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09-21-2009, 11:34 AM
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Chappelle's Show

A few years after he went off the air this show still resonates in popular culture.

Sure they may have filmed 2 seasons and 1 "lost" season but this was one of the funniest shows on Comedy Central back in the day.

Great moments in Chappelle's Show history

Silky Johnston: Uh-oh, fellas! Looks as though we have company.
Slave master: What the hell are you [epithet] doing out here?
Silky Johnston: We are the Time Haters. We traveled all the way back through time... to call yuh a cracker.
Slave master: You better watch your mouth.
Buck Nasty: Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I shove these gators up your ass and show yo' insides some style.
Slave master: ENOUGH!
Beautiful: I-I can't be no slave, Silky!

It is truly an honor and a privilege for me to be here at Pinehurst school or whatever your school is called today. I say it is a privilege because it is a violation of my parole to be around children.

You! You know what dog foods taste like, do you? It tastes just like it smells... DELICIOUS!!!

Girl: Don't give up, Stinky! My dad says if you never give up and you work hard, all your dreams will come true!
Stinky: That's the [slur] **** I've ever heard.

Who are the five best rappers of all time?

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"Man I heard Calvin got a job. I'm proud of him.

Let's go rob that [epithet], man."

"Calvin, you can't expect to keep feeding me and my baby hamburgers and french fries every night."

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Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.


What a great show.

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Way to make me think there was a new season. Jerk.

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I loved the ****** family.

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Awesome show. So many great sketches.

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The shame is the first skit that comes to mind is the Rick James skit. The skit was great, but it was overused and became a meme. There were other skits too that were just as funny, but didn't receive as much attention.

Like the Racial draft. "Konichiwa, *****es"

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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?

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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?
my mother used to watch the show with me sometimes and even now she'll still bring it up sometimes.

and the hockey version i made the other night:

but i also liked "the stranger", "hey, a blow job is a blow job", and the black klan member.

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4 words, World Series of Dice...

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Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.


That one and the World Series of Dice. They never get old, ever.

"What you need is some chapstick and a set of trousers!"
"All this just to take out the trash...."
"I saw this coming a mile away...that's why I stuck my car keys up my ass!"

By the way, the Prince episode doesn't get as much love I think because the Rick James one actually HAD Rick James there (RIP) to tell his side of it. If they somehow got Prince to tell his side on the basketball one, it would have been just as good IMO.

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My favorite skit, gang wars...

http://www.spike.com/video/dave-chappelle-gang/2894756

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I can't believe I missed out on the World Series of Dice. Am watching now.

Best was the Playa Haters ball though. "I'm top player hater from Korea. You *****es, better recognize!"

LOL ASHY LARRY! "That better not be the money out of my G.D. Purse!"

"Shut the **** up, man!"


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I'll have a Samuel Jackson.


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This show was only on for 2 seasons and has been off the air for about 4 yet not a day goes by where I don't hear somebody quote it.

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Loved the Samuel L. Jackson's beer sketch.

"It'll get you drunk. You'll be ****ing fat girls in no time. You might even fight a ****** or too. MMMMMmmmmm *****."


-HOW'S IT TASTE MOTHER****ER!??? HUH???
-Can you stop yelling at me, please?
-NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK.
YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES??? JUICE - THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
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My favorite Chappelle skit isn't from the show its from his stand up:

"Cause we have Grape Drink, its not the same formula"
"You might have one of your friends over, TODD! TODD! do you care for some grape juice?!"
"Huh?! ****** what the **** is juice?! I want some grape drink baby!"
"I don't think I have that....what?!"
"I have some apple juice if...WHAT THE **** IS JUICE?! I want some apple drink...its green!"

"There's three main ingredients sugar, water and purple!"

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My favorite Chappelle skit isn't from the show its from his stand up:

"Cause we have Grape Drink, its not the same formula"
"You might have one of your friends over, TODD! TODD! do you care for some grape juice?!"
"Huh?! ****** what the **** is juice?! I want some grape drink baby!"
"I don't think I have that....what?!"
"I have some apple juice if...WHAT THE **** IS JUICE?! I want some apple drink...its green!"

"There's three main ingredients sugar, water and purple!"
The very real commercial Dave Chappelle is talking about.



Gold.

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