Our powerplay is so awful that...(joke thread)
11-21-2008, 08:19 AM
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We have a PP???? I thought we'd given up on it years ago.
11-21-2008, 09:49 AM
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Our power play is so bad that even Rodney Dangerfield gets more respect than it.
11-21-2008, 09:50 AM
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Our power play is so bad Angelina Jolie, Bono, and Sean Penn have come to recent home games to lend a helping hand
11-21-2008, 10:03 AM
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Our PP is so bad we made Marty applaud with both hands.
11-21-2008, 10:13 AM
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Our power play is so bad President Bush declared it a disaster zone and is considered the biggest tragedy since Hurricane Katrina. And just like Katrina help is on the way but don't expect it to get here any time soon.
11-21-2008, 12:33 PM
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Our PP is so bad that when they other teams take a penalty they go on the PP because our PK gives up fewer goals and has about the same chance of scoring one.
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Originally Posted by
cbjgirl
Our PP is so bad, I'm going to head back over to the Jackets' board and put a link to this, maybe we'll start our own thread.
(our PP is worse than yours)
Not possible....we've got a league leading 7 goals...........against.
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11-21-2008, 01:03 PM
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Our PP is so bad that when they other teams take a penalty they go on the PP because our PK gives up fewer goals and has about the same chance of scoring one.
That all depends on whether you consider...
Rangers - 21st PP% (16.4) with 7 goals against
or
Jackets - 30th PP% (12.1%) with 5 goals against
to be worse.
Jackets first four games 6/20 30%
last 15 games 9/83 = 10.8%
Our teams have similar problems.
11-21-2008, 03:11 PM
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Our power play is so bad it makes Gigli look good
11-21-2008, 03:22 PM
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Our powerplay is so bad that the Power Play monster killed himself.
11-21-2008, 03:24 PM
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our powerplay is so bad even Chuck Norris wouldnt be able to score
11-21-2008, 03:24 PM
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Our powerplay is so awful it makes William Hung look like Robert Plant.
11-21-2008, 03:30 PM
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The Rangers' PP is so impotent that Cialis doesn't even do anything.
11-21-2008, 03:35 PM
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Our power play is so unfixable that even Bill Bellichick with camera in hand can't fix it
11-21-2008, 03:44 PM
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Our PP is so bad that the PP now actually stands for "Pathetic Play" instead of "Power Play"
11-21-2008, 04:41 PM
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That all depends on whether you consider...
Alright, alright, I'll settle for a tie. But if the %s come closer together, the deal is off! LOL
11-21-2008, 04:53 PM
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Our PP is so disgusting to watch that it makes Amy Winehouse look like the sexiest woman alive.
11-21-2008, 04:55 PM
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Our PP is so bad, cats try to bury it in the litter box.
11-21-2008, 07:47 PM
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Our power play is so pathetic, the tide won't go out with it.
11-21-2008, 08:05 PM
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hahaha
the clip was funny but very irrelevant to the subject
11-21-2008, 09:16 PM
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The Rangers power play is so bad,... its almost as bad as the Devils !!!!
Last edited by HARGSY: 11-22-2008 at 09:02 AM .
11-21-2008, 11:07 PM
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Our PP is so bad, Jerry Lewis will be holding a telethon for it.
11-22-2008, 01:22 AM
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Our power play is so bad, magic johnson will die of AIDS before we score.
11-29-2008, 12:14 PM
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After last night's brutal performance, figured this should get a bump.
11-29-2008, 12:31 PM
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our powerplay is so awful that...the islanders score on us shorthanded...twice
11-29-2008, 02:32 PM
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our powerplay is so awful that...the islanders score on us shorthanded...twice
...and on a 5-on-3 once last season.
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