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Girl accidentally sends dad SMS about her "first time" (LULZ inside)

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12-10-2008, 12:37 AM
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She's not going to remember this all that fondly.

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12-10-2008, 12:39 AM
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12-10-2008, 01:04 AM
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He should've sent her to Aruba.

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12-10-2008, 01:04 AM
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He should've sent her to Aruba.
Horrible

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12-10-2008, 01:06 AM
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He should've sent her to Aruba.
Haha. Hell has a special place in reserve for you. (and probably me for laughing)

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12-10-2008, 01:08 AM
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Horrible
Too soon? If you consider it a tragedy...

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Haha. Hell has a special place in reserve for you and probably me for laughing.
Oh, I already got an apartment there.

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12-10-2008, 01:11 AM
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Too soon? If you consider it a tragedy...



Oh, I already got an apartment there.
You are a human I can support. Oh... and it's never too early.

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12-10-2008, 01:26 AM
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I don't think I would go home, I wouldn't even be able to look at my dad if he got that message.

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12-10-2008, 01:27 AM
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I don't think I would go home, I wouldn't even be able to look at my dad if he got that message.
I imagine the lecture on the abuse of the English language would be enough to keep any girl away from home.

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12-10-2008, 01:34 AM
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I imagine the lecture on the abuse of the English language would be enough to keep any girl away from home.
It's pretty obvious that another stripper is about to enter the workforce

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12-10-2008, 02:50 AM
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I think she meant it was the first time she was ever on a beach, ...I mean what else could it be?

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12-10-2008, 03:03 AM
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He should've sent her to Aruba.
I don't get it?

Strong unaware from me...

cliffs guise?

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12-10-2008, 03:04 AM
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You guys needa get out more if you think this is a fake because she wishes someone was there. She is a teenage girl, when that type of thing happens to them, they ALWAYS want their best friend there to talk about for hours upon hours that night...

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12-10-2008, 04:02 AM
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He should've sent her to Aruba.
So wrong.......yet amusing. I feel bad for getting a smile out of this.

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12-10-2008, 04:06 AM
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I don't get it?

Strong unaware from me...

cliffs guise?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_holloway

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12-10-2008, 04:40 AM
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This reminds me of a guy I know through friends. His dad is a priest in a small town 30 miles from where he went to college. I guess his whole family takes religion and Christian values pretty seriously, but he seems to not really care about those things. However, he became good friends with a few girls in his class, and they would often go out drinking together. Once when he was out partying without them he hooked up with a girl and ****ed her. Afterwards he decided to send one of his female friends in his class a message with details about his escapades. I guess he was a little bit drunk or something, because he sent it to his sister with the same name. He even addressed her by the name in the message so she of course thought that her brother wanted her to know about his premarital sexual experience.

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12-10-2008, 07:37 AM
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Another girl with Daddy issues now??

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12-10-2008, 10:11 AM
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He should've sent her to Aruba.


Well played.

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12-10-2008, 10:32 AM
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What really amuses me is that Dad decided to take a picture of the conversation and post it on the Internet.

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12-10-2008, 10:34 AM
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So she had never seen the sea/ocean before?

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What really amuses me is that Dad decided to take a picture of the conversation and post it on the Internet.
I assumed it was her phone. Unless he has his daughter labeled as "Dad" in his phone for some reason.

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I assumed it was her phone. Unless he has his daughter labeled as "Dad" in his phone for some reason.
Ahh, touche.

That begs two questions then:
1) Why does your teenage daughter have such a ####ing expensive phone?
2) Why would SHE post it on the Internet unless it was fake?

Also... I remember that one of my distant cousins was suspended from school for sleeping w/ a girl in a hotel room during a class trip.

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12-10-2008, 10:42 AM
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So she had never seen the sea/ocean before?
that's what I get from her message...

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12-10-2008, 10:45 AM
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that's what I get from her message...
same here

maybe the girl is 14 years old and lives in a landlocked state/province??

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12-10-2008, 10:48 AM
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Another girl with Daddy issues now??
Maybe it was meant for him and this was her way at showing she hates her father. Maybe she was even listening to Linkin Park when she sent it. I mean, I enjoy Linkin Park but come on, Chester Bennington screams so much that he has to hate his parents.

The lesson is....when you have your first, make sure you call people or visit them in person like us slightly older people did to brag instead of texting them.

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