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11-01-2009, 02:05 AM
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I dunno THC, I've been disappointed in your head crushing ability recently. I'll be honest - if another board PM'ed me and offered me a legitimate upgrade on head crushing, I'd probably trade you in a heartbeat.
Oh crap....you don't mean....not The Face Pincher.....I made him!

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I edited my post and 2 minutes later had forgot what it said. You want me to remember something from the summer??

It was something about my language and that I should be embarassed or whatever.

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11-01-2009, 02:07 AM
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Oh crap....you don't mean....not The Face Pincher.....I made him!




To be fair, you are kind of living in the past. Why weren't you crushing Chara's head? that could have made a difference today.

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11-01-2009, 02:08 AM
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This coming from a guy who came to the rink dressed in a black mini dress and has not been able to get into the line up all year--if the cheap seats were in the North Pole--that is where we would send you
You know that incident involved me thinking it was halloween a couple of months early. You know it happens.

I want a better contract, I refuse to sign until Cloned stops low balling me with league minimums.

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you can't trade BlueBelle! she is future captain material and the heart and soul of this team.

she delivers day in and day out.

shame on you for suggesting such a thing.

Jumptheshark though I could certainly live without.
Thats what they said about Moreau. And then gave him the captaincy. Then look what happened. We should learn from others mistakes you know.


Only reason DSF is staying is because of his albatross contract no one will take and his incredibly high corsi.

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11-01-2009, 02:11 AM
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To be fair, you are kind of living in the past. Why weren't you crushing Chara's head? that could have made a difference today.
Sorry I sleep through part of the first period and I was working on a group project during the detroit game thats why I missed those two.

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Only reason DSF is staying is because of his albatross contract no one will take and his incredibly high corsi.
yeah DSF totally = Horcoff.

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Sorry I sleep through part of the first period and I was working on a group project during the detroit game thats why I missed those two.
well that's a legitimate excuse. not like this whole Flu excuse floating around.

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Sorry I sleep through part of the first period and I was working on a group project during the detroit game thats why I missed those two.

Where is the commitment?

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well that's a legitimate excuse. not like this whole Flu excuse floating around.

Speaking of the flu excuse, I might have had the flu when I told you we'd beat Vancouver.

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Where is the commitment?
That just means I'll have to crush twice as many heads the next couple games to make it up.

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That just means I'll have to crush twice as many heads the next couple games to make it up.

Have you ever crushed a team picture?

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Have you ever crushed a team picture?
Hmmmm....can't say that I have. The only problem I can think of is picture and file size. Even with a sponsors account it does not take much to pass the allotted file size with an animated gif. But lets see what I can do first...

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11-01-2009, 02:29 AM
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I'll slowly slide it in...
Rin you're such a tease!

A tech tease!

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Hmmmm....can't say that I have. The only problem I can think of is picture and file size. Even with a sponsors account it does not take much to pass the allotted file size with an animated gif. But lets see what I can do first...

Make a collage with all the players heads shrunken down to fit the right size!

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Rin you're such a tease!

A tech tease!

That disk contains very important information. I didn't want to do it too quickly and like damage it!

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11-01-2009, 02:33 AM
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That disk contains very important information. I didn't want to do it too quickly and like damage it!
Agreed, it's always good to take time doing it. If not the stork might fly by and **** on your disk.

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Rin you're such a tease!

A tech tease!
Point and case Rin.

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Agreed, it's always good to take time doing it. If not the stork might fly by and **** on your disk.
Ya, you can't rush a good thing!

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Point and case Rin.
I just wanted to be safe instead of sorry!

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11-01-2009, 02:40 AM
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Ya, you can't rush a good thing!



I just wanted to be safe instead of sorry!
Yup or else the stork gets involved. Do you ever whisper sweet nothings into your computers ear right before giving it a hard shutdown?

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Yup or else the stork gets involved. Do you ever whisper sweet nothings into your computers ear right before giving it a hard shutdown?

Hahaha...depends on my mood. Sometimes I just say **** you and turn it off!

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Yup or else the stork gets involved. Do you ever whisper sweet nothings into your computers ear right before giving it a hard shutdown?
DO NOT MESS WITH THE STORK. let it be known if any bad trades are done you will find a large stork dump on your keyboard!

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why is this thread THAT much better when im hammersed and i dont actually understand half the posts let alone read all of them?
such perverted people here
geeeeeez

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why is this thread THAT much better when im hammersed and i dont actually understand half the posts let alone read all of them?
such perverted people here
geeeeeez
Beware the stork, he will stalk you and **** on you wherever you go. Then a child arrives.

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What on earth are you guys talking about?

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I think we should sell our mid aged assets while they still have trade value. We have some quality youth posters to fill in, you know who you are!

If we trade BlueBelle we have to make it conditional that EdmFlyerfan85 or whatever his name is and Live Breath Hockey are part of that trade. I'd trade all 3 for just a poster with a 7.0B rating.

One last thing Cloned, we all sat through this cluster**** last year where we got a couple games out of our new asset before rumours surfaced he was retroactively useing his NTC. The Organization will not stand for you not doing your homework this year. Be wary of the move you make.

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This is ********. Instead of letting our young posters learn to make GDT's we always have to bring in expensive free agents. That is why we never see the finals, we waste too much GDT's with these free agents rather then teaching the young posters the proper way to build one!!!










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