Chappelle's Show

Big Poppa Puck · 06-19-2011, 01:12 PM

This was epic.

mikehmb · 06-19-2011, 03:05 PM

I bought my momma a car and I spent the rest on PCP.

When I leave, come together like butt-cheeks.

EpochLink · 06-19-2011, 03:46 PM

Dave at 25 - "hey hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday"

ixcuincle · 07-10-2011, 09:23 AM

I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee.

WarriorOfGandhi · 07-10-2011, 11:22 PM

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go make myself a nice feces sandwich

USC Trojans · 07-10-2011, 11:53 PM

Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, I don't even want, none of the above I want to piss on you.

And of course, the remix...

I'm gonna give you some poo-poo
I'm gonna give you some pee-pee
I'm gonna give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee

Mayor Bee · 07-11-2011, 12:33 AM

Only way I can keep the studio open is if y'all go out and walk to northern New Jersey and get me a set of left-handed golf clubs. I also need you to take a picture with a midget holding these balloons.

Here's the keys to the studio. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going scuba diving with Chris Tucker and Aquaman.

USC Trojans · 07-11-2011, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mayor Bee

Only way I can keep the studio open is if y'all go out and walk to northern New Jersey and get me a set of left-handed golf clubs. I also need you to take a picture with a midget holding these balloons.

Here's the keys to the studio. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going scuba diving with Chris Tucker and Aquaman.

The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

Breeeaaasssst Miiiiilk....you make my daaa-aaayyy....

ClicheGuevara · 07-11-2011, 01:01 AM

DOODLOO DOODLOO DOOODLOODOOO

Big Poppa Puck · 07-11-2011, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by USC Trojans

The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

Breeeaaasssst Miiiiilk....you make my daaa-aaayyy....

Look at this *****. You just gonna do your taxes, Ness? Just gon crunch numbers? Is that whats hot on the streets right now, your taxes?

Brodeur · 07-11-2011, 04:11 PM

I remember years ago, we did a Racial Draft in the lounge although it only went a few rounds.

Since the sketch was done in 2004, it would have been a bust for us Asians. Yao Ming (as suggested in the skit) had a good stretch but injuries ended his career prematurely.

Keanu Reaves probably peaked in 2003 after the Matrix concluded. Paul Kariya was a year removed from a Stanley Cup final but injuries also ended his career. Jet Li didn't quite have the breakout success in North America like some might have thought.

And if we had gotten Tiger Woods....

Even with the Wu Tang Clan, we lost ODB prematurely.

SenzZen · 07-11-2011, 05:05 PM

"...Juuuuice- that was a good one..."

"And a banana cognac b'yatch!!!"

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Leonard Washington was probably my favorite recurruring character between WSOD and Wife Swap.

"Where am I from? A lil town called none of your gat damn business"
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I smell ya lightsabre.

MJG · 07-11-2011, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SenzZen

"...Juuuuice- that was a good one..."

"And a banana cognac b'yatch!!!"

I smell ya lightsabre.

"Deep Blue Sea! They ate me! A mother****ing shark at me!"

USC Trojans · 07-11-2011, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Brodeur

And if we had gotten Tiger Woods....

So long fried rice...hello fried chicken.

Ozz · 07-11-2011, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by USC Trojans

So long fried rice...hello fried chicken.

"I always wanted to say this: for shizzle!"

mikehmb · 07-11-2011, 11:19 PM

Would you cut the malarkey?! A white man's talking.

USC Trojans · 07-11-2011, 11:51 PM

Be careful if you ever get into a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt.

You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.

Big Poppa Puck · 07-11-2011, 11:54 PM

Ol' Dirty has change his name from Dirk McGirk to The Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant.

Kamal007 · 07-12-2011, 12:09 AM

Tough break *****, there's always fubu

USC Trojans · 07-12-2011, 12:19 AM

Robert Petkoff: The blacks have won the coin toss, so they get to go first.
Dave Chappelle: Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time.
Bill Burr: Yes, and they'll probably still complain. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Dave Chappelle: heh heh - man, **** you.

SK13 · 07-12-2011, 01:07 AM

Man, Nicole Simpson CAN'T RAP!

ixcuincle · 07-12-2011, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by EpochLink

Dave at 25 - "hey hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday"

I'm broke, epithet

I'm broke

SenzZen · 07-12-2011, 06:36 AM

hototogisu · 07-12-2011, 09:23 AM

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Fif.

chuckdobbins · 07-12-2011, 09:23 AM

I don't usually **** with Africa. There's starvin people over there and that **** ain't balla to me.

Hooray for me Billy. Hooray for me!

Men. Barbecue. I like you. I like you too dog. Let's get married.

Women. Rubbin up on each other titty balls. Makin em all stiff, and erect. Blowin on em.

Get your damn hands off me Frank! *Cold as ice replay*

It's Boy George!!