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12-27-2008, 02:20 PM
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Me vs Shane Doan

So at the end of the game yesterday I was pretty pissed. I felt like we should've won so I was banging the glass down in the corner where the Coyotes were celebrating their win. Nobody would look..

So I ran over to the Coyotes bench to where the head to the locker rooms and I got over just in time to see the last guys go in.. The last guy was Shane Doan..

I gave him my best.. "You wanna ******* go right now, Doan? You p****!"

Doan- "Hey, thanks for coming, Merry Christmas!

Me- "Oh yeah? I'm gonna two hand you in the ********** teeth!"

:: Doan starts laughing and just walks along::

Me- Yeah?? **** YOU!


Had to say that Merry Christmas comment was clever.

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12-27-2008, 03:11 PM
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umm, sounds like a clear win by Doan.

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So, he is a solid hockey player, tough as nails and he is witty.

Damn.

...and you got PWNED.


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Just more proof that Shane Doan is the funniest power forward ever...

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12-27-2008, 03:28 PM
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So, he is a solid hockey player, tough as nails and he is witty.

Damn.

...and you got PWNED.
Pft. I'd piss pump Doan.

He's a tool.


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12-27-2008, 03:35 PM
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Aww, I'm sorry does the F word hurt your feelings?

I'll keep it PG from here on out.. Just for you.

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12-27-2008, 03:57 PM
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I just cant imagine getting so emotional over a loss. Even if it was game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, I cant imagine the loss was so bad that you had to insult a person in such a manner. Blows my mind how some people take this stuff so personally.

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Great, funniest thing I've heard all year. Doan, not you.

Doan is a class act, I wish some of our fans had a clue.

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I saw that on TV.

I couldn't tell you got owned so badly on TV though.

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Wow, OP: You got your ass owned, just FYI. I really hope you go brag about this story to more people so they laugh [at you].

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12-27-2008, 04:15 PM
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Actually Doan is about as classy as they come in the national hockey league. I used to know Rick Bowness back in the day and he says Doan has never cussed in his life, and is a big time christian. Not to mention I've met him in person so it's not just second hand info. What you did just shows a complete lack of class on your part. No other way of putting it. Did you really think you were going to piss him off? Players take verbal abuse all the time. What makes you think you were going to do anything against him anyways? For a guy to hold his own against Doug Murray and Phaneuf, I'm thinking you would have about as much of a chance as a bee hitting a windshield at 100 mph. I'm not worried about kings fans, I know they aren't all this ********. It's kind of like bragging about giving the middle finger to a grandma.

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Great, funniest thing I've heard all year. Doan, not you.

Doan is a class act, I wish some of our fans had a clue.
Yeah, Doans comment was funny..

I love the sensitivity of this board all of a sudden. Maybe thats why the Kings have struggled.. Organization as a whole is way too nice. Theres no intimidation factor at all when people come into Staples. Its not a tough place to play in at all.

Stop being so sensitive. Maybe we should play on the Disney Channel for the weak at heart Kings fans.

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So at the end of the game yesterday I was pretty pissed. I felt like we should've won so I was banging the glass down in the corner where the Coyotes were celebrating their win. Nobody would look..

So I ran over to the Coyotes bench to where the head to the locker rooms and I got over just in time to see the last guys go in.. The last guy was Shane Doan..

I gave him my best.. "You wanna ******* go right now, Doan? You p****!"

Doan- "Hey, thanks for coming, Merry Christmas!

Me- "Oh yeah? I'm gonna two hand you in the ********** teeth!"

:: Doan starts laughing and just walks along::

Me- Yeah?? **** YOU!


Had to say that Merry Christmas comment was clever.
I don't think we should have one. We only showed up for one period

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Actually Doan is about as classy as they come in the national hockey league. I used to know Rick Bowness back in the day and he says Doan has never cussed in his life, and is a big time christian. Not to mention I've met him in person so it's not just second hand info. What you did just shows a complete lack of class on your part. No other way of putting it. Did you really think you were going to piss him off? Players take verbal abuse all the time. What makes you think you were going to do anything against him anyways? For a guy to hold his own against Doug Murray and Phaneuf, I'm thinking you would have about as much of a chance as a bee hitting a windshield at 100 mph.


Class is so overrated. Especially in hockey. To hell with "sportsmanship." You're not playing the game to make friends.. Its not a friendly competition you're playing to BEAT the other team. There is no friends in hockey.

"Oh, but he's a Christian."

He obviously can take it so stop crying and pull your skirt up.

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12-27-2008, 04:19 PM
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Doan FTW!

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They're just words people. If Doan can recieve them and say just "Merry Christmas", it is certainly silly to take offense on Doan's behalf.

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I just cant imagine getting so emotional over a loss. Even if it was game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, I cant imagine the loss was so bad that you had to insult a person in such a manner. Blows my mind how some people take this stuff so personally.

You either buy into the madness or you don't.

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lol - Doan > you

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I'm not worried about kings fans, I know they aren't all this ********. It's kind of like bragging about giving the middle finger to a grandma.
Have to agree with you. Just wondering which is more ******** in this case, being a moron or bragging about it in here.

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...how do you pronounce those stars anyway?

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12-27-2008, 04:39 PM
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Have to agree with you. Just wondering which is more ******** in this case, being a moron or bragging about it in here.
Looks like we have a slogan for next years team.. Something simple?

"Play Nice."

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Looks like we have a slogan for next years team.. Something simple?

"Play Nice."
"Or at least try to make sense"

Sorry man, maybe you feel very good about it... But it seems a bit awkward for us reading this.

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