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10-15-2009, 02:04 PM
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Some good ones in here,

My friend Kevin, also known as Kwokman, also known as Ho Yin wanted to share this with you all.

Cammalleri, Gomez, Gionta are slick
Compared to other first lines, they're pretty sick
Yet still we need some secondary thunder
Andrei must wake up from his eternal slumber

Markov, O'Byrne, then Metropolit,
Yet the almighty Habs still won't quit.
Weber already had his chance,
It is now Belle's turn to do the dance.

Luck will change with Price's new mask.
The Grim Reaper is there, to keep him on task.
On towards tonight's home opener,
I only wish Markov could be back sooner.

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10-15-2009, 02:24 PM
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Where are you Sir Markov?


Andrei, o Andrei
Since your departure our team is so slow
Record's slipping under five and zero, zero
They say it was a cut to the foot
As you slid in the net so eager
But we all know the cut is really much deeper

Without you our power play fails
and without you our PK Ails
Not even P.K. could right this sinking ship
As O'Byrne is gone due to his hip

Since your departure everything's gone bad
Laraque is in hot water due to his ad
Price let in seven in front of his dad
Oh how we miss the general of the habs

Old Gainey tried to pull a fast one
"Perhaps reversing andrei markov could win us one"

So he got Marc-Andree and tried to fool us all
Things are so dreary might as well aim for Taylor Hall
Godspeed Mr. General
Until then Montreal fans will stay cynical

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10-15-2009, 02:31 PM
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epic thread is epic.

I enjoyed the poem by the one known as 'kwok-man'

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O Travis
O Travis
Moen my lawn
Moen my lawn

-PriceMakesGirlsMoen

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O Travis
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Moen my lawn

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winner.

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10-16-2009, 10:51 AM
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Markov, O Markov,
There you stood,
Said few words,
None we understood.

Yet still we needed you,
to play for us this game,
because losing the home opener,
is quite frankly a damn shame.

So heal and get better Markov,
and I bid you godspeed,
We're lost out there without you,
We need you to succeed.

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10-16-2009, 12:13 PM
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this should be a sticky post... Habs Poems!

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10-16-2009, 01:01 PM
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A Prayer to the Hockey Gods

O when, when will this curse be lifted?
This team, to lose, is just much, much too gifted.
The puck she don't bounce like she should.
Lady luck makes us feel not so good.
That *****, she took away our best player.
Then she lays on misfortune, layer upon layer.
First May, then Grabovski, then Stajan.
Them Leafs de Maple must be the tools of Satan.
Our little guys, dey play so plucky.
Please let us, for once, get lucky.
I know we don't anymore play in de Forum.
And we traded St. Patrick for his lack of decorum.
But we retired his number tirty tree.
It hangs from the Bell Centre for all to see.
We don't mean to disrespect our traditions.
But we just feel that our GM lacks certain ambitions.
He's content to build through the draft
And signing smurf free agents, Gionta? is he daft?
And so we boo every game, especially dat Gill
He skates like Bambi on Ice, except without so much skill
Ghosts of the past, please don't turn your faces
We need to move up in the standings, at least three places.
We have loved this team for too many years
The good, the bad, even Coach Martin's ears.
Don't crush our hopes, don't ruin our plans
Pour le coupe vinght-cinq et le Captain Pure Laine.

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Markov... oh Markov,
How I had missed you so...
You came back to us early,
Yet then my heart sank so low...

When you fell into the boards,
I saw your face fill with pain,
All your effort and training,
Would all be in vain.

Your tenure with the Canadiens,
Has been an emotional rollercoaster,
To see you with Subban,
He the gun, you the holster.

I'll force a smile and remain optimistic,
although things have never seemed bleaker...
I await the return of my General,
Signed your number #1 fan,

-Beaker.

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11-16-2010, 12:22 PM
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O Travis
O Travis
Moen my lawn
Moen my lawn

-PriceMakesGirlsMoen
LMAO

Me loves your CamelleriToe
Me loves the Spacek between your legs
You are so Gorges
Is that a fishy smell from Gill
Are you Moening Kositsyn?
I could Hamrlick you all night long
Gionta sleep with me tonite?
If not, i'll Gomez with another gal.

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