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03-24-2004, 09:17 AM
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That's the spirit, Oli500. So go out there, keep your chin up and a stiff upper lip and you'll be just fine. Remember : the few, the proud, the Habs fans.

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Get out the holy water and exorcise her,then convert her....Just as easy as that.(Oh! you may also have to play a record backwards while doing the exorcism)

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So I just got a girl friend for about 7 days now. She used to be a cheereleader at her old school and she is extremly hot. Me and and a bunch of my budys were playing basse-ball the other day to pratice before the tryouts start. I was pitching and saw the next batter coming up, he was wearing some leafs bading gloves so i hit him hard with a fast-ball. My girl freind saw the hole think and ask me why I hit him and I told her because He was wearing those leafs bating gloves and I couldent stand him. The next day I went to her house for the first time and when I went to her room I was horified. She had some leafs posters everywwere, Belfour,sundi,domi,molginy. I couldent believe it. She told me that her hole family were big leaf fans. I dunno what to do

You poor poor guy.........

OMG.........You should've asked beforehand.....

You may end up a leafs fan after this.......Women can be very convincing.....

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Cheerleader eh!

Your Goal: to score.

So....

being as she's a cheerleader, common knowledge would dictate that eventually (sooner than later - we've all seen the movies) she's gonna let you try to score.

- You're on a break-away.
scenario 1
- as you're homing in on your target you see she recognizes that you're about to deke and she stacks her pads.
-You, noticing the stacked pads, immediately abort the deke and if possible in the act of doing so, give yourself a day-to-day injury, forcing yourself ineligible for the next 7 days.


scenario 2
- as you are skating down the ice attempting to score you see a clean shot at the five hole. Take it. And good luck.

Too bad you can't buy red, glow in the dark condoms with the CH on them. Then you could really stick it to the Leafs!

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You poor poor guy.........

OMG.........You should've asked beforehand.....

You may end up a leafs fan after this.......Women can be very convincing.....
there is no women in the world that would convert me into a leaf fan. Not even Kournikova. Shes coming to my house in a couple of days when my parents leave town for the week-end. Waite tell she see's all my habs stuf I have on my wall. It might get ugly :p I just hope we dont play the leafs in the playoffs.


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there is no women in the world that would convert me into a leaf fan. Not even Kournikova. Shes coming to my house in a couple of days when my parents leave town for the week-end. Waite tell she see's all my habs stuf I have on my wall. It might get ugly :p I just hope we dont play the leafs in the playoffs.
Nothing better than "Leafs lost in 4 against Habs" sex.

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Nothing better than "Leafs lost in 4 against Habs" sex.
Can't say I've ever had that, at least not with a Leaf fan. The only 2 I knew were my neighbor Bruce and my friend's mother. it never ocurred to me in either case. Maybe I have to learn to think outside the box. Oli, the old parents going away situation has been the long term downfall of many men. Don't do anything that makes you uncomfortable and make sure she understands what 'no' means. Remember, you have to be able to respect yourself. Never leave your drink unattended. She may seem very nice, but remember, she is a Leaf fan and can't be expected to have the same moral fibre of a Hab girl. Show her pictures of Beliveau and Richard. Sing 'les canadiens sont la'.

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Yes Oli, remember, "chastity" starts with "CH"

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Yes Oli, remember, "chastity" starts with "CH"
Easily the best I've heard today,great line.

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To solve the problem easily find a girl who is a Habs fan.

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Thread of the year anyone?

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Good thread

All I can say is if she is hot....who cares

My wife could be a Canadiens/Yankees fan and it wouldn't matter.She's hot and I love her.

Remember .......those little curly hairs downstairs can move mountains my man.....seen it many many times

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03-24-2004, 10:48 PM
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You are a hero oli. I would expect nothing less.

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To solve the problem easily find a girl who is a Habs fan.

Its not easy finding a girl thats a hab fan when you life in south ontario. Its actualy hard to find hab fans uround here. If I did find a girl thats a hab fan in kitchener it would be like winning the lotery.

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Why don't you spin this to your advantage? Make a bet with her... every game the Leafs win over the Habs, you gotta do something for/to her, and vice-versa when the Habs win. If Habs win the cup, she becomes your slave for a day. If leafs win, you become hers.

Win-win situation my friend.

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Do whatever your Leprechaun is telling you to do... (I.E. Burn the house.)
that's awesome!

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Good thread

All I can say is if she is hot....who cares

My wife could be a Canadiens/Yankees fan and it wouldn't matter.She's hot and I love her.

Remember .......those little curly hairs downstairs can move mountains my man.....seen it many many times
I met a woman in 1975 who preferred Kenny Rogers music and thought watching sports was a complete waste of time. She also thought that anyone who spent their time debating the qualities of these overpaid,ego inflated man/children was in serious need of a life. I decided to exact revenge and do so slowly over a long period of time. I married her. Haah, who's laughing now ?

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Haah, who's laughing now ?
The goats????

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At least she likes hockey, my girlfriend hates all kinds of sport. No matter what.

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At least she likes hockey, my girlfriend hates all kinds of sport. No matter what.
I think being a Leafs fan is worst, because you have to:

- Learn the rules of hockey
- Learn to like hockey
- Learn the different franchises around the league
- Ponder which one you will support
- Choose the Leafs even though hating them is what makes this sport so great.

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I guess I shouldn't give too much advice on the subject. Me and my two bro's are major hab fans and...

-My girlfriend is a devils fan
-My older bro's girlfriend is a leafs fan
-My little bro's wife is a Bruins fan

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You gotta marry her my friend, give her a lot of kids. Make sure you're the one you brings them to their hockey games and prectice ALL the time, so they become Habs fans. Then, as your girlfriend (your wife) is outnumbered, she won't have the choice butto change allegeance (I don't know how to write that word though

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03-25-2004, 10:46 AM
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You know, now that you guys bring it up, I don't think I even know any female Habs fans at all. I've lived all over the country too. I'm sure there are tonnes in Quebec, but I only met Nordique fans when I was there. I find this troubling.

Or maybe they are all just dating Leafs fans?

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