, the other team scores once.

Our power play is so pathetic, we make the islanders look good. Hell, we make Joey MacDonald(who?) look like Patrick Roy.

Our power play is so bad, it makes you wonder how our coaching staff still is employed.

Our power play is so bad, im embarrased to be a ranger fan.

Our power play is so bad, I actually would rather have marek malik than roszival.

Our power play is so bad, i miss tom poti.

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11-20-2008, 10:54 AM
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Listen I don't like Hank as much as the rest and everyone knows it.
1 he is the best goalie in the league hands down this year
2 he has stolen 10 games alone this year
3 what he did last night was wrong end of story

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“I looked at Tom and he gave me the sign,” Lundqvist said.

Renney confirmed as much, saying he was waiting for Lundqvist to make eye contact with him before he summoned him.

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End of story.

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Our powerplay is so depressing that it makes The Road look like a journey through Wonderland.
Anyone else looking forward to this being made into a movie?

Oh, and our powerplay is so ugly, it makes Mike Ricci look like Brad Pitt.


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Our powerplay is so awful that our team minus on the power play... Wait, these were suppose to be jokes?!... my bad...

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now im stealing this from a guy that sits in my section, section 420.. but

our powerplay is so awful and frustrating to watch that its like watching a kid with no arms trying to put together a model... the glue and the pieces are everywhere.. its just a mess

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Our pp is so bad that with a minute to go in the game and the opposition pushing for the tying goal they give us a pp rather than pull the goalie.

Our pp is so bad that the next time we get one the opposition will pull their goalie just to give us a chance.

Our pp is so bad that even the bookies won't take bets on the next time the Rangers score a pp goal.

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Our PP is so bad our captain fights with the refs on their behalf after the whistle.

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