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05-02-2015, 10:33 AM
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‎Bad Will Hunting

I should hate you for trading me to the Isles board, but at least they played 7 more games than the Kings did, so that backfired on you! And by the way, you don't look a day over 75, but keep taking smack, it's doing wonders for your complexion!


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05-02-2015, 11:24 AM
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05-02-2015, 01:59 PM
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Wishing you all the best BWH..

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"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot.

Say I'm working at the N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people that I never met and that I never had no problem with get killed.

Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a ****. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and ****in' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic.

So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the ****in' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure, **** it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."

Happy Birthday dude.

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You are now old enough to play for the Devils.

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You are now old enough to play for the Devils.


Happy birfday BWH, got a torta with 70 candles with your name on it.

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Sorry I couldn't PM you for some reason, but what was your address again? The male strippers just called me and they are lost!

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This.... Happy BD!

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We can chip in and get you lower bowl playoff tickets at the Pond for less than $150, but that would be torturous for you.

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Belated Happy Birthday to one of the good guys.

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