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06-19-2011, 01:12 PM
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I bought my momma a car and I spent the rest on PCP.

When I leave, come together like butt-cheeks.

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Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, I don't even want, none of the above I want to piss on you.

And of course, the remix...

I'm gonna give you some poo-poo
I'm gonna give you some pee-pee
I'm gonna give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee

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07-11-2011, 12:33 AM
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Only way I can keep the studio open is if y'all go out and walk to northern New Jersey and get me a set of left-handed golf clubs. I also need you to take a picture with a midget holding these balloons.

Here's the keys to the studio. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going scuba diving with Chris Tucker and Aquaman.

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07-11-2011, 12:49 AM
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Only way I can keep the studio open is if y'all go out and walk to northern New Jersey and get me a set of left-handed golf clubs. I also need you to take a picture with a midget holding these balloons.

Here's the keys to the studio. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going scuba diving with Chris Tucker and Aquaman.
The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

Breeeaaasssst Miiiiilk....you make my daaa-aaayyy....

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07-11-2011, 01:01 AM
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DOODLOO DOODLOO DOOODLOODOOO

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07-11-2011, 02:45 PM
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Breeeaaasssst Miiiiilk....you make my daaa-aaayyy....
Look at this *****. You just gonna do your taxes, Ness? Just gon crunch numbers? Is that whats hot on the streets right now, your taxes?

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I remember years ago, we did a Racial Draft in the lounge although it only went a few rounds.

Since the sketch was done in 2004, it would have been a bust for us Asians. Yao Ming (as suggested in the skit) had a good stretch but injuries ended his career prematurely.

Keanu Reaves probably peaked in 2003 after the Matrix concluded. Paul Kariya was a year removed from a Stanley Cup final but injuries also ended his career. Jet Li didn't quite have the breakout success in North America like some might have thought.

And if we had gotten Tiger Woods....

Even with the Wu Tang Clan, we lost ODB prematurely.

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07-11-2011, 05:05 PM
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"...Juuuuice- that was a good one..."

"And a banana cognac b'yatch!!!"

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07-11-2011, 07:48 PM
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"...Juuuuice- that was a good one..."

"And a banana cognac b'yatch!!!"



I smell ya lightsabre.
"Deep Blue Sea! They ate me! A mother****ing shark at me!"

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07-11-2011, 08:44 PM
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And if we had gotten Tiger Woods....
So long fried rice...hello fried chicken.

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07-11-2011, 08:52 PM
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So long fried rice...hello fried chicken.
"I always wanted to say this: for shizzle!"


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Would you cut the malarkey?! A white man's talking.

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You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.

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07-11-2011, 11:54 PM
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Ol' Dirty has change his name from Dirk McGirk to The Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant.

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07-12-2011, 12:09 AM
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Tough break *****, there's always fubu

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Robert Petkoff: The blacks have won the coin toss, so they get to go first.
Dave Chappelle: Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time.
Bill Burr: Yes, and they'll probably still complain. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Dave Chappelle: heh heh - man, **** you.

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07-12-2011, 01:07 AM
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07-12-2011, 05:15 AM
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I'm broke, epithet

I'm broke

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I don't usually **** with Africa. There's starvin people over there and that **** ain't balla to me.

Hooray for me Billy. Hooray for me!

Men. Barbecue. I like you. I like you too dog. Let's get married.

Women. Rubbin up on each other titty balls. Makin em all stiff, and erect. Blowin on em.

Get your damn hands off me Frank! *Cold as ice replay*

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