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03-21-2004, 01:50 PM
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You know your a Ranger fan when...

After seeing some of you post some funny jokes about how you know when your Ranger fan when...might be a good idea to have a thread with some good laughs.
Lets begin...

You know your a Ranger fan when... your hoping to lose against Pittsburgh today in the attempts to move up in the lottery draft.

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03-21-2004, 03:49 PM
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You know your a ranger fan when your season is already over by December.

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You know you're a Ranger fan when other team's posters start laughing at you when they discover you're a Ranger fan.

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03-21-2004, 04:38 PM
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You know you are a Rangers fan when you consider getting the 8th spot a successful season.

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You know you're a Rangers fan when you start watching Golf in February and March.

You know you're a Rangers fan when you're looking for the 1994 SC Series to remind yourself of what winning feels like.

You know you're a Rangers fan when you're more interested in watching the TLC Network at 7, instead of the game.

You know you're a Rangers fan when you can count on two hands how many wins your team has...all season.


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You know you're a Ranger fan when a prosepct is a bust if he doesn't put up 30 goals his first year.

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03-21-2004, 05:23 PM
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You know you're a Ranger fan when 2 wins in a row is the longest streak you have over 82 games.

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You know you're a Ranger fan when a prosepct is a bust if he doesn't put up 30 goals his first year.
Haha, so true. People need to let up.

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You know your a Ranger fan when anyone 25 and under qualifies as a top prospect...

You know your a Ranger fan when you blame the organization for the inability of a prospect to step up... ::cough-Lundmark-cough::

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You know you're a Ranger fan if you spend $25 round trip on the LIRR and $100+ on the seats just to leave at around the 12 minute mark of the 3rd period in order to catch the 9:16 train home, regardless of score.

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03-21-2004, 05:58 PM
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How about: You know you're a Ranger fan when you think a $9 beer seems reasonable.

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03-21-2004, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by charliemurphy
After seeing some of you post some funny jokes about how you know when your Ranger fan when...might be a good idea to have a thread with some good laughs.
Lets begin...

You know your a Ranger fan when... your hoping to lose against Pittsburgh today in the attempts to move up in the lottery draft.
You carry a 25 year old grudge against a man who broke Ulf Nillson's ankle.

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You know you are a Ranger fan when you spend hours in thearpy

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You know you're a Rangers fan when you can effortlessly turn an MSG Network advertising slogan into the perfect catch phrase for seven years of utter futility.

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You know you're a Rangers fan...

when you know when Flag Day is...as well, you can remember what day OJ took off in a bronco.

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03-21-2004, 07:07 PM
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You know you're a Ranger fan when

you actually have thoughts that bringing up your newborn child as a Rangers fan can be grounds for child abuse.

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you actually have thoughts that bringing up your newborn child as a Rangers fan can be grounds for child abuse.

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when no matter what happens you still find yourself watching or going to the game and somtimes when u see a glimse of that jersey, you get chills

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03-21-2004, 07:55 PM
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I don't think the purpose of this thread was to bait trolls, but...eh what are you going to do.

How about you know you're an Islander fan when you find it perfectly acceptable to sleep with your sister.

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03-21-2004, 08:01 PM
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You know you're a Ranger fan when you are watching the Islanders in the playoffs and wishing you were an Islander fan!

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03-21-2004, 08:04 PM
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you know youre a ranger fan when youre watching the other new york team in the playoffs and could give a crap

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03-21-2004, 08:37 PM
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You know your a Rangers fan when the facility that holds your AA meeting reserves a parking spot for you.

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You know you're a Ranger fan when you are watching the Islanders in the playoffs and wishing you were an Islander fan!
You know you're a Ranger fan when you are watching the Islanders in the playoffs performing another first round exit and you know, no matter how bad it may be, nothing is better than being a true Ranger fan.

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You know you're a Ranger fan when you are watching the Islanders in the playoffs and wishing you were an Islander fan!
You know that you have some common ground with all Ranger fans (even ones you consistently argue with), when you read a totally needless post like the one quoted above.

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03-21-2004, 09:01 PM
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You know you're a Ranger fan...

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You know you're a Ranger fan when you are watching the Islanders in the playoffs and wishing you were an Islander fan!
when, despite not making the playoffs for seven years, the thought of rooting for the IceHoles still makes you ill to your stomach.

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You know you're a Ranger fan when

your drug habbit always seems to relapse during the months from October through April.

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