Anyone catch Howard Stern this morning with Norm Macdonald? Pretty hilarious. It was all Artie and Norm talking about funny sports moments
Well one of his funny stories - Growing up his favorite player was Dave Schultz, and all the crazy Flyers. So one day the Flyers are playing at the Forum in Montreal so hes waiting around to see 'The Hammer'. Finally he sees Schultz, but to Norm's amazement Schultz is all decked out in a fur coat and all this lavished ****. Norm decides to go up to him and ask for his autograph, he was like 9 at the time or something, and Schultz, not missing a beat, just flicks his cigarette at Norm's forehead and walks away. Norm said he was traumatized for like a week, but now being like 46 he thinks it was the most bad ass awesome thing ever and thinks more sports athletes should be as bad ass as Schultz.
I know I'm far from a motorhead but it could be the alternator as well.
nope. the battery was fully charged(from the alternator) I had the radio, lights, radio ect. I am almost positive its the starter. I will know Friday morning.
You do need to be "pencil thin" in order to not be fat. "a little meat on her bones" = FAT. Unless there is some medical condition for being overweight below the age of 35, you have some serious issues. After around 35...who really cares, married/kids/life over, etc.
You are the reason people fly air planes into our buildings, way to be the typical American *******. People like you make my girl puke herself to sleep everynight. And honestly thats a worse problem than having a little meat on your bones.
And another thing, I dont ****ing care if Im gonna die young because I like to eat then so what? Its not like if I eat a slice of lettuce a day and work out Ill live forever. Were all gonna die eventually, and some of us try to enjoy life and do things we enjoy to do everyday.
You drink? Smoke? That'll kill ya just as fast broski.
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Originally Posted by Kambo
A little meat on the bones to me means looking healthy, as opposed to looking anorexic. Sorry for not conforming to the American media ideal that girls have to be a size 0 to be considered skinny and beautiful.
And as far as the gym, I have a membership which I use. And I don't necessarily think I'd like your opinion on anything having to do with my physique, since apparently I'm a fat obese cow as is. But thanks for the offer. Save it for a girl who thinks one salad and a slim fast is enough food to hold her over for a week.
And as far as the stereotyping, I thought it was warranted. You stereotyped me as fat and overweight, once again because I don't look like skeletor. I thought it made you sound like a ******, and one of the ****** who base their women solely off of looks.
When I look for a girl I look for a girl who has some meat on her bones. This guy thinks Im looking for the girl version Lardo, when Im not. I look for a girl that looks healthy, like you said. These anerexic, size 0 girls are disgusting and so unattractive. Eat damnit. And its people like him, and the media to blame. For photoshopping and hiring these models to look like that. Its absolutly vain and ****ed up. Walking through the Cherry Hill Mall is gross. All these girls, and they look at people like you with such disdain. Yet they have no idea the average American, like us, looks at them the same way. And like its being pushed so bad that a XXL shirt isnt an XXL shirt anymore. My work shirt is supposed to be a XXL but it fits like a Medium. Im not the big where a XXL fits like that. XXL should be a bit too big on me. My brother bought me a flannel shirt from Abercrombie for Xmas and it was supposed to be XXL. Fit like a Small. I took it back they flat out told me it wasnt designed for big people. Um XXL is for big people. I have broad shoulders and that determines a shirt size doesnt it? lol. So now clothing manufactures are pushing this "obesity" thing on us. Im just glad someone else sees this issue like I do. Its effed there Kambonious, my friends would deffinatly call you fat, they call this girl im seeing fat. "Dude you dont wanna see her shes fat" I meet her and shes like not even chubby. Its hilarious.
nope. the battery was fully charged(from the alternator) I had the radio, lights, radio ect. I am almost positive its the starter. I will know Friday morning.
You are the reason people fly air planes into our buildings, way to be the typical American *******. People like you make my girl puke herself to sleep everynight. And honestly thats a worse problem than having a little meat on your bones.
And another thing, I dont ****ing care if Im gonna die young because I like to eat then so what? Its not like if I eat a slice of lettuce a day and work out Ill live forever. Were all gonna die eventually, and some of us try to enjoy life and do things we enjoy to do everyday.
You drink? Smoke? That'll kill ya just as fast broski.
Dont come and attack me "broski" I'm the king at internet tough guy. We've all read your posts and know damn well you dont have a girl. Your ****ing miniature poodle does not count just becaue you **** it.
Most models appear "too thin" because they are so tall. On a shorter girl it would not appear as being so skinny.
Complete and utter ********. Unless you're attempting to argue that someone who's 6'0" and weighs 125 lbs looks more thin than someone who's 5'3" and weighs 125 lbs, in which cause you get a "No ****" from me. But according to BMI, someone who's 6'0" and weighs 125 lbs. is underweight, while if they're 5'3" and weigh 125 lbs, they're normal. So, in the real world, the first person IS too thin, and the second is not. Sorry, but your explanation there simply doesn't match up to how the real world works. In case you don't know about BMI, check out this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index.
In reality, most models appear "too thin" because they're, get this, TOO GODDAMNED THIN. Seriously, they have no muscle, they barely have any chest, and their ass looks like that of a 10 year old boy. I fail to see how that can possibly be healthy. Then again, why are we surprised that the fashion industry pushes chicks that don't look like women on us? It's mostly run by gay men.
In the end, I guess it's whatever floats your boat. Personally, I like women who can actually do something active like hiking without wearing down in 10 minutes. Turns out you need to at least be a normal, healthy weight for that.
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Complete and utter ********. Unless you're attempting to argue that someone who's 6'0" and weighs 125 lbs looks more thin than someone who's 5'3" and weighs 125 lbs, in which cause you get a "No ****" from me. But according to BMI, someone who's 6'0" and weighs 125 lbs. is underweight, while if they're 5'3" and weigh 125 lbs, they're normal. So, in the real world, the first person IS too thin, and the second is not. Sorry, but your explanation there simply doesn't match up to how the real world works. In case you don't know about BMI, check out this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index.
In reality, most models appear "too thin" because they're, get this, TOO GODDAMNED THIN. Seriously, they have no muscle, they barely have any chest, and their ass looks like that of a 10 year old boy. I fail to see how that can possibly be healthy. Then again, why are we surprised that the fashion industry pushes chicks that don't look like women on us? It's mostly run by gay men.
In the end, I guess it's whatever floats your boat. Personally, I like women who can actually do something active like hiking without wearing down in 10 minutes. Turns out you need to at least be a normal, healthy weight for that.
I never said "model thin" was sexy. Wikipedia "I'm a moron" and see what you get. Numerous personal trainers know that BMI is a flawed way of looking at height/weight ratios. It is equivalent to +/- in hockey. I wouldn't go rubbing one out to wikipedia either seeing as I can enter a new definition for "Stonehands77" and have it say owned by J staff. It is far from a reliable source of information.
I never said "model thin" was sexy. Wikipedia "I'm a moron" and see what you get. Numerous personal trainers know that BMI is a flawed way of looking at height/weight ratios. It is equivalent to +/- in hockey. I wouldn't go rubbing one out to wikipedia either seeing as I can enter a new definition for "Stonehands77" and have it say owned by J staff. It is far from a reliable source of information.
Ahh, an extremely mature response. Good one, chief. Are you always a ********* like this?
Now, if you look back, you'll note in my first response that I mentioned that BMI has its weaknesses, particularly when it comes to athletes, but it is in general a useful tool as a starting point for the discussion. My pointing to wikipedia was for a quick, centralized source of information.
BTW, studies of wikipedia have found it to be fairly reliable, particularly since everything added in does get reviewed, especially if there are complaints about it's quality. But nice try there.
So, you're now claiming that the following statement was never intended to be taken as a comment on the attractiveness of females based on their weight? Interesting spin on that one.
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You do need to be "pencil thin" in order to not be fat. "a little meat on her bones" = FAT. Unless there is some medical condition for being overweight below the age of 35, you have some serious issues. After around 35...who really cares, married/kids/life over, etc.
Perhaps this one was not meant to be taken that way either?
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If you believe you have a little "meat on the bones" then I guess so, doesn't make you a bad person, just makes me cringe at the thought. To each his/her own.
I certainly don't think the bolded portion there could be taken that way.
Of course, there was then this genius statement about proper diet:
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A salad and a slim fast is enough for one day, not for a week.
Yes, definitely a healthy way to eat. Which Kambo already called you out on, and you never responded to. Interesting, that for someone who claims to be a trainer and wants people working out, that you'd ignore the impact of said training on a person's diet. Personally, I think it shows ignorance, or at least your "champion internet tough guy" cred (). Especially since you then suggest the following:
Ellpitical - 30 mins
Water with all meals. (substitute club soda)
So a total of 637 calories (based on the Slimfast site and those two links you sent me)...when the recommended daily intake for an average height woman at a healthy weight who exercises 3 times a week is between 1700 and 1800 calories a day, and the NIH recommends an absolute minimum of 1200 calories a day for weight loss diets. So your position, that's insanity. No, wait, that's beyond insanity. Sorry, I'll take the National Institute of Health over random internet tough guy's opinion every day of the week.
And Christ, I'm not even a girl, and my wife is a semi-pro volleyball player who eats properly. I guess I'm just in a cranky mood, because I wasted WAAAAAY too much time on this post. I'm done with this...feel free to respond, or not, but I'm not going to read it. I should probably go do work.
OMG... if that isnt ****ing true, I dont know what else is. I have said that repetitively. CSC will also agree with me that at my college, there are neither of those... Their either hot as hell and retarded or hot as hell and ***** themselves. Also the fact that there are so few of them, RIBS is greatly present here.
CantSeeColors, lets see if you remember whats RIBS is
Dude, you experience it for four years, there's no way you forget what RIBS is.
Dont come and attack me "broski" I'm the king at internet tough guy. We've all read your posts and know damn well you dont have a girl. Your ****ing miniature poodle does not count just becaue you **** it.
Could you fail any worse? That honestly might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet (not including JXC).
Dont come and attack me "broski" I'm the king at internet tough guy. We've all read your posts and know damn well you dont have a girl. Your ****ing miniature poodle does not count just becaue you **** it.
FYI to all the single people on here: Apparently, if you post on a forum and at one point in time say you're single, that therefore means it's impossible for you to meet someone. I guess we'll all be single forever. ****.
Could you fail any worse? That honestly might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet (not including JXC).
man you people are so damn uptight. ITS A JOKE BUDDY. sorry I did not realize I had to throw in . I like JXC he makes things interesting compared to all of you people who conform to what every other poster writes.
The majority of posters here are either geeks or fat girls, which is fine, no ones hating that. But on the other hand we have Harv, Hub, Irish (sometimes), who enjoy a little fat girl bashing and sarcastic ******* remarks and laugh for what it is, a joke.
On the other hand we have posters like Drizzle and aparently you, who use their status on an internet message board as a hopefuly replacement of their sad lives.
FYI to all the single people on here: Apparently, if you post on a forum and at one point in time say you're single, that therefore means it's impossible for you to meet someone. I guess we'll all be single forever. ****.
I'm personally tired of reading your comments. Your fat, get over it. I'm an *******. Next subject.
man you people are so damn uptight. ITS A JOKE BUDDY. sorry I did not realize I had to throw in . I like JXC he makes things interesting compared to all of you people who conform to what every other poster writes.
The majority of posters here are either geeks or fat girls, which is fine, no ones hating that. But on the other hand we have Harv, Hub, Irish (sometimes), who enjoy a little fat girl bashing and sarcastic ******* remarks and laugh for what it is, a joke.
On the other hand we have posters like Drizzle and aparently you, who use their status on an internet message board as a hopefuly replacement of their sad lives.
What's the point of fat girl bashing, are you in high school? Just ignore them, don't bang them, don't bash them, it's really not that tough.
Also, none of us have "status on a message board." My life is very sad though. I'm in college, I drink beer every day, I just got through my finals hell week. Really hating it right now.
What's the point of fat girl bashing, are you in high school? Just ignore them, don't bang them, don't bash them, it's really not that tough.
Also, none of us have "status on a message board." My life is very sad though. I'm in college, I drink beer every day, I just got through my finals hell week. Really hating it right now.
This is not a new subject. It was brought up because of a fast food debate. You sound really cool, wanna hang out?
Yeah, I'm sure Osama reads HF everyday to fuel his hate for us.
Haha this made me laugh, I can just imagine him reading HF in some cave planning attacks on infidels such as Flyhigh, ForsbergIsOdin, and the greatest infidel of all, MiamiScreamingEagles.
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This is not a new subject. It was brought up because of a fast food debate. You sound really cool, wanna hang out?
Meh, fast food is awesome. Are you going to have another health lecture about how I should eat salads and slim fast instead of Taco Bell?
man you people are so damn uptight. ITS A JOKE BUDDY. sorry I did not realize I had to throw in . I like JXC he makes things interesting compared to all of you people who conform to what every other poster writes.
The majority of posters here are either geeks or fat girls, which is fine, no ones hating that. But on the other hand we have Harv, Hub, Irish (sometimes), who enjoy a little fat girl bashing and sarcastic ******* remarks and laugh for what it is, a joke.
On the other hand we have posters like Drizzle and aparently you, who use their status on an internet message board as a hopefuly replacement of their sad lives.
Fat chicks?
hahahahahaha
I knew this convo was going to be bad 2 days ago, but I also knew it would be hilarious.
I'm on vacation, but I'm chilling in a Starbucks on free wifi with a coffee to kick the hangover, and I'm literally laughing out loud reading all this ****.
My 2 cents, I'm a fat dude, but I have hooked up with some skinny chicks (and a few not so skinny chicks). I tend to find a pretty face beats a nice body for the most part, but nothing beats a hot brunette, slim body, pretty smile and with a decent rack and a laid back personality.
You guys are taking JStaffs comments too seriously, you wont change his mind, so why bother arguing or calling him out? Just get over it and move on and make out with whoever you want.
You guys are taking JStaffs comments too seriously, you wont change his mind, so why bother arguing or calling him out? Just get over it and move on and make out with whoever you want.
Kinda like JXC and his differing opinions from the majority of the board.
Sorry, I'll take the National Institute of Health over random internet tough guy's opinion every day of the week.
