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05-01-2009, 12:46 PM
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I actually want to get a race card and start handing it out to racists.

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Sir, Your mother had me move her from the Plaza to the Carslye, evidently the concierge has a beard and she'd rather not get *****.

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I'm not sure if anyone here follows Doctor Who (At least the David Tennant version and the mini-episode called Time Crash) but that line made me think of that show.

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05-05-2009, 12:21 AM
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I love when he holds it out how Pete says "No, don't accept it!... aw."

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"I feel like we're half-assing this"

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"I thought she was my best friend until one day I picked up one of her piglets and she went CRAAZY and bit off my nutsack!..which I used to hold nuts to feed squirrels with."

loved that line.

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That kidney song was so awesome.

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Mary J Blige singing "Milton Green.."

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I love Dr. Spaceman, Chris Parnell is great. My favorite line from last night was from Jack: (paraphrasing) "We Donaghy's don't talk things out, we let them fester until they explode in the most inapropriate times, preferably a wedding or an elementary school graduation."

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05-15-2009, 02:12 PM
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I honestly think Jack Donaghy telling Liz Lemon that TGS with Tracy Jordan has two years tops left is a nod to the series coming to an end in two seasons.

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Liz: We sure had quite a year!
Jack: What are you talking about? It's May!

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Pete: Liz Lemon, you dumb *****!

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Tracy: I've changed, Ken, into a badass adult. I have a wolf-dog, I have two bad knees, and a gun—that I lost.

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Adam Levine: Ok, but I'm going to punch Costello in the back of the head when he's not looking.

I hate Maroon 5, but that was funny as hell.

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Re-Watching the show, again. Love it, it's awesome!

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Elisa: You know what your problem is, Jack? You intellectualize everything with your big head!
Jack Donaghy: Well, you have big boobs!
Elisa: Which you'll never touch again!
Jack Donaghy: [sotto voce] This conversation has taken an unfortunate turn.


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08-30-2009, 10:29 PM
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I'm gay for Jamie!

Yeah, Frank. I don't think that's a real thing!

Frank is right, however. It IS a real thing. You can be gay for one person. I know my one person. Bradley Cooper.

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Just talked to my buddy today. He auditioned for a part in a scene with Jack and Lemon.

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Just talked to my buddy today. He auditioned for a part in a scene with Jack and Lemon.
I'd love a walk on in that show. Hey Bluenote, make some calls and make it happen. Tracey Jordan can take me behind the middle school and get my gf pregnant.

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I'd love a walk on in that show. Hey Bluenote, make some calls and make it happen. Tracey Jordan can take me behind the middle school and get my gf pregnant.
I'm first in line, i'll have that acting career just yet, yes indeedy corncobs !

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I'm first in line, i'll have that acting career just yet, yes indeedy corncobs !
You could be Kenneth's page!

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08-31-2009, 05:28 PM
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Kenneth Parcell: I just don't want to disgrace the peacock.
Pete Hornberger: Oh, Kenneth. If you're worried about disgracing the National Broadcasting Company, you're too late.


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Kenneth Parcell: I just don't want to disgrace the peacock.
Pete Hornberger: Oh, Kenneth. If you're worried about disgracing the National Broadcasting Company, you're too late.

lawl. I love how he decided to shoot Donny Lawson in the leg with a friggin' arrow!

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08-31-2009, 05:39 PM
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Jack: I just need him awake for a few minutes, can't you... inject something directly into his heart?
Dr. Spaceman: Oh, I'd like nothing better. Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is.

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Random Congressman at meeting: I can't support that. Dam is a swear word. I'd support it if instead of dam we called it a 'god finger'.

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Liz: You've already made up your mind about this, haven't you?
Jenna: Oh, you're right, Liz! I should go for it!
Liz: You're not even listening, are you? Poop. Monkey butt.
Jenna: No, you're a good friend and thank you.

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Jenna: Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? It's time for a change, America. That's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008.

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08-31-2009, 06:01 PM
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Jack: I just need him awake for a few minutes, can't you... inject something directly into his heart?
Dr. Spaceman: Oh, I'd like nothing better. Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is.

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Random Congressman at meeting: I can't support that. Dam is a swear word. I'd support it if instead of dam we called it a 'god finger'.

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Liz: You've already made up your mind about this, haven't you?
Jenna: Oh, you're right, Liz! I should go for it!
Liz: You're not even listening, are you? Poop. Monkey butt.
Jenna: No, you're a good friend and thank you.

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Jenna: Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? It's time for a change, America. That's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008.
LMAO. They're playing a word game at Jack's, with Kenneth and Liz on the same team.

Oh no, pass!

You can't pass, you hillbilly!!

Dr. Spaceman is a gem though, a pure gem. I love anything that guy says or does. Here comes the gross part: oh ew, ew, ew, ew.

Ok, that was just a placebo. He may not be faking it.

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08-31-2009, 07:26 PM
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lawl. I love how he decided to shoot Donny Lawson in the leg with a friggin' arrow!
Hornburger's face when they found out about the Olympic boycott was ****ing amazing. Was just watching Mr Show DVDs this morning (well the past week really) and was saddened by how much more he should have been in that show.



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