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07-12-2011, 09:28 AM
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What can I say about that coat... that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?... It's bombed out and depleted.

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07-13-2011, 03:55 AM
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What can I say about that coat... that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?... It's bombed out and depleted.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish

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That'd probably be having sex with old ******** here without a rubber. We're f***in done, man! This date is over!

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We are the Time Haters.

And we have traveled far back through time to call you... a CRACKER!!!

I just started watching this on Youtube... it was before my time. Funny ****.


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09-15-2011, 04:13 PM
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We are the Time Haters.

And we have traveled far back through time to call you... a CRACKER!!!

I just started watching this on Youtube... it was before my time. Funny ****.
Chappelle's Show being before someone's time? Man that makes me feel old.

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09-15-2011, 07:02 PM
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We are the Time Haters.

And we have traveled far back through time to call you... a CRACKER!!!

I just started watching this on Youtube... it was before my time. Funny ****.
how old are you?

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09-15-2011, 07:38 PM
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how old are you?
Well, I'm 19.

But I didn't watch much TV as a kid. It's something I discovered recently.

Yea, looking back, that makes me look like I am 10-12.

It's a shame, the amount of material they have with the Tiger Woods scandal, Barack Obama and LeBron James "The Decision"... What could have been.

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09-15-2011, 07:46 PM
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seriously chappelle's show was probably the most quoted show for the longest of times, how have you not seen any of it until now?!

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09-15-2011, 07:47 PM
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seriously chappelle's show was probably the most quoted show for the longest of times, how have you not seen any of it until now?!
Yea, I went on a camping trip for two weeks were people kept saying "That look like DOOOODOOOOO" and I didn't get it was from the Chappelle Show until last night.

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Well, I'm 19.

But I didn't watch much TV as a kid. It's something I discovered recently.

Yea, looking back, that makes me look like I am 10-12.

It's a shame, the amount of material they have with the Tiger Woods scandal, Barack Obama and LeBron James "The Decision"... What could have been.
What, television?

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09-15-2011, 09:07 PM
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Well, I'm 19.

But I didn't watch much TV as a kid. It's something I discovered recently.

Yea, looking back, that makes me look like I am 10-12.

It's a shame, the amount of material they have with the Tiger Woods scandal, Barack Obama and LeBron James "The Decision"... What could have been.
I'm 20 and I watched every episode when it was on between 03-06 and I was 12-15 during that time frame.

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09-15-2011, 09:37 PM
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The Chappelle Show lol.

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09-16-2011, 02:14 AM
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It's a shame, the amount of material they have with the Tiger Woods scandal, Barack Obama and LeBron James "The Decision"... What could have been.
yeah all of that hacky overdone material, we're sure missing out on a lot there. i'm glad he stopped the show while it was still great.

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09-16-2011, 07:08 PM
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But how did you show me all those things?

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Tell your little friends dreams do come true. Dave Chappelle came and saw you in the hospital and whooped your monkey ass in some street hoops!!!!!!

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Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, I don't even want, none of the above I want to **** on you.

And of course, the remix...

I'm gonna give you some poo-poo
I'm gonna give you some pee-pee
I'm gonna give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee
"I sip Cris... you drink ****."

Chappelle's Show is one of the few programs that I can watch over and over again and still find it funny. We used to quote this show all the time in college. Charlie Murphy was hilarious... "wow, that OJ Simpson, he has a big ****ing head, man."

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