The Maple Leafs winning a Stanley Cup? WOW.
Look *****, just because I predict the Eagles will win a Super Bowl soon and then they do a few years later doesnt mean I'm clairvoyent, it means people are ****ing stupid and gullible.
I'm annyoed cuz I know people believe this bull****, so i will go thru her pile of fail.
World Predictions
Death of Charles Manson -
he sucks at life, this would not surprise me
Danger around the Dahlia Lama
Trouble with Tibet and China -
stupid, there is always trouble there
An explosion at the Great Wall of China -
like fireworks? does that count? cuz the Chinese made them explode at the wall a lot the past 1000 years
Passing of Fidel Castro -
he handed over Cuba to his brother or something, he wouldnt unless he was dying, wow, an almost dead guy will kick the bucket, your Nostradamus *****
A cruise ship will be hijacked -
this happens like everyday, LAME
A tsunami off the coast of Alaska -
stupid
Uprising in Venezuela.
Giant earthquake in California including Los Angeles, San Francisco and San Diego -
everyone has predicted this every year snce the last big earthquake, its on a faultline, they will get one EVENTUALLY
Buckingham Palace on fire
A war with China and Tibet.
Loch Ness monster will be captured -
as will the tooth fairy and the easter bunny
Earthquake in British Columbia.
Earthquake in Alaska.
President Sarkozy of France in danger.
Explosion at the Eiffel Tower.
A daredevil will scale the Eiffel Tower -
some idiot does something stupid, thanks for the tip, *****
Royal Jewels will be stolen -
this makes me laugh, dirty mind!
Sarah Palin will write a “tell all book” -
if it has the word Maverick in it, it will get published, just no one with a brain will buy one, so it sells about 1 billion copies anyway
President Bush and Laura Bush will have marriage problems -
"Hey George." "Yes, honey." "Well Georgy poo, you ****ed up the free world, I kinda want a divorce from you now." "****"
Hillary Clinton has to watch her health -
she is in her 50's, everyone that age nees to watch there health
Danger around Barack Obama -
first black president, in a nation with plenty of white supremacists left, yeah, no problems there at all
Assassination attempt around Barack Obama -
see above
Assassination Barack Obama – New Martin Luther King -
see above twice
Race riots break out in US -
this actually would be surprising, wait, if you have ever been to Denny's then you know this is NOT surprising
A sex scandal around Sarah Palin -
she is a maverick
Sarah Palin on television making a lot of guest appearances -
the fact she said this at all, and was serious, should clue everyone into how dumb this lady is, Sarah palin IS ALREADY ON TV A LOT
Mohammed Ali has to watch his health -
REALLY?!?!?! OMFG!!!!! He can't tie his own shoes, his head is so scrambled, he was a BOXER, no **** he needs to be careful
Mount St. Helens will erupt again -
FIRST unique and semi-decent prediction, and by that I mean its only good if it happens THIS YEAR, not 3 years from now. it is a volcano, so DUH it will erupt again, all you need to do is figure out its "cycle" to "predict"
Explosion in Colombo Sri Lanka.
Trouble in Bangkok Thailand – lots of explosions.
Breakthrough in the cure for cancer, Alzheimer, and heart disease -
they are working on this very hard, we get breakthroughs on these diseases all the time
Breakthrough in stem cell research -
is it still legal?
Another planet with life will be found in the universe -
Mars had water, so technically, this might have already come true, PLUS, if you expect this planet to be the only one with life when there are literally BILLIONS of other planets, your a bigger ****tard then this ditzy clairvoyent FAIL
A commercial jet liner and a meteorite will collide -
unique, actually decent prediction
A cold war between Cuba and the USA and a possible invasion into Cuba -
YOUR LATE WITH THIS ONE *****, already happened
Problems with North Korea -
honestly, when DONT we have problems with them, THAT WOULD BE A PREDICTION
A worldwide computer virus -
this lady sucks
A hijacking of a train and explosion at Grand Central Station in New York -
this is huge, if it happens 
Explosion at the New York Stock Exchange -
if the stocks get much worse, the Wall Street guys will just start offing themselves? at work?
Explosion in Ottawa, Canada -
they are called the Senators
Explosion at the Wall Street Journal -
lame, UR LATE AGAIN LADY
A new National Hockey League in Canada -
did you guys know they want to move a team to Canada? SHOCKING! A new league is no biggie either, technically their are tons of leagues in Canada
A large fire in Chicago -
fires happen in every city in every year, this lady SUCKS
An airport hanger fire.
A Belgium chocolate factory will burn to the ground -
this is sad 
A rare Green Flamingo will be found -
in the dollar store
A green bear will be found in China -
in a chinese dollar store
Earthquakes in China, Alaska, California, Niagara Falls, Greece Rome Italy -
mini-earthquakes happen all the time
A new board game called Recession -
A meteor will land in Russia -
things hit the Earth from space EVERY ****ing day! This lady su su sucks
Seven children being born to a woman in China -
3 in feb and 4 in december? DUMB
Laura and George Bush have to watch their marriage -
since George eff'ed up the free world, he has a lot more to worry about then Laura playing with his peter
A kidnapping at the White House -
is this lady racist???? (bad joke)
A riot in Budapest Hungary.
Tragedy Gulf of St. Laurence.
More sightings of great white sharks in all kinds of water including water they do not normally swim in -
WTF? 
Collapse of the Golden Gate Bridge -
FIRST GOOD PREDCITION, lets see if this happens in '09, if not, I call OFFICIAL SHENANIGANS on this *****
Flood in the Ukraine.
A subway tragedy in New York - she is repeating herself now
Arrest in the Madeline McCann case.
A terrorist attack in Karachi Pakistan.
Arrest in the Jon Benet Ramsey Case -
They arrest someone like every year, and they should just nab the stupid parents
Terrorist attack in Calcutta -
this would be sad
Terrorist attack in Oslo Norway.
A terrorist attack in Copenhagen.
Invasion of Iran by the USA -
I HOPE NOT
Terrorist attack in Turkey -
happens like every day
Terrorist attack in Toronto, Canada.
Animals coming into city’s because of global warming -
yeah, and the animals name is Clairvoyent Nikki apparaently
An explosion at the Ottawa Canal.
Stock Market up and down -
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL, thats like predicting grass will be green between June and July
Prime Minister Brown of England has to be careful of an attack -
as do all leaders of countries
Queen Elizabeth has to be careful of an attack -
no she doesnt, this is PM Browns job
More shark attacks -
cuz they are where they shouldnt be? or the fact shark attacks happen EVERY YEAR you DUMB *****
O.J. Simpson has to be careful of his well being. May escape jail -
O.J. has been failing at life since he stopped playing football
Another crane tragedy.
Star Predictions
Lots of splits in Hollywood -
HOLY ****, the SKY IS FALLING
**** you Nikki! This is GARBAGE!!
The great late actor Heath Ledger will be nominated for an Oscar.
Mickey Rourke will be nominated for an Oscar.
Angelina Jolie will be nominated for an Oscar.
Anne Hathaway will be nominated for an Oscar.
Johnny Depp winning an Oscar for playing a Russian in a future movie within 36 months.
Nicole Kidman another child.
Angelina Jolie another pregnancy.
Faith Hill and Tim McGraw splitting.
Jackie Stallone has to watch health.
Jennifer Aniston will have a child.
A split for Michelle Pfeiffer and husband and she has to be careful of water.
Avril Lavigne will split with her husband.
Sarah Jessica Parker and Mathew Broderick split.
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas trouble in their marriage.
Donald Trump has to watch his future wealth and be careful of helicopters.
Hugh Hefner has to watch his health and wealth.
Ellen DeGeneres will win her fight for same sex marriage.
Oprah Winfrey has to watch her and health and robbery.
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have to watch their marriage.
Sir Paul McCartney will marry.
Victoria and David Beckham have to watch their marriage and kidnapping.
Martha Stewart will marry.
Julianne Hough from Dancing With The Stars will become a big country superstar.
CNN’s Soledad O’Brien will win many awards for documentaries in the future.
A Hollywood movie star will be on a plane that is hijacked.
Another famous fashion designer will pass.
Carol Channing has to watch her health.
Elizabeth Taylor has to watch her health.
Ben Kingsley to watch health.
A rock and roll band will be kidnapped as a hoax.
A male movie hunk will rob a bank.
More trouble for Dr. Phil.
Madonna has to watch her health and kidnapping.
A streaker on American Idol.
Clint Eastwood will be nominated for an Oscar.
The Dark Knight will win many Oscars.
Jenifer Hudson will win Grammy.
Michael Bluble has to be careful of robbery.
Tom Cruise has to be careful of a crazed fan.
David Letterman to watch his health.
Jay Leno to watch his health.
Arnold Swarzenagger to be careful of danger.
Mick Jagger to watch for danger.
Paula Abdul to watch her health.
Sean Penn will be nominated for an Oscar for the movie Milk.
The movie Milk will be nominated for many awards.
Brad Pitt will be nominated for an Oscar.
Kate Winslett will be nominated for an Oscar.
Nicole Kidman has to watch her marriage.
None of this would surprise me, these are terrible random guesses about a place where "normal" doesn't exist
Wild Weather Predictions
Hail and snow in Hawaii.
A Category Five Hurricane wiping out parts of Miami and South Beach.
Hurricane moving toward New York and Toronto, Canada.
Hurricane in the Cayman Islands.
Hurricane in Mobile, Alabama and New Orleans.
More Tsunamis’ off the coast of Hawaii and Sumatra.
Mudslides in California.
Mount St. Helen erupting.
Earthquake in Seattle, Washington.
A huge tornado wipes out a town in Missouri and Illinois, Oklahoma, Kansas City.
Great earthquake in Los Angeles, San Francisco.
Earthquake in Alaska, Japan, British Columbia, China, Iran, Toronto, Ontario, Quebec, Niagara Falls.
Earthquake in Mexico City.
A bad blizzard in New York and Toronto, Canada.
Floods in Venice Italy, Gulf Coast and Florida, Holland, England, France.
A huge tornado in California.
Part of the polar ice cap melts.
None of this is surprising either
The Royals
Sex scandal in British Parliament.
Duke of Edinborough has to watch his health.
A wedding in Monaco.
A yacht on fire in Monaco.
A tragedy around Princess Caroline.
Kidnapping Royal Family.
Trouble around Fergie.
Attack on the Queen.
Buckingham Palace on fire.
A horse mishap around the Royals.
The Royal Crown Jewels are stolen.
The Queen has to watch her health.
Windsor Castle on fire.
THE ROYALS ARE A SOAPOPERA THAT COST ENGLAND MILLIONS, I'd be disapointed if they didnt act like spoiled babies, like they USUALLY DO, because THEY ARE
Sports Predictions
The Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup within 36 months -
hahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahaahhahaha hhahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahha hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahaahahahhahaha hahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahh ahahhahah
A new Canadian Hockey League -
FAIL
A blimp explosion over a sports stadium -
nope
A Formula One car out of control – a fiery crash hitting the stands and killing the driver -
this isnt exactly unlikely, people crash during these races A LOT
A long distant swimmer will swim the English Channel -
again? why?
A ball in a baseball stadium will hit a fan injuring them -
I'd be more surprised if she said the sky will be blue at some point in 2009
A streaker in a baseball field -
........ FAIL
A riot at a soccer stadium -
this lady is so terrible, WHEN ARE THERE NOT RIOTS AT A SOCCER MATCH, **** you LADY!!!
Fashion Predictions
Men
Mustaches for men – very Clark Gable, Burt Reynolds -
stupid, NO
Black for men (think Johnny Cash) -
when is black EVER out?
Thin ties like the 50’s and 60’s -
fail
Suspenders will be back -
Family Matters re-runs?
Capes for men -
ANOTHER SUPERMAN MOVIE!!!! YES!
Women – A Lot of Glamour -
cause women LOVE to look like **** normally, and in 2009 they will realize they all of a sudden want to be glamorous 
Business attire – mixed with glamorous accessories.
40’s compacts.
40’s accessories.
Silver and grey.
High shoes and boots.
Muffs for women -
I hope not 
Platinum hair – colour blue.
Tye dye clothing -
YUCK
Micro mini’s are back -
no, they aren't
Death and Health Watch
Annette Funicello, Hillary Clinton, Doris Day, Willie Nelson, Pamela Anderson, Loretta Lynn, Ted Kennedy, Unice Schniver, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, President Masharoff, Billy Graham, Jerry Lewis, Tony Curtis, Debbie Reynolds, Barak Obama, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Nelson Mandela, Farah Fawcett, Nancy Reagan, Patrick Swayze, Dick Cheney, Dick Clark, George Bush Sr., Barbara Bush, Elizabeth Taylor, Larry King, Mick Jagger, Arnold Swarzenagger, Kirk Douglas, Hugh Hefner, Shirley Temple Black, Alex Trebek, French President Sarkozy, Queen Elizabeth, The Duke of Edinborough, Prime Minister Brown of England, Amy Winehouse, Aretha Franklin, Bob Barker, Burt Reynolds, Karl Lagerfield, David Copperfield, Jackie Stallone, Chris Angel (Mind Freak), Jimmy Carter, Keith Richard, David Blaine, Lauren Bacall, Joanne Woodward, Marilyn Manson, Michael Jackson, Sean Penn, Madonna, and Axle Rose of Guns’n Roses.
Yeah, lets name a bunch of old celebrities and political leaders, and when they eventually croak, I will convince people that I'm special. Well lady, you convinced me, I think your special, as special as Special Ed
Additional Predictions
Terrorist attack in Nevada, California, Chicago, London England. Two planes crashing over Kennedy Airport.
Power blackout in Las Vegas.
A woman from Tennessee wins the biggest jackpot ever at a casino.
The jitterbug dance, the tango, and the twist will be popular again.
Tragedy around a mud wrester. -
the only tragedy is that it has been awhile since I have seen some ladies mud wrestle
The dance clubs of the forties will be popular again.
Within 24 months a UFO will land and there will be more sightings.
Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks split
HOLY **** A UFO WILL LAND!!! THIS NUTJOB JUST PREDICTED FIRST CONTACT WITH AN ALIEN RACE, AND SHE SLIPS IN BETWEEN SOME **** ABOUT TOM HANKS MARRIAGE AND DANCE CLUBS!!!
WHAT A PIECE OF ****
I hate this lady.
