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04-16-2009, 02:27 PM
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HFBoards A-Team 2 : Chaos watch.(nhl10 discussion)

So, i / we are talking about getting a team together for next years NHL10, And are looking for a few good men/boys/women/cats/dogs.

This is a thread to express that interest; Ask for a tryout(We're doing it on 09), AND, to talk about shenanigans.

Things you must have include

-Humor
-Attraction to a VogelTit
EDIT : or her sister.
- some form of skill.

If you dont have any of those; you can find us pictures of Frishmania, Jax00, Or the siblings of their's.

In all seriousness; We are running this right (And by We, i mean TJCAPS)

All Interested parties, feel free to fill out a form (That MFghettoX will create shortly, even though he doesnt know it til he reads this), And joke around with us.

Any questions? Thoughts? Concerns?

All bad karma is swept away.

A poem dedicated to Chaos;
Written by Ashe

Chaos you were with us for the start
Then you disappeared like a spark
We cherish our memories
and we want you back
Oh chaos, Please come back to us.
We miss you so much sir Panda Chief.
We miss you, come home.

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Chaos, please come back. I wrote you a Haiku.

Strong and forceful hands
Arresting bad cowtippers
Come play with us now

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Form

1. Do you like to win the cup? (more than once per night usually)

2. Do you not care about your +/-?

3. If yes to question 2, Do you mind playing games as a 6'9" 275 player?

4. If yes to question 3, Are you willing to give up your pixellated body at all costs?

5a. Do you have experience pulling your netminder for th entire 60 minutes?
5b. Did you hold the opposition to under 15 goals?

6. Do you like asking police officers ridiculous questions about stripper murder-suicides?

7. Have you ever been blamed for the dismantling of a division 1 team because you refused to cheat?

8. Does Big Rig Wrecker hate you?

9. Are you willing to listen to US Presidential fun facts by Jax?

If so, please contact us. This is just the initial screening process, the next step involves a full body cavity search and going on Telesca's 300 Diet.

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two quick ones, not quite hiku's, not quite poems:

musings on the bus part 1:

when planning a covert operation,
to eye-fck the m i l f sitting next to you,
it's best not to get caught staring,
especially when you bare a striking resemblance,
to inside the actor's studios James Lipton.

musings on the bus part 2

they say that having one "right" earing,
makes a bold statement about your homosexuality,
what, then, would you make,
of a double pierced left lobe?


more to come tomorrow.

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TJ, I commend you for believing.

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Form

1. Do you think that George Parros is better than Joe Thornton?
Yes, yes I do.

Am I on the team?

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Can I tryout

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I'm obviously apart of this business.

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A-Team Assemble! Fetch the scones, the boats, the pumas, the warriors of time, the Wunderbar, and a couple of hands for Jax, especially if they are attached to nice ladies. Oh, order a new shipment of Axe Body Spray, we're taking over...


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Ashe has a writing style all his own...

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Im currently banging your fiance Indy.
And a Kuik.

at the SAME TIME.

im noticing a lack of people filling out the form though, Im a little sad about that.

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Ash, how are you typing while banging Indrews fiance, you need two hands to hold onto that lady.

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**** you guys.

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**** you guys.
At least you can take solace in the fact the Ducks won. Some of us don't have that luxury...or don't want to use it.

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haha Frish, i'm getting ulcers over game 2 as we speak.

damn i wanna watch it.

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haha Frish, i'm getting ulcers over game 2 as we speak.

damn i wanna watch it.
It's ridiculous, I can't wait!

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Are we doing that show?

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Jax00: Senior Presidential Corespondent

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We're going through this Gong show again? Awesome.

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i'll be in college by the time nhl 10 is out, so ill have time to play again.

oh, and i need a new xbox by then. that's the only thing keeping me offline right now.

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Henrik Lundqvist. Enough said.

TJ, Varlamov looked great, despite the belief in Theodore, I think he's going to stay in net for the rest of the series.

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That's the one series that doesn't look like playoff hockey, it's very free wheeling, which you'd think benifits the Caps. But Ovechkin looked snake-bit today, and with Ovechkin goes the Powerplay.

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May our powers combine tonight!

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I'll be at the Sharks game tonight, but I can play tomorrow night.

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a disturbing thought:
Corey Perry, Sean Avery,
Making a love child.

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