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01-23-2013, 03:36 PM
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Still quote this show DAILY, as others have said.

Player haters ball is still one of my favourites...

" I thank god for giving everyone sooo much and me soo little"

"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I don't know you but I want all the bad things in life to happen to you and no one but you"
Player haters are definitely the most quoted among my friends.



Tyrone Biggums needs some more love.

Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?
Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you in it three hours later asleep, high on crack!
Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.

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01-23-2013, 03:51 PM
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It's not the first time I've tasted penis, Joe Rogan.

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01-23-2013, 04:16 PM
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-How can black people rise up and overcome?
-Get out to vote?
-That is incorrect.

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01-23-2013, 04:27 PM
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Easily one of my favourite comedic shows of all time.

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01-23-2013, 04:52 PM
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****? That one was great, as usual it deserves all the credit it gets.

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01-23-2013, 10:05 PM
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"Who? Who's Nick Cannon"

"Daddy, Nick Cannon's ha-larry-ious"


"Man, **** you son!! I'm glad you think he's so god damn hilarious, because he just walked off witcha school clothes money!!! I'M BROKE NI**A, I'M BROKE!!!!"


"Man, **** Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!"

"He's ha-larry-ious."


"You know? You acting like a little *****."

"Aw what are you gonna go tell your mother I'm cussin in the house?!?!? That's right!! ****!"

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01-23-2013, 10:10 PM
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Clayton Bigsby.


'nuff said.

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01-23-2013, 10:47 PM
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N*****!

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01-24-2013, 01:13 AM
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Still quote this show DAILY, as others have said.

Player haters ball is still one of my favourites...

" I thank god for giving everyone sooo much and me soo little"

"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I don't know you but I want all the bad things in life to happen to you and no one but you"
"What can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan. It looks bombed out and depleted."

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01-24-2013, 01:18 AM
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Just watched Black Bush again, love when he tells the UN to sanction him. Also that Japan is bringing PlayStation's.

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01-24-2013, 02:27 AM
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Any time someone is getting their ass kicked in a videogame in my household, the saying is always the same:

"You best pick them little sticks up"

edit: or "pick up ya sticks" haha

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01-24-2013, 02:50 AM
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01-24-2013, 05:32 AM
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Still quote this show DAILY, as others have said.

Player haters ball is still one of my favourites...

" I thank god for giving everyone sooo much and me soo little"

"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I don't know you but I want all the bad things in life to happen to you and no one but you"
"I'm top player hater from Korea."

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01-24-2013, 06:42 AM
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Clayton Bigsby.


'nuff said.
My favourite skit.

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01-24-2013, 10:08 AM
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The best part was the part where Dave played the white anchorman and read out the entire intro to M.e.t.h.o.d Man.

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01-24-2013, 11:01 AM
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The best part was the part where Dave played the white anchorman and read out the entire intro to M.e.t.h.o.d Man.
Watch the outtakes he could hardly get that one out.


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01-24-2013, 11:02 AM
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Hide your money y'all!! theres poor people around....... wit your broke ass

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01-24-2013, 11:09 AM
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Someone put the outtakes of that on Youtube. I don't know if it's still there, but they did that Dylan / Wyclef skit several times...and every time it is hilarious.

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01-24-2013, 12:45 PM
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" I'm Leonard Washington, and I don't get butt-naked for nobody! You want this roll *****? You gon' have to shoot me. ''

'' Okay ''

As he's being carried away after being shot...

" Yo momma ain't ****! ''

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01-24-2013, 03:13 PM
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Tyrone Biggums visits the school is a classic.

"we all know we can sneak into our momma's room when she's sleeping
and take 5, 10, maybe 20 dollars off her purse. Run down 3rd street, catch the bus downtown and meet a latin-american guy named Martinez! We know that.
and we know that Martinez stuff is the bomb!"

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01-24-2013, 05:31 PM
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" I'm Leonard Washington, and I don't get butt-naked for nobody! You want this roll *****? You gon' have to shoot me. ''

'' Okay ''

As he's being carried away after being shot...

" Yo momma ain't ****! ''
WSOD getting knocked out early bothered me.

"All this just for taking out the trash....."


However, Bigsby winning it all is absolutely correct.

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01-24-2013, 05:39 PM
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"What's the square root of this apartment"

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I don't know if you know this Joe Rogan...I smoke rocks.

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01-24-2013, 08:01 PM
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Tyrone Biggums visits the school is a classic.

"we all know we can sneak into our momma's room when she's sleeping
and take 5, 10, maybe 20 dollars off her purse. Run down 3rd street, catch the bus downtown and meet a latin-american guy named Martinez! We know that.
and we know that Martinez stuff is the bomb!"
Ba ba ba booooooooooooooooo
Ba ba ba booooooooooooooooo

Do you know what dog food tastes like!? DO YA!? It tastes just like it smells...DELICIOUS!

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01-26-2013, 07:22 AM
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"What's the square root of this apartment"
I still say that from time to time

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