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09-23-2009, 01:58 PM
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"Game, blouses."
He made them pancakes

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I like when he is on the stand and won't testify against OJ (I believe, or R Kelly or Michael Jackson).

"You still haven't found Tupac and Biggie's killers. You charged OJ. Nicole Simpson can't rap, I want justice"

I butchered that but I can't find a clip

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All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
That's 100% Cambodian, yo.

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"Game, blouses."
Assemble your crew. I'll be outside.

"Good Hustle."
"Yo, man. I'm not on your TEAM."


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Would you cut the malarkey?! A white man's talking!

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4 words, World Series of Dice...
lol, was that the one that they played in the ghetto alley? with the asian dude named phyuk yiu or something?

I also liked the interracial draft

I also cant forget the bigsby skit. Top marks for creatvitiy and edginess.

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Would you cut the malarkey?! A white man's talking!
Silencio! Ungawa!

Now wait just a doggone minute Rondell...

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I like when he is on the stand and won't testify against OJ (I believe, or R Kelly or Michael Jackson).

"You still haven't found Tupac and Biggie's killers. You charged OJ. Nicole Simpson can't rap, I want justice"

I butchered that but I can't find a clip
http://www.videovat.com/videos/929/d...jury-duty.aspx

Chappelle: Some people say that cucumbers taste better [than] pickles

Lawyer: What?

Chappelle: Huh?

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Chappelle: Some people say that cucumbers taste better [than] pickles

Lawyer: What?

Chappelle: Huh?
Awesome, thanks for that. I love that skit

"That piss was digital"

"You give me that kind of money, R Kelly could fart in my dinner tonight!"

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Silencio! Ungawa!

Now wait just a doggone minute Rondell...
There'll be no hustling me, you're dealing with the ultimate hustler.

Not sure if that's exact.

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Chappelle: Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled

Lawyer: What?

Chappelle: Huh?
Not to nitpick, but I think that's the actual quote.

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This thread is awesome. I'm gonna have to pull out the season 1 and 2 DVDs this weekend

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After years of laying low, comedian Dave Chappelle is said to be preparing to launch a new show, reports The Daily. But the program won’t be on Comedy Central, this time around. In fact, it won’t be on cable at all. Instead, the next iteration of Chappelle-awesomeness is going to debut exclusively on a streaming service, like Netflix, Sony’s Crackle or NBC-owned Hulu, says a “plugged-in source.”

While no deal has yet been signed, the show is said to be an exclusive program from one of these three streaming services. Netflix has already begun to dip its fingers in original programming with director David Fincher’s “House of Cards,” a $100 million series set to air in late 2012. (“House of Cards” is not produced by Netflix. Instead, the company simply has exclusive rights to carry the show.) And both Crackle and Hulu have a variety of original shows streaming on their networks.

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Perhaps the best news entertainment has received in a while. Need more quality programming.

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