I stumbled across this while trying to figure out why Vishnevskiy hasn't played the last couple games for Peoria and thought it was too funny not to share. This takes on the kindergarten mindset of giving everyone stickers.
Sydor is filling the thankless role of On-Ice Disaster-In-Waiting-But-Off-Ice-Leader
And one of those problems is that your fourth-leading scorer hasn't put one in net since the Coolidge Administration (coincidentally, that's also around the time Moody Mike actually gave a crap about playing hockey). ...For his lackadaisical play and unwillingness to stand up for his teammates, Melancholic Michael gets a Grumpy Bear Sticker. Try to have fun, Mikey!
Give me twenty forwards such as this man, and I will rule the world!