I like the Yes We Can idea.
Here's my shot for Slogans:
Avery: Yes We Can: Fight Goalies
Dubinsky: Yes We Can: Get nosejobs
Lundqvist: Yes We Can: Be WWF wrestlers
Drury: Yes We Can: Think about our B-B-Q
Gomez: Yes We Can: Shoot 30 mph
Redden: Yes We Can: Steal from the Dolan's
Valiquette: Yes We Can: Let in 10 goals
Sjostrom: Yes We Can: have no hands
Staal: Yes we can be Offensive dynamo's
Girardi: Yes We Can: Get one more point this year
Morris: Yes We Can: Score on the PP(

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Mara: Yes We Can: Get a shot on net
Rozsival: Yes We Can: be useless without Jagr
Naslund: Yes We Can: Celebrate like Ovechkin
Voros: Yes We Can: Fight. Skate. Shoot. Pass. Anything?
Antropov: Yes We Can: Outskate a rock
Callahan: Yes We Can: Be 6 goals a year players
Orr: Yes We Can: score 2 goals a year
Betts: Yes We Can: be on the PP
Korpikoski: Yes We Can: Be Polish.
Zherdev: Yes We Can: Score 40 goals this year
Others:
Pearn: Yes We Can: ...I still work here
Torts: Yes We Can: We know what we can
Renney: Yes We Can: Win 2-1 every game
Schoenfeld: Yes We Can: Chirp players and coaches
Sather: Yes We Can: Spend $6.5 on a cone
Messier: Yes We Can: Cry a bit