Razorisms

Sony Eriksson* · 03-06-2009, 07:30 AM

Last night Razor was full of Razorisms

My favorite was in regards to Ribeiro and what he has done against the kings.

"Killing of a Monarch"

DaStars99 · 03-06-2009, 11:53 AM

it's always good when you can bust out regicide

Sony Eriksson* · 03-11-2009, 07:19 AM

Lobo can you sticky this thread?

Maybe not a Razorism but i laughed when he referred to curve on Neal's stick as a Soup ladle.

DaStars99 · 03-11-2009, 11:50 AM

I liked the Thigh master bit when talking about the holding the stick penalty against the blues.

Stars99Lobo37 · 03-11-2009, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knee Seeking Scud

Lobo can you sticky this thread?

Eh, we already have a bit too many stickies.

Not like this thread will ever disappear anyways.

Sony Eriksson* · 03-11-2009, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stars99Lobo37

Eh, we already have a bit too many stickies.

Not like this thread will ever disappear anyways.

Ever been to the Montreal forum?

Stars99Lobo37 · 03-11-2009, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knee Seeking Scud

Ever been to the Montreal forum?

We're also like 1/15th the size of the MTL forum.

Sony Eriksson* · 03-11-2009, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stars99Lobo37

We're also like 1/15th the size of the MTL forum.

Anything Razor needs a sticky

BigG44 · 03-12-2009, 08:44 PM

"That was about nipple high"

On Morrison's first goal as a Dallas Stars. A deflection in front of the net.

Stars99Lobo37 · 04-11-2009, 01:11 PM

Not really a Razorism but perhaps the funniest minute of the season.

BigG44 · 04-11-2009, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stars99Lobo37

Not really a Razorism but perhaps the funniest minute of the season.

My favorite R&R moment ever.

JONESINforSETH · 04-13-2009, 09:18 AM

I really don't think I have ever heard those two giggle quite that much while on the air. Was pretty stinkin funny though.

mattTHERIPPERsanchez · 07-02-2009, 11:41 AM

I've got one from a Stars/Sharks game last season, where Brad Richards made a short comeback. The referee called Modano for a hook.

"It was a poke, then a yank, then a tug, and ultimately, it was the tug that got him off"

windsorspitfire · 07-30-2009, 05:04 AM

Haha! That "wealth of giggles" one is brilliant! "I would have drunk bleach if he hadn't dressed this season..." hahaha

starsfan24 · 09-30-2009, 07:50 PM

Razor is awesome in this video

starsfan24 · 09-30-2009, 07:53 PM

Razor is the man!

Captain Awesome · 10-05-2009, 01:29 AM

I loved it last night when he said Robidas physically inconvenienced Dumont after he KO'd him more or less.

piqued · 10-05-2009, 11:55 AM

I thought the highlight of the night was when he referred to Ribeiro's bag of shootout tricks as as deep as Santa's.

JONESINforSETH · 10-14-2009, 09:58 AM

Been a while since we've had any Razorisms but there were some entertaining bits from his blog on the Canada trip.
http://blog.dallasstars.com/archives...e_learned.html

Quote:

The D-pair of Skrastins and Daley…has been dubbed “Venti Latvian-Mocha”

Robidas…is French for “abuse my face”

the Stars PK is a disasterbocle

Dibble* · 11-03-2009, 05:50 PM

Razor is simply a genius. The guy can make anyone laugh at any given time.

BigG44 · 11-03-2009, 06:02 PM

"[Turco] made that save on his toes like a dwarf at a urinal"

During the St. Louis game maybe.

Palomar · 11-03-2009, 10:54 PM

Razor is hilarious! That Steve Ott video made me laugh so hard my intestines bled.

ck26 · 03-30-2010, 09:35 PM

Amazed this thread has gone on as long as it has without mention of Razor describing a 22OT playoff loss to Vancouver as ... "like a ... rusty ... skate-boot to the testicles."

Chad_ · 04-08-2010, 09:56 PM

"If [Modano] wins this one tonight, in overtime, he'll be the valedictorian of Awesome School."

- Razor on Modano's (potential) last home game.

KiedisA · 04-12-2010, 01:43 PM

in the Minnesota game when Wellman scored the 3-2 goal..

"Tiffany-resistance defending from Dallas"(Niskanen)